Big Huge Giant masturbation thread (or Ben loves socks)

[GT40FIED]

Ok..so let's have it...all of you, ladies and men alike. How often do you harbor the fugitive...flog the dolphin....frost the cake...rough up the suspect...burp the nephew? And I swear, if you say you don't ever, you're either 12 and afraid what your friends will say or a shitty liar. So let's hear it...how often do you do the do?

[wal]

its gotta be about three times a day lol no nice lasses over in uk ;(

[BlackWolf]

At the least, probably once a day if not more. Depends on what I'm thinking of or who I'm thinking of and how long it been since I've had any........which has been too long.............;(

[ebpda9]

all the freaking time ;)

[SolPol]

How do you post that question and not give your own answer?

But props to you for at least spelling masturbation correctly. I've seen "journalists" who spell it wrong constantly and it pisses me off no end. If you're gonna talk about it you should be able to spell it.

Couple/few times a week :)

[IALuder]

2 or 3 times a week

[V8killimports]

is 5 times a day a lot? cause if it is that's someone else.

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by SolPol
How do you post that question and not give your own answer?

Well...I had to test the water...see if people responded. Otherwise it just looks like I'm talking about how much I do it. Hehe. Oh...that would be 4 or 5 times a week.

[Kyle]

about 4 times a week i'd say...it does vary though

[Grip72]

lmfao @ this thread

[mylittlecivic]

:paranoid:

[pdiggitydogg]

eh maybe 2-4 times per week
Ive decided its not as good as sex, so why really bother

[BlackWolf]

Originally posted by pdiggitydogg
eh maybe 2-4 times per week
Ive decided its not as good as sex, so why really bother


True that but it's better than nothing at all...............you might look like this after no :banana: for months ....... :crazy:

oops, sorry, that's a pic of me..............;(

[vtracer20]

maybe 3 times a week...depends how tired i am on any given day

[Daviso27]

Everytime I shower, on the wake up, when I go to bed, and Everytime I watch "Andy Griffith"

[B16DoHcCrx033003]

usually when i dont get any, but i get some like 2 or 3 times a week, so maybe 1 or 2 times a week, i am guessing

[BlackWolf]

Originally posted by Daviso27
"Andy Griffith"

ew

[Racing Rice]

It varies depending on the day, weather, whats on TV, or what kinda mood the wifes in. Anywhere from 0 - 20 times a day..;)

[pbateson]

I stopping masturbation everyday. So, I will start with 1 time a week. It good for me. Umm... masturbation cannot go into the real sex.

[Kyle]

Originally posted by pbateson
I stopping masturbation everyday. So, I will start with 1 time a week. It good for me. Umm... masturbation cannot go into the real sex.
so true paul...soo true...:crazy:

[CD5Passion]

hah this thread is making me laugh.
2-4 times a week here, usually I'm out late and never home so I am occupied with working on the cars or hitting up parties. no sex for about 3 or 4 months...stupid ex

[silver]

since i changed my schedule to 11pm-7am for work, maybe 2 times a week, probably both times on my days off. prior to that, i'd be anywhere from 10-30 times a week, and that was with a gf. don't know if that means i had a healthy libido or if she got tired of having sex with me? :no:

[DarkHatch]

Originally posted by V8killimports
is 5 times a day a lot? cause if it is that's someone else.

lmao!

Me? never:bs:

[juvenile]

I vary. Some weeks it'll be like 15 times, some weeks I can go with none.

I heard somethign interesting on the radio that's supposedly should make guys last longer. I'm trying this to see if it works.
Masterbate and stop right before you're about to cum. (If you do this alot, I'm guessing you can finish on the last time you do it in the evening) Supposedly if you do this "exercise" for a while you'll be able to control it better.

[silver]

yeah that is supposed to not only make you go longer...for obvious reasons, but also make u pop her head off when you hit the moment. you're supposed to take it all the way to climax and then tense up using your some muscle...pc i think they call it. i've tried to practice but i don't think i've accomplished it yet...so when it comes to sex i just think of baseball or something to keep going. my newest one is william hung from american idol shakin his bon bon

[GT40FIED]

It's called your kiegel muscle (otherwise know as your PC muscles). Women strengthen it to increase orgasms and their vaginal muscles. Men can use it to strengthen orgasms as well as have multiple orgasms (that's right...guys can have them too...they're known as non-ejaculatory orgasms). You just have to know how to do it first.

[Whiteclipse99]

For you guys, is this something that you do in the privacy of your bedroom or do you do it other places as well, work, shower, while driving? :crazy: Just curious. My friends and I saw a guy before doing it while driving....yes, while driving! It was disgusting! He even had a towel and everything. :no: Oh, and have any of you ever been caught?

[pdiggitydogg]

Ive been cuaght once...my room mate walked in and i thought he had been out for the night. I really didnt know what to do except say "lock the door on your way out, jeff"

[DsBlu01CivEX]

Originally posted by Whiteclipse99
For you guys, is this something that you do in the privacy of your bedroom or do you do it other places as well, work, shower, while driving? :crazy: Just curious. My friends and I saw a guy before doing it while driving....yes, while driving! It was disgusting! He even had a towel and everything. :no: Oh, and have any of you ever been caught?

*shudders* Geez Erin...you HAD to remind me of that didn't you???? I don't think I'm ever going to be able to trust or look at a guy the same that drives a late 90s green Jetta ever again!!! :pukey :pukey :pukey


Er what about the guy at South of the Border next to Jenny and I???? My god you took forever getting back into your car!!!!:irked:

[Whiteclipse99]

Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
Er what about the guy at South of the Border next to Jenny and I???? My god you took forever getting back into your car!!!!:irked:



:D I remember that. Sorry about that D! Had I know he was doing that, I would of gone a little faster.

[juvenile]

Oh jeez...I won't even GO into where I've tried it and if I was caught or not hehe. :o :|

[silver]

i would assume that probably almost every guy has been caught in one form or another. as for during driving...haha...i'm not gonna comment on that. i plead the 5th

[ebpda9]

Originally posted by silver
i would assume that probably almost every guy has been caught in one form or another.

never

[vtracer20]

for me it's always in the shower....easier to clean up and shit, plus your all warm anyways from teh shower so it dont take as long

[vtracer20]

oh yeah...never been caught...but been interupted cause i was taking too long....lol

[spoogenet]

I love how some of our ladies complain about the times they've seen guys doing it without any comment to how many times they do it. :bs:

Depends on a lot of factors, how busy I am, relationship status, etc. Anywhere from 0-10 times a week.

b

[DsBlu01CivEX]

Originally posted by spoogenet
I love how some of our ladies complain about the times they've seen guys doing it without any comment to how many times they do it. :bs:

Depends on a lot of factors, how busy I am, relationship status, etc. Anywhere from 0-10 times a week.

b



That's because we're ladies and don't talk about it.....not even with each other.:paranoid: :pfft:

[IALuder]

lmao. this thread gets better and better.

anyways i have never been caught. i only do it in front the prono machine which you are sitting in front of now and the shower.

i also go threw at least 3 socks a month.

[pdiggitydogg]

i really never understood the sock thing...i mean its clothing, not a......a....a "c*m-sack"

[ShagginJet]

http://www.alltheweb.com/search?cs=utf-8&cat=img&q=kaila+yu&avkw=fogg&o=0

[Wren57]

^haha, thanks for the link...

I do maybe 3 times a week, depending on my mood. Some weeks I won't at all, some weeks I will like 10 times. If I'm with my exGF then I don't need to masturbate. I really need to start looking for a girl here on campus to help out with the whole situation...

[BlackWolf]

Originally posted by SFKing
......i also go threw at least 3 socks a month.


EEEEEEWWW! :loco:

[ShagginJet]

^^ Find me one too while you're at it. I miss having a hot girl to be with. Masterbation has lost it's fun. I'll do it if I need a good nights sleep. Use to do it almost nightly, even when with a girl. It makes you perform better, or so at least I've found.

[pbateson]

I stop masturbate because there is a big pain on my penis. :o

Too much masturbate can caused STD?

[ebpda9]

only if you don't wash your hands before

[IALuder]

thats why i use a sock.

[silver]

you'd have to have a cut, and then have some kind of bacteria or something on you that would have to be pretty fresh. so maybe if you had your fingers inside a girl, then went to finish yourself off, but i would hope that she would have taken care of that for you.

is the pain inside or outside, maybe you hit the stick to often and causes a bruise or something?

[Kool-Aid]

Ok...not my topic...

[GT40FIED]

Sure it is...it's everyone's topic cuz everyone does it. Big huge masturbation threads for everyone!

[Kool-Aid]

i was talking about the last two posts before mine...it wasn't something I could comment on...
There is something weird though...last night I had a dream that I was on a masturbation fest....touching myself several times in the dream...isn't that crazy?!?!

[ShagginJet]

Must be cause you're over sea's and in need of... let us know when you're back... i'm sure one of the HST guys wouldn't mind making a trip to Vegas, maybe even a good looking one.

so how's that work anyways? Being in the military and all... you can't just masterbate anytime, morning wood situations must be hilarious.

[IALuder]

Originally posted by ShagginJet
morning wood situations must be hilarious.

lmao:D :toofunny: :D :toofunny:

[4doorspeedman]

LOL boot camp must be great dril sergant runs in at 5 in the morning and and the 20 guys and their litle buddies are all at atention :cool::bandit:

[Kool-Aid]

Imma girl!!! So I don't get morning wood.And no...it wouldn't be difficult to masturbate...I just don't.

[nindoo]

Adrieanne
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc7.jpg

[ShagginJet]

Originally posted by Kool-Aid
Imma girl!!! So I don't get morning wood.And no...it wouldn't be difficult to masturbate...I just don't.

Wouldn't be hard for a female... for a guy it would. Those beds have to make sooooo much noise.... Give it a couple more months and then you'll start up....

[Kool-Aid]

AAAhhhh!!! You guys are too much!!!! Ha ha ha. Mine don't make that much noise at all...
Thanks nindoo...you wish you were watching me touch myself...I don't think you'd be able to handle that angelic sight...;)

[nindoo]

Originally posted by Kool-Aid
AAAhhhh!!! You guys are too much!!!! Ha ha ha. Mine don't make that much noise at all...
Thanks nindoo...you wish you were watching me touch myself...I don't think you'd be able to handle that angelic sight...;)

:busted:

[Kool-Aid]

Ha ha ha ha...check mate;)

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by Kool-Aid
Thanks nindoo...you wish you were watching me touch myself...I don't think you'd be able to handle that angelic sight...;)

Damn...just...damn. That's borderline mental porn. There needs to be a drool emoticon.

[SolPol]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
Damn...just...damn. That's borderline mental porn. There needs to be a drool emoticon.

There's enough on my desk

[nindoo]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
Damn...just...damn. That's borderline mental porn. There needs to be a drool emoticon.

Your right, girls can get away with a lot more

[IALuder]

the only reason we get cought more is becuase we guys do it more frequently then wemon.

only becuase were always reproducing new sperm. so we have to get rid of the old sperm to make room for the sperm. were as girls dont. they have a small advantage. thats why guys always think about sex.

[nindoo]

Originally posted by SFKing
the only reason we get cought more is becuase we guys do it more frequently then wemon.

only becuase were always reproducing new sperm. so we have to get rid of the old sperm to make room for the sperm. were as girls dont. they have a small advantage. thats why guys always think about sex.

OK then..

Note to self, a little to much info

[IALuder]

how its only 3 sentences i could have made that into a 5 paragraph essay. but most guys dont that long of attention span to actually read that much. i should know, i can barely start to read anything more 4 sentence long.

[nindoo]

Originally posted by SFKing
how its only 3 sentences i could have made that into a 5 paragraph essay. but most guys dont that long of attention span to actually read that much. i should know, i can barely start to read anything more 4 sentence long.

your right about the attention span

[GT40FIED]

Huh? Did someone say something?

[IALuder]

Nice :yes:

you beat me to that post gt40

[Kool-Aid]

Ok...so what does it mean when a girl wants to do it more often than a guy?? Does that mean he masturbates too much??
:confused:

[GT40FIED]

No...it means you marry her and have sex with her until she doesn't want to masturbate any more that day. There is no set number of times for this rule...do whatever it takes and be damn grateful for the opportunity.

[mylittlecivic]

i think im a nymp:no:

[GT40FIED]

Actually Anna...a Nymph is a small fairy like creature that normally inhabits wooded areas. I believe you think you're a nymphO...as in nymphomaniac. But what's all this then...I thought you were a virgin or saving yourself and whatnot.

[mylittlecivic]

i wasnt sure to spell it so i cut it short, i am a virgin but that doesnt mean im stupid.I just think about sexual stuff waaaay too much

[GT40FIED]

Lmao...that doesn't make you a nympho...that makes you normal. A nymphomaniac is someone with an insatiable appetite for sex...actual intercourse. These days they're called sex addicts (everything's gotta be a disease, right?) but the idea is the same. I believe I suffer from this on occassion. Most sex in 1 day...5 times. Average (when I'm in a serious relationship)...twice a day. But what can I say? I'm a man whore (when in serious relationships...not in general).

[mylittlecivic]

well i know what one is my aunt is one more than she should be but I just know i will be one

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by mylittlecivic
well i know what one is my aunt is one more than she should be but I just know i will be one

[Niel Diamond voice]Girl...you'll be a woman soon[/Neil Diamond voice]

Hehe...you'll make some man very happy some day:thumbsup:

[IALuder]

^agrees with gt. someday youll be very happy with someone.

[black95gs-t]

I admit. I do it way too much.

[Kool-Aid]

Well...I wouldn't mind having it more than one time a day...I think I've had it like...three or four times in one day and sometimes...it just happens that way...
Sometimes you just want some guy to just bust your guts...porn style baby...:yes:

[IALuder]

^lol Nice!!:yes:

[Kool-Aid]

Does that mean I am a Nympho?:confused: ;)

[SolPol]

I sure hope so :yes:

[Kool-Aid]

Oh yea? Why's that?????;)

[SolPol]

Ya know, I'd answer, but I think you know why ;)

[Kool-Aid]

Ha ha ha...I think I do know why...;)

[ShagginJet]

Originally posted by Kool-Aid
Does that mean I am a Nympho?:confused: ;)

This is the way my ex was too. I think it has more to do with the fact of just being comfortable to ask for it when you want it. Girls generally want it just as much or more, they just don't voice themselfs.

[Kool-Aid]

True True...I try to voice myself...but I am shy...:yes:

[ShagginJet]

Originally posted by Kool-Aid
True True...I try to voice myself...but I am shy...:yes:

^ I'll help you work on that if you need someone to practice with... ;)

[IALuder]

lol shaggin your a horny bastard arent you.

but i also lend hand in need!:cool:

[Kool-Aid]

Hmmm...but what if I am some ugly loose biatch whose got 4 stomaches?? Would you still help me out?

[GT40FIED]

And on that note...does anyone know how to clean vomit out of a keyboard?

[SolPol]

;( 4 stomachs

[pbateson]

Hmmm... Stomachs?

[Kool-Aid]

Here's a question...why masturbate when you can go have sex with your boyfriend/girlfriend or a "friends with benefits" however you wanna call them...??:confused:

[SolPol]

Yeah, cuz everyone has at least two of them right?

[IALuder]

^lol everyone does.

well if your friends with benefits are around for you to do and your GF/BF isnt in the mod. its a last resort that never fails!

[SolPol]

My hand is ALWAYS in the mood.

I know, I know....I'm a lucky man :cool:

[Wren57]

Why masturbate instead of sex? Takes less time, you don't have to be nice to anyone to be able to do it, less mess, no need to cuddle with your hand, you can watch TV/eat while doing it... the list goes on... ;)

[IALuder]

the hand has more benefits. simple as that.:yes:

[Kool-Aid]

Wow...I guess it's true for the convenience part...but doesn't sex feel better though??

[SolPol]

Originally posted by highlander
Why masturbate instead of sex? Takes less time, you don't have to be nice to anyone to be able to do it, less mess, no need to cuddle with your hand, you can watch TV/eat while doing it... the list goes on... ;)

Ok man, eat while doing it? :pukey

[Kool-Aid]

AAAAhhhh ha ha ha ha....thats funny...

[IALuder]

yes i would say sex feels better. i would rather have sex then beat off.

hey i can eat and masturbate at the sametime. its actually not hard unless the food is hot.

[SolPol]

I have no doubt or your (or my for that matter) ability to eat while flogging the dolphin.

I just don't want to.

Do you eat while you shit too?

[Kool-Aid]

I guess...well flogg on buddy...flogg on. Would you guys ever let a girl watch you beat it or flogg the dolphin??

[SolPol]

If she was into it I might.

And I suppose I'd have to be really into her. Besides, if she's watching me then I would have to be watching her at the same time. And I don't think I would be able to keep from jumping on her after a couple of minutes.

[IALuder]

would i let a check watch me? i dont know. maybe yeah.
sounds odd that a gurl would actually want to watch me.
as for pooing while eating. i havent tried that. ill put it on my things to do list.

[SolPol]

:toofunny:

[BlackWolf]

Originally posted by SolPol
... I don't think I would be able to keep from jumping on her after a couple of minutes.

Ditto.....but replace "her" with "him".......;)

If she's there, why not just let HER do that......besides I don't like to watch guys finish by themselves........

[ShagginJet]

^ Black brings up a very good point.

I've masterbated for girls before and they have done the same for me. It's kind of like a tease/turn on for some gals. If it gets her going i don't mind. She's going to take over in a minute anyways.

[Wren57]

^Ditto w/ shaggin. I've done it for a girl, and let girls do it for me. It's not that big of a deal. One girl wanted me to lay on my back and stroke it to "see how high it would shoot up." On a slightly different topic... any girls here like to take it on the chest/face?;)

[BlackWolf]

You asking or telling? ;)

Just for clarification, why do men like to see that happen? Is it like for the total degradation factor?? I don't understand. Women don't really want to see guys with a "milk mustache" when we finish.....(well, yeah we do sometimes, at least I do but you know what point I'm trying to make) .....what's the big turn on about it for men? It just is?? Really....?? :confused:

[Kool-Aid]

That is gross though...my friends would have those porn flicks on where a guy would land his "fluid" on some girls face, chest, or anywhere...and I would think how gross and how much of a turn-off it would be for me...

[IALuder]

so you both say nay to being tity fucked? i dont know if its a total turn on. i dont think it is. just seeing a chicks chest and some for play will work for me anytime. i would rather just have plan sex were both get off on it!!!

[BlackWolf]

I never said I didn't.

You didn't answer my question though............

[Kool-Aid]

I am saying Nay. Believe me...there's absolutely noting wrong with some 4 play at all...

[IALuder]

which question was that i thought i covered them all.

[Kool-Aid]

I think she was asking how cumming on some girls chest is such a turn-on to guys....

[ShagginJet]

I'd rather cum in the gal then on her titties or face, less to clean up... der! Plus i heard it stings if it lands in your eyes.

[IALuder]

i answered it doesnt turn me on. no to be an ass.

i dont find it a turn on. but i wouldnt mind titiy fucking a chick with huge tits.;)

[Kool-Aid]

Ha ha ha...thats funny...

[GT40FIED]

I don't mind a good titty fuck at all but I'm finishing up in the chick's mouth...less mess. Like I wanna be all cuddled up to some sticky girl later that night. As for facials and porno finishes...I think that's just fuckin wrong. Jiz belongs only in a few places and a chick's face isn't one of them. My ex wanted me to finish up on her tits once...but other than that I've never done it and don't intend to.

[Kool-Aid]

See...I think it's even nasty to have that "jiz" in some girls mouth...I just can't accept that. I don't see nuthin wrong with it being on the chest or belly or somewhere else other than the face...

[IALuder]

lol. guys really dont care much as long as they dont have to clean it up! but i would rather have a peice of ass then a piece of a chicks mouth.

[ShagginJet]

^^ The mouth is a good place, nice and warm, some tongue action, etc.... problem is i really don't want to kiss the gal after. I'm not looking to be suckin mouth with some girl who just ate my juices. ya know. But it is a good feeling.

I like it when a girl cums in my mouth... ;)

[IALuder]

i think thats the one thing i will never do. eat a gurl out. it just doesnt sound good.

[spoogenet]

Ok....a few things here.

1. I don't understand the whole pearl neclace thing.
2. Masturbating in front of a woman can be an exciting part of foreplay, just as her masturbating in front of me can be an exciting part.
3. After watching a woman masturbate for....say....a few seconds, I just want to jump her bones.
4. There isn't much more sexy than a woman who likes to swallow cum. Sorry if you're not into that, but it's just super sexy. And I don't even know why.....it just is to me. Maybe I'm into the health thing, protein and all? Haha. But I'd much rather do my bizniz in an orifice than elsewhere.
5. Cuddling before and/or after sex is fun. In fact, cuddling is fun, period.
6. Touching/kissing a womanl after ejaculation, or whatever,.....seriously, grow up, deal with it. I have no problem kissing a girl who has sucked me or just taken my cum in her mouth......whoopdy frikkin doo, kissing is fun, sex is fun, why complicate it with boyish aprehensiveness?
7. Eating women is FUN!

Those are the basics.

b

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by SFKing
i think thats the one thing i will never do. eat a gurl out. it just doesnt sound good.

Dude...you couldn't be more wrong. Nothing like watching a chick writhe around and moan 'n shit and know you're the one causing that with just yer tongue. If she'll take your wang in her mouth then you should return the favor.:thumbsup:

[mylittlecivic]

i have seen cum fly across the room:paranoid: it was crazy

[GT40FIED]

^^Such talk coming from our puritanical little Anna...care to extrapolate on how you were involved in such a thing?;)

[IALuder]

^ i also would like to know.

gt40 i just can see myself doing it. but i guess something you have to try.

[mylittlecivic]

:paranoid: i was helping someone with something....

[IALuder]

^i do care to know what you were helping with.
i take it you were lending a hand.;)

[mylittlecivic]

or two..

[GT40FIED]

Ya gotta start learning to have guys return the favor Anna.:thumbsup:

[Wren57]

Heh, back to the pearl necklace bc I never answered it;). Blackwolf, am I asking or telling... well, I guess telling, and partially asking/hinting. ;) I've only done it on the chest to one girl twice. The first time was while we were in the shower (no mess), the second time she went and took a shower afterwards, before we went to sleep together. :D BOTH times she wanted me to do it, so I obliged. I think it was more a turnon for her than it was for me, because I did what she told me to... heh. I much rather cum in her mouth, and she loves to swallow. :)

As for you spoognet, I agree with everything you said except for #1 (covered above) and #6. I will NEVER kiss a girl that has MY cum on HER lips... gross dude, gross... you drink your own piss too?:pukey jfwy;)

[black95gs-t]

How did I miss this whole discussion?

[IALuder]

i d k how did you miss it.

i have titty fucked one of exs. it was a turn on for both of us i would say. but hell you only live once. kissing a gurl after she sucked you off is something i could see on fear factor. thats so gross. i would never do it.

[GT40FIED]

As long as your baby juice ain't still hanging around on her lips or in her mouth (make sure she swallows it all) then it's not a big deal. If you just gave her a facial or some shit then no...that's just wrong.

[VR4_Craver]

I beleive this is the first thread to acheive 10 pages long....and then all of a sudden it switches from Masturbation to thinkgs you done with girlies..... sweet;)

[IALuder]

yea it has.
i still dont know if id kiss her even after she swallowed it.

the grossiest thing i have ever seen done. was when i was at a party and this chick was getting harrased by one of my buddies(1) about giving him head. well she took my other buddie(2) and gave him head, kept the juices in her mouth and spit in my buddies(1) drink. just becuase he was harrasing her about it. then he drank it. not all of it but a good portion. no one told him what happened till after he drank most of it. whats funny tho is buddie 1 and 2 are best friends.

[black95gs-t]

That is soooooo freakin WRONG!!!!! Thats what I call indirect friendly fire.

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by VR4_Craver
I beleive this is the first thread to acheive 10 pages long

This is why I titled it as such. Enjoy.

[c0ng0 b0ng0]

hey does anyone know what the abe lincoln sex move is i head about it wednesday its sooo gross. i would never do it but would any of you?

[GT40FIED]

What the fuck? Oh for the love of gawd someone please ban this retarded fucker. Please...now...go do it. Seriously...this is just ridiculous.

[IALuder]

hahahhaha.

anyways. tell me can any of you tell me all 52 sex postions with out cheating?that mean looking at other sites and resources.

[Wren57]

Can't name them off the top of my head, but I know 20+ ive been in. :yes:

[black95gs-t]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
What the fuck? Oh for the love of gawd someone please ban this retarded fucker. Please...now...go do it. Seriously...this is just ridiculous.
ROTFLMFAO!!!! HAHAHAHA! Exactly. :bow: Its getting to the point where I am just going to :banghead: .

[Kool-Aid]

I don't think I could ever swallow...that just sounds gross as it is...let alone actually swallowing that crap. Maybe I just ned some growing up to do but that kind of thing but as of now...nah.:no:

[Wren57]

^You can practice on me... ;)

[Kool-Aid]

I don't think so...even having that stuff in my mouth woul probably shut off my sex drive forever...I'll pass. Thanks anyway boo.;)

[IALuder]

lol. you never know till you try it.

i can name 23 that i have tried. but i cant list all of them.

[c0ng0 b0ng0]

23 kinds of semen?

[IALuder]

^ if you post twice delete the second one. its a waste of spcae.

and no not 23 kinds of semen. your a dumb fuck. 23 types of sex. which goes back to the question i ask on page 10. read the whole thread not just the last page.

[GT40FIED]

Holy fuck...just stop dude. I pray that you're not as stupid as your posts make you out to be. Please...shut the fuck up unless you have a serious idea to put forth. I think you're about a cunt hair away from getting banned.

[ShagginJet]

Originally posted by Kool-Aid
I don't think so...even having that stuff in my mouth woul probably shut off my sex drive forever...I'll pass. Thanks anyway boo.;)

I've told this story before and I regret telling it again but I've tasted and swallowed my own before. It's not that bad and if i was a gal i'd so do that for my b/f. I've actually been told that my seamen taste good or ok, not bad though.

I was getting off, g/f was on top, as i came she pulled it out and started jerkin it. As i came i closed my eyes and i guess my mouth was wide open. She had her hand over it to catch it all but i guess the first squirt got by, shot up in the air and landed in my mouth, right in the back of my throat. Chased it with a beer though.

And to all who will comment negatively.... SHAT UP!!

[GT40FIED]

Actually the taste will depends on what you eat. Just remember...if you plan on getting a hummer eat lots of citrus fruits...makes it sweet.

[IALuder]

^ is that realyl true. i have heard that before. whatever you eat the most it what your juices taste like. that my ex made me eat lots of strawberrys. but it was worth it for the unlimited bjs.

im still glade were friends with benefits.:yes: ;)

[nindoo]

The dirty threads are always so popular

[IALuder]

^true. but this really isnt that dirty. or at least i dont think so.

[Kool-Aid]

What do you mean a hummer?? I don't know if I can do that...Im sorry...I guess I'll just have to wait a while longer to do so...what's with Congo Bongo?? I think he's intentionally acting funny for some reason...

[GT40FIED]

Hummer = blowjob

[Kool-Aid]

Thanks!!!! I can always count on you to broaden my vocabulary!!!! (Brown Nosing!!!)

Just Kidding...but for real...thanks!!!;)

[DsBlu01CivEX]

It truely amazes me (I don't know why but it does) how many people don't know what a Hummer refers to. I don't have sex, and I surely don't give head....(no guy/bf=no head) but shit...I still know what one is.

I remember in one of the episodes of the Newlyweds, Nick asked Jessica for one and she had no clue. She thought he was referring to the vehicle. :rolleyes:


Guess Cosmo does give me an education.:paranoid: :yes:

[Kool-Aid]

I know what a blowjob is...but I don't know some of the terms or other names used for saying blowjobs...I guess I don't read cosmo as much as you do...

[GT40FIED]

Hummer...Cleveland steamer...it's allllll good.

[Kool-Aid]

I bet it is...

[ShagginJet]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
Hummer = blowjob

I've found that girls aren't all up on terminology. Let's play the sexual slang game... Is someone were to ask you how the grass is cut on the playing field would you answer Landing Strip or Bald Eagle...?

[Kool-Aid]

I would answer..."wouldn't you like to know"....ha ha ha.;)

[GT40FIED]

But most guys would like to know:thumbsup:

[Kool-Aid]

Naturally...
Do guys like top shave their playing fields as well??

[BlackWolf]

Bald Eagle!

[IALuder]

i have only shaved my regin once. i will never do that agian. it itched like crazy when it came back in.

[BlackWolf]

^^ that only happens for the first few times, by then your skin gets used it.

[V8killimports]

Originally posted by BlackWolf
^^ that only happens for the first few times, by then your skin gets used it.

Yea.. if you shave it often it goes away.. I will never go unshaved again.. feelt better, looks better.. it better :yes:

[nindoo]

Fudge packer

[BlackWolf]

Jealous.

[nindoo]

.

[ShagginJet]

^ don't know about the shaving part. Not really some place that i'd like a razor to be. I keep mine trimmed short. Nothing like pubs in your teeth and thats why i ask the same our of the ladies. Just trim it or shave it, don't want to have to tame the wild amazon jungle just to eat ya out.. :yes:

[V8killimports]

Originally posted by BlackWolf
Jealous.

What are you jealous of?

[BlackWolf]

I was just teasing him by saying he was jealous 'cause he didn't want to shave.

I'm not jealous 'cause I wax it 'till it shines.....;)

[V8killimports]

Ohh.. k.. you wax EVERYTHING off?

[BlackWolf]

Yep, clean as a whistle.

[V8killimports]

Originally posted by BlackWolf
Yep, clean as a whistle.

That's awesome.. most girls always leave a little patch.. I dunno why but I love it smooth.

[BlackWolf]

I don't like anything in the way. Literally. The sensations are incredible. There are times when I can even feel my ring move. :yes:

[V8killimports]

Originally posted by BlackWolf
I don't like anything in the way. Literally. The sensations are incredible. There are times when I can even feel my ring move. :yes:

Your ring??

[GT40FIED]

She's got a hood ring. Seriously Blackwolf...I don't understand how women can get those and not just become puddles, so to speak. If I had something constantly rubbing against the most sensitive part of my body I'd have to change my boxers like 10 times a day. A friend of mine upsized hers and we drove around in the Mustang (which has a big of a lope to the idle) and although she won't say so I could've sworn she made that "I'm cumming" face at least once.

[IALuder]

^damn. lol. i trim mine. my ex used to make odd shapes. she also was a strange human thing. i dont have any peircing and i will never have one either. i dont see the point of it.

but would a click ring get in the way of pleasure? becuase is would scratch the the guys dong.

[GT40FIED]

I think you mean CLIT ring...dunno what a "click ring" is and no it doesn't get in the way at all. It's up on the clitoral hood so it's a little north of where your wang goes. Plus it'll rub back and forth across the clitoris enhancing her pleasure.

[spoogenet]

Ok....on the cum thing, I'fe heard citrus and pasta are the preferred diets of champs. Personally, I think it's just totally sexy if a girl wants to swallow my juices.....but it's ok if she doesn't, but I dunno, there's just something about it. Maybe it's a fetish....I dunno.

As for tasting my own, I can say I haven't. But I have gone down on girls after having "done my business" so to speak, and have no problems with that either. My take is.....if she's willing to do it, why shouldn't I be willing to do so? I'm all about equality. I don't like the idea of taking in my own little seafarers, but she doesn't have a problem with licking things that have just been in her netherregions.....so all things being equal, it's only fair that I give her the same respect. And, quite frnakly, who cares......it's just a big social issue that guys are so against their own cum. It's a maturity thing that, unfortunately, probably most guys never grow out of.....

I had a friend with a hood ring, she couldn't walk across the parking lot without cumming.....she had it for about a week and took it out. She became dysfunctional with it. Haha......that sounds awesome! :)

b

[Kool-Aid]

Hmmm...i have thought about getting my hood pierced but I haven't ever picked up the nerve to do so...it would be something interesting...since I don't even have any piercings anyway...:)
But I like bikini waxes...never had it all off before. I had my ex shave it off for me...it was kinda sweet seeing a guy take care of me...ha ha ha

[IALuder]

^nice. i would never let a chick try to shave wak or trim my region. i have a habit at saying the wrong at a wrong moment you know what i mean. and GT40 thats for correcting me. i had to read my post agian to see i type "click" lol im dumb. have you uys ever had a chick with her togune perice and suck your cock. man dude the metal ball feels so funny. but they make some that feel just perfect and make me cum sooner then expected.

[Kool-Aid]

What about when guys have their tongues pierced? I heard that feels good when they eat girls out with that...

[spoogenet]

Originally posted by Kool-Aid
What about when guys have their tongues pierced? I heard that feels good when they eat girls out with that...

Yeah, I've talked to a number of girls who love the guy's tongue to be pierced......

As for piercing yourself, from the girls I've talked to it's kinda one of those unsure things. It may be the best thing you ever did, it may not give you much, or it may make you useless in the sense of not walking across the parking lot without cumming......

Haven't had a girl with a pierced tongue. But I've known some guys who swear by it.....

b

[Kool-Aid]

Well I guess it's always something to try...he he he;)
I don't know any guys with their tongue pierced...

[IALuder]

i dont got mine peirced nor will i ever.
so ladies what excatly will you give a guy on the first week of dating? the farthest me and chick went in a week was sex. only 2ice. in one day.

[SolPol]

Uh yeah, girl with tongue ring? Good :yes:

My tongue is pierced and the ladies definitely seem to love that too :cool:

[ShagginJet]

I've had two g/f's with pierced tongues. I don't think it makes a difference, couldn't really feel it maybe.

[GT40FIED]

If she uses it right you'll never feel it or just barely feel it. It's a matter of preference. If you like a little friction then tongue rings PWN you. Example...you like a chick to use a little teeth (in a good way). If you like it just straight hummer style then a tongue ring probably won't do much for you.

[ShagginJet]

yeah, i like it straight. Don't like teeth at all. Lips, lube, hand = good bj. It's all about the way you move your hand up and down, little twisting motion helps too. But you need to have enough lube to pull that off correctly.

[Whiteclipse99]

I have to say, this thread has ended up being very informative.

[GT40FIED]

I gotta say...as sick as it may sound...saliva is by far the best lube.

[ShagginJet]

^ yes it is.... just didn't want to come out and say it though.

Yes white, there is a lot to learn from the opposite sex. If you can find the right person to talk to. Feel free to PM me if you hav any follow up thoughts or questions.

[V8killimports]

And from this point on I will no longer click on this thread..

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by V8killimports
And from this point on I will no longer click on this thread..

LOL...liar. You know you like it.

[Kool-Aid]

Ok...SFKing...learning from my past mistakes...I will not ever have sex with a guy within a week. I have before and I think it basically leads to a bad start in a relationship, depending on the people in the relationship. :|

[ShagginJet]

I disagree. Sex is only sex, and just because you're having sex with someone doesn't mean that you're in a relationship. Not that I'm a man whore or anything, these are just things i've learned. I look at things the way you do, but there is a lot that goes on out there that would suprise you. It's suprised the sh*t out of me.

[IALuder]

im a man whore. i been around a few blocks.
as for best lube i would say saliva is the best next to ky jelly.
kool-aid-i did that too but the relationship was one of the longest i ever had. but it was purely sexual. thats only what we really did. were still friends with benefits. i got 4 of those and its better then being in a realtionship!:yes:

[BlackWolf]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
She's got a hood ring. Seriously Blackwolf...I don't understand how women can get those and not just become puddles, so to speak. If I had something constantly rubbing against the most sensitive part of my body I'd have to change my boxers like 10 times a day. A friend of mine upsized hers and we drove around in the Mustang (which has a big of a lope to the idle) and although she won't say so I could've sworn she made that "I'm cumming" face at least once.


Oh, yeah. Bumpy rides are a must! :yes: Seriously, yes, that can happen depending on the side of the "ball". The larger the ball/ring the more surface area it'll rub against. Do you remember the guage of it? I was actually cosidering going bigger sometime this summer......YEAH BABY! ;)

[GT40FIED]

I think it was a 10 gauge but don't me on that.

[BlackWolf]

Damn, no wonder she was "shaking". LoL! The lower the number the bigger the guage. I think mine's a 14 but I'll find out when I get upgraded.....hehehehe, lucky me! ;)

[V8killimports]

Originally posted by BlackWolf
Damn, no wonder she was "shaking". LoL! The lower the number the bigger the guage. I think mine's a 14 but I'll find out when I get upgraded.....hehehehe, lucky me! ;)

So are you a walking orgasm with this??

[BlackWolf]

Depending on what I'm wearing if it rubs the right way or i'm already thinking about someone/something. It reallys works it she's on top and leaning forwards a little while you two are bumping uglies, basically rubbing on you against her and against it.......DAUMN! :yes:

[GT40FIED]

is what I just read considered porn/ Lol. It certainly gave me enough imagery.

[V8killimports]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
is what I just read considered porn/ Lol. It certainly gave me enough imagery.

Close .. probably find that in one of those women's "romance novel's"

[BlackWolf]

Nah, I just make up stuff as I go along........your imagination is what it's all about hun! :yes:

[V8killimports]

Originally posted by BlackWolf
Nah, I just make up stuff as I go along........your imagination is what it's all about hun! :yes:

The world needs more kinky girls like you. You should be showered with gifts.

[BlackWolf]

Hehehehee, he said..... "showered"..........

[ShagginJet]

(insert nod and smile emoticon here)

[IALuder]

i need to get laid. and black wolf you should make some pornos. i bet they be pretty damn good. as long as its not soft core shit.:yes:

[spoogenet]

Sex too soon in a relationship can be very bad. Of course there's sex, and there's makin love. There is a difference. But after a week....well that's just sex. And it can have negative effects on the makin love part of things. I truly believe there is a difference. To most guys I think it's just sex.....but there IS a difference, and making love to a girl you love and who loves you.....well it's just a whole world different and better than sex. But starting on the wrong foot can have bad consequences. It's not a gurantee, by any means, but a bigger possibility than waiting for the true feelings to shine. Lust combined with love is great, lust alone can still be unfulfilling.....

As for piercings of the ladies.....I think the idea is sexy and at the same time intimidating. I dunno, maybe I'm just weird like that. I want her to have the maximum pleasure possible, definitely, but it can still be intimidating if I don't really know her......weird probably, I know.....

b

[V8killimports]

Or you could just have raw uninhibited animal XXX sex..

[Kool-Aid]

Well...Blackwolf...if you're ever at the gym, try riding the bike...the high seated one...you'll be able to get full-on contact with your ring...then you'll be able to burn calories in two ways...orgasm and a workout...he he he.;)

[KwikR6]

Ok so I never check these parts of HS.
But I am bored and decided to
As for the masturbation thing...Ever since I have been single.
Way to much. I am always horney. I've done it 2 times today and managed to work 10 of those hours and sleep 8 hahaha

Sex rules. I love it. I love foreplay. I love kissing, and going down on a chick. I love getting head. I love it all.
I need to get laid.
No sex makes Derek go stupid!

[ShagginJet]

I can't even remeber the last time i masterbated. It's lost all it's joy, and that's pretty amazing coming from a guy if you ask me.

[Kool-Aid]

AAwwww....what happened??

[Wren57]

I do agree that it has lost most of its fun. It is now almost a maintenance activity rather than anything else... :o

[BlackWolf]

Agreed but that's where the creativity begins. One bonus is that if you do it just before going to the club, you have this kinda dreamy "just got off" lazy little smile/look on your face that guys just love. One time I did it in the car just outside the club, licked my fingers and then went into the club. Funny thing is that I got alot of drinks bought for me that night by just saying "hi" to the guys sitting at the bar when I went to go get a drink for myself...hhmmm....:hmmm: Musta been that breath mint......LoL!

[ShagginJet]

^^ that's great.

Highlndr: I'm even over doing it as maintenence activity. there is just no point anymore.

K-A: Think I've lost my faith.

[IALuder]

masterbating can be very overrated. its just something guys have to do. gurls i dont know if thats the case.

shaggin you need to get laid. dont you got a friend that you have some benefits with?

black it sure was the breathe mint. i would have bought you drinks all damn night!!!

[spoogenet]

Originally posted by BlackWolf
Agreed but that's where the creativity begins. One bonus is that if you do it just before going to the club, you have this kinda dreamy "just got off" lazy little smile/look on your face that guys just love. One time I did it in the car just outside the club, licked my fingers and then went into the club. Funny thing is that I got alot of drinks bought for me that night by just saying "hi" to the guys sitting at the bar when I went to go get a drink for myself...hhmmm....:hmmm: Musta been that breath mint......LoL!

Ok I swear that's just straight outta some porn magazine! Maybe you should consider a career in writing? ;-) You may not even need to make anything up.....haha.

b

[IALuder]

^lol. she could write her own book. then a make prono based of it.:D:D

[Kool-Aid]

You know what...for me...it's not a serious thing...maybe because Im in the middle of Iraq...but when i was home I could say that it was sort of a maintenance thing. Especially if I was at work...I would be on my computer...then my kitty kat would get "the urge" ...I would be quick to hit the bathrooms and handle it...come back CHEEEZZZIINNNN....ha ha ha

[IALuder]

^nice. i just do it were im at. i have no need to go the bathroom.

maybe thats why i need a new keyboard and mouse. my screen seems to be covered by something blurring my images.

[BlackWolf]

Eeeeeeewwwwwww!

[IALuder]

what i also go threw three of those a year. i got three socks a month. i mean i beat off so much im the pocket pool champion 7 yrs running. ;)

[GT40FIED]

:nono:

[IALuder]

your mad im better then you and your not the champ at pocket pool.

[GT40FIED]

Mad? :no: Disgusted? :yes:

[IALuder]

lol. what i dont actually go threw three keyboards mouse or screens. but i do go threw a pack of socks a month!

[Kool-Aid]

You guys are gross!!! IIeewwww!!!!! Ha ha ha...Ill stick to my bathrooms...he he he

[KwikR6]

I do it where I can and when I can...but the sock thing...man there are better alternatives.

[GT40FIED]

^^ No joke...every heard of Kleenex?

[Kool-Aid]

What's it like in the shower? I know it's harder for me to get off in the shower

[Wren57]

jerking it in the shower just plain sucks... I don't care to elaborate

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by highlander
jerking it in the shower just plain sucks

True that...it's hard to get porn in there.:thumbsup:

Side note...I can't believe this thread is at 17 pages and rockin long and hard (pun absolutely intended). Let's see if we can hit 20.

[Kool-Aid]

Elaborate...

[GT40FIED]

Is that elaborate in the adjective or verb sense?

[Kool-Aid]

Verb...of course.
Elaborate on why it sucks

[GT40FIED]

But it doesn't suck...it's a good thing.