Big Huge Giant masturbation thread (or Ben loves socks)

[Violent Apathy]

1500 ;)

[IALuder]

1501! yes we past the mark!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[CD5Passion]

ok those last 2 posts just shouldn't even count, haha

[Mischief]

1503!!111!11!

[IALuder]

^that was unnessacry. but funny becuase darin is bitching about those types of posts. :D

darin, dont you have cloths to shop for?

[Violent Apathy]

Originally posted by SFKing
unnessacry

.....what the fuck?

[mavaaoife]

Ben hunny.. you need spelling lessions..

[CD5Passion]

lmao...steve weren't just talking about Ben's spelling problems??:D

[Violent Apathy]

Originally posted by Gosei_Passion
lmao...steve weren't just talking about Ben's spelling problems??:D

......what the fuck?

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by Violent Apathy
......what the fuck?

On AIM. Matter of fact, the same time I was talking to your spanish ass.

[Violent Apathy]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
On AIM. Matter of fact, the same time I was talking to your spanish ass.

I was referring more to Darin's grammar heh.

[CD5Passion]

looks like i missed a we after the weren't ..."mahhhh bad"

[IALuder]

im going to keep misspelling words becuase it makes so many people happy.

[Mischief]

ben I found a store for you
http://img13.paintedover.com/uploads/13/sockslife.jpg

[mavaaoife]

^5 :toofunny: :toofunny: dude that is fucking AWSOME!!!!

[CD5Passion]

you have done well my young one:bandit:

[IALuder]

yes! im defently going there!:yes:

[MissJDM]

I've stayed away from this thread, as it's so effing long and I didn't feel a need to read all of it to catch up. So, someone, clue me in.

[mavaaoife]

mischief had a pic of a sock shop.... thats where we are now.. but its mostly been made up of all the guys calling darin gay and ben gay.. and how guys masturbate and how ben loves socks.. am i missing anything fellas?

[CD5Passion]

ummm.....i think mischief has been pulled into the gay bashing a time or two. lol

[Mischief]

:mad:

[dabouncerx24]

I think every thread that Darin posts in is contaminated with "you're so gay" posts :D


:paranoid:

[IALuder]

i have never been called gay in this thread till just now. :no:

now someone get a sex like topic question.

[CD5Passion]

maybe i should just stop posting all together:|

[mavaaoife]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :(

[ShEaNy]

im surprised people still post in this thread..wow...what topic are we on now? lol

[mavaaoife]

Bens love for darins socks...

[CD5Passion]

lmao sick

[GT40FIED]

How bout one for the ladies...how often do you/have you lied to a guy about how good they were in bed? Unless you're still a virgin, the answer must be >1 or else I'm pulling out the :bs: icons.

Now see....it would've been insanely easy to insert a Ben and/or Darin joke there...but I refrained.

[ShEaNy]

ahahaha^^ good ol socks :) :cool:

[mavaaoife]

Hrm.. I have lied about one guy... Because i felt sorry for him... he was so bad (ie.. could get it in the RIGHT hole)... But see every guy ive been with said i am the best they ever had (wonder how many lied about that)...

[Mischief]

you're the best I've never been with. :yes:

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by Mycivicjust8u
Hrm.. I have lied about one guy... Because i felt sorry for him... he was so bad (ie.. could get it in the RIGHT hole)... But see every guy ive been with said i am the best they ever had (wonder how many lied about that)...

Big difference there between guys and girls. If you tell a guy he wasn't so good, chances are he's just going to try harder so his ego isn't ripped to shreds. With girls, most that I've met HAVE to be the best or you're just never getting laid again. There are, of course, exceptions to the rule, but that's how it usually goes.

[MissJDM]

I've lied to one guy, an ex boyfriend. OMG he fucking sucked. It's sad. It's shameful. :no:

[Mischief]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
Big difference there between guys and girls. If you tell a guy he wasn't so good, chances are he's just going to try harder so his ego isn't ripped to shreds.

not to mention it gives us another reason to "practice so we can get better"

[CD5Passion]

I've had sex with one girl and I would assume I was damn good for being a virgin prior ( i was the first guy to give her multiple orgasms)

[Violent Apathy]

Originally posted by Gosei_Passion
I've had sex with one guy and I would assume I was damn good for being a virgin prior ( i was the first guy to let him have multiple orgasms in my ass)

X_x

[CD5Passion]

you're quickly going to pass ben up on the hit list:bandit:

[IALuder]

im still a virgin.

[ShEaNy]

really? ahaha i love the quote up there ^^

[CD5Passion]

really really?

[MissJDM]

Ben, seriously?

[IALuder]

yea, why would i lie about something like that.:|

[CD5Passion]

word of advice save it for someone you deem worth it I was a virgin up till I was 17, nothing wrong with it

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by Gosei_Passion
word of advice save it for someone you deem worth it I was a virgin up till I was 17, nothing wrong with it

plus once you lose you'r virginity and you have a dry spell of no sex for a prolonged period...it drive you fucking crazy. its alot easier to cope with no sex before you lose it.;(

[drdingo21]

Are you gonna start quoting your self to make up for that dry spell?

[CD5Passion]

haha i didnt even realize, i thought i hit edit and not quote..MAH BAD!

[Mischief]

Originally posted by Gosei_Passion
plus once you lose you'r virginity and you have a dry spell of no sex for a prolonged period...it drive you fucking crazy. its alot easier to cope with no sex before you lose it.;( he speaks the truth

[Violent Apathy]

Originally posted by Gosei_Passion
plus once you lose you'r virginity and you have a dry spell of no sex for a prolonged period...it drive you fucking crazy. its alot easier to cope with no sex before you lose it.;(

Ain't that the truth. :o

[GT40FIED]

Oh fuckin hell...you get used to it after awhile. I'll send each of you some Johnson's "no tears" shampoo ya crybabies.:D

[MissJDM]

That's neato freato, Ben. I wasn't sure if you were being sarcastic or not, my bad :).

[IALuder]

hey, its ok. i dont care. im in no big hurry.

[GT40FIED]

Whoa whoa whoa...hold up. I KNOW I've seen you post stuff about having sex Ben...with girls, not footwear. For instance, taken from page 86 of this very thread:

just cuase i masterbate and have sex more (except for rob) and openly talk about it.

I know I've seen more than that...just can't remember where.

Edit: Now I remember. From page 95 of this thread:

Originally posted by SFKing
oh my bad.

i didnt know i was the biggest perv on the board. sence its up to me to make a topic.

who here has been in a three some? i was last friday with 2 girls. oh man thats some fun ass shit.:yes:

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
Whoa whoa whoa...hold up. I KNOW I've seen you post stuff about having sex Ben...with girls, not footwear. For instance, taken from page 86 of this very thread:



I know I've seen more than that...just can't remember where.

Edit: Now I remember. From page 95 of this thread:

LMAO ben's got some explaining to do


and Lyna....neato....freato?

[Violent Apathy]

Hey, everyone was a virgin once, some still are...

[MissJDM]

I laughed out loud.

[IALuder]

lmao hahahahahahaha

gawd damn that picture is funny shit.

ok, fine. now that GT40 has "quoted" me. i have been caught red handed lying.

[ShEaNy]

LMAO^^ :o

[IALuder]

dont :o me! you dont know what im lying about.

[CD5Passion]

haha i think ben was just lying about the threesome trying to look good

[IALuder]

:hmmm:

[mavaaoife]

Originally posted by Violent Apathy
Hey, everyone was a virgin once, some still are...

Some always will be

[MissJDM]

That sucks.

[IALuder]

i work with a guy thats damn near 37 and he has never been laid. has no kids to carry on his name either.:no:

[CD5Passion]

:no: thats bad, i feel sorry for him

[ShEaNy]

damn^^...:o :paranoid: that sucks

[BlackWolf]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
How bout one for the ladies...how often do you/have you lied to a guy about how good they were in bed?

Never, I tell them or if they pissed me off, never call or see them again. One guy I thought would be good but wasn't (think pencil) and even he could tell I was bored which in turn made him try harder but even then it was still bad and I didn't even have to tell him because he knew. He had absolutley NO skills whatsoever. A guy has to turn me on for me to get into it and I coulda done a better job myself. :no:

*sigh* Back to the drawing boards..........found some good porn sites last night but I digress...............

[mavaaoife]

i know how that is.. thankfully most of the guys ive been with have been normal to large.. thank god.. oh btw if you like reading porn and making up your own visions try literoitca.com

[GT40FIED]

^Haha. Literotica owns you.

[BlackWolf]

Nah.....I just like the pics! LoL!

;)

[CD5Passion]

lmao. oh lord
so what is "normal" for you ladies?

[ShEaNy]

yea.. What IS normal...lol:confused: :confused: :confused:

[CD5Passion]

because it is different with most ladies..i mean I talked to a chic back in highschool she seriously told me she thought normal was like 9":crazy:

[mavaaoife]

average=normal.. which is about 5 and a 3/4

[CD5Passion]

haha ok thats reasonable ^
what about the rest of you ladies?

[Mischief]

wewt literotica is the shit! i mean.. :paranoid:

sidenote: more girl's average should be ren's :yes:

[IALuder]

lol hahahaha, literoitca.com owns.

[mavaaoife]

See some of us know a thing or two about sex!

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by Mischief
wewt literotica is the shit! i mean.. :paranoid:

sidenote: more girl's average should be ren's :yes:

thank god for girls like Ren:bandit:

[mavaaoife]

aww tadashi i wub you too hun

[CD5Passion]

;)
not but really if i ever was seriously talking to a chick and she said that she thinks normal is larger than 6.5 or I'd just give up lol

[mavaaoife]

I know my shit...:D

[CD5Passion]

apparently so:paranoid:

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by Mycivicjust8u
average=normal.. which is about 5 and a 3/4

If you want to get technical, the average male erection is 5 3/8" long. Human sexuality minors own you!:D

[mavaaoife]

about is the keyword... shit I was fucking close steve...

[GT40FIED]

What can I say? I'm a stickler for detail.

[mavaaoife]

How many girls that youve talked to have as close sense of reality as I do? Most girls would be like... 6-7 for average

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by Mycivicjust8u
How many girls that youve talked to have as close sense of reality as I do? Most girls would be like... 6-7 for average

Well...it depends on what size(s) she's seen/had up in her. I used to know a girl who though average was 4"-5" because most of the guys she'd been with were about that size. I always wanted to nail her just cuz she'd think I was "huge" or something.:D But it sounds like you've either been with some normally size guys or you read a lot of Cosmo. Haha!

[mavaaoife]

Cosmo baby!!! Does a girl good.. no my boyfriend in above the average... but I happen to be one of the smaller girls in that area so when my ex who happend to be 8 and 1/4 and i went at it.. it hurt...

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by Mycivicjust8u
Cosmo baby!!! Does a girl good.. no my boyfriend in above the average... but I happen to be one of the smaller girls in that area so when my ex who happend to be 8 and 1/4 and i went at it.. it hurt...

:eek: sucks for you
I'm proud to claim I'm just and i mean just above average then...I used to be insecure about that too:yes:

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by Gosei_Passion
:eek: sucks for you
I'm proud to claim I'm just and i mean just above average then...I used to be insecure about that too:yes:

You've got an excuse...you're part Asian.:D

[CD5Passion]

?? wait? but I'm alittle more than average tho? wait.....steve I'm confused I'm not asian in that part?

[GT40FIED]

Haha! I'm just fuckin with you, man.

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
Haha! I'm just fuckin with you, man.

i figured as much but still confused me lol

[MissJDM]

You should know that no one would ever say Asians are large.

:D

[CD5Passion]

yeahi know that much, but he said something after i admitted to being average - slightly very slightly above. but i knew he was effing around

[BlackWolf]

If you're asking about average, the Steve's right but if you're asking about preference then, for me, we're talking at least 8+, the bigger the better (that kind of hurt is a good hurt) and I'm curious about those that are uncut. I'd like to "check" one out. :yes:

Sorry, been spending too much time online at my fav sites and *sigh* no updates to report..............;(

[GT40FIED]

*sigh* Another size queen, eh?:D

[CD5Passion]

:o oi

[Mischief]

:o is right senor darin

[CD5Passion]

lol wtf

[GT40FIED]

Here's a legitimate question...why do guys like to hear girls call them shit like "daddy" (a.k.a. "who's your daddy?") during sex? To me this denotes certain undertones of incest...but for some reason it's still hot. I can't figure it out. Ideas?

[IALuder]

lol, i dont know. i just like to hear her moan.:yes:

[Mischief]

I think if she called me daddy I'd get a bit weirded out :paranoid: and start to wonder about her childhood.. I agree with Ben though :yes:

[IALuder]

a nice load moan of pleasure is good enough for me. until i knock he cold so her pussy gets all tight. joking. only joking

heres a question....if guys wake up with morning wood poking them in the belly button. well if your over average size.

do girls wake up with hard nipples?

[BlackWolf]

Ah, no. One exception would be if it was cold.

Now I'm not nessacarily (?) a size queen. It's more about what can be done with it ( and to it ) but I have to at least know you're there...........

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by IALuder
a nice load moan of pleasure is good enough for me. until i knock he cold so her pussy gets all tight. joking. only joking

heres a question....if guys wake up with morning wood poking them in the belly button. well if your over average size.

do girls wake up with hard nipples?

hly shit lmao that was hysterical

[GT40FIED]

Well...the reason guys wake up with morning wood has nothing to do with sex. It's basically to keep you from pissing yourself at night. When you're hard, there's a small "flap" that covers the outlet of your bladder so urine can't be mixed with semen. Ever tried pissing with a hard on? It's a major pain. Thus you get the morning wood.

[Mischief]

so why don't girls piss themselves at night?

[pdiggitydogg]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
Ever tried pissing with a hard on? It's a major pain.

Shit I'm going to try that for the sheer sake of curiosity.
(I do know that its impossible to piss and cum at the same time.)

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by pdiggitydogg
Shit I'm going to try that for the sheer sake of curiosity.

Yeah...it can be done, but you really have to push and it usually feels really strained when it's coming out.:D

And Mischief...I have no idea.

[CD5Passion]

man I've tried that before..and it kind hurts because of all the strain

[BlackWolf]

Okay like.......ew.....

[RxGoaT13]

lmfao.

[Mischief]

does it have to be like a full raging one or what if you're semi-hard?

[GT40FIED]

The harder you get, the more difficult it becomes.

[CD5Passion]

ever notice after you're done having sex/ masturbating you have to piss ?
heard it's something about cleaning out the urethra lol?

back to the issue with pissing with a hardon, even if you do get the piss out it sprays EVERYWHERE, no longer a stream it becomes like a sprinkler lol:D

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by Gosei_Passion
ever notice after you're done having sex/ masturbating you have to piss ?
heard it's something about cleaning out the urethra lol?

That's pissed me off for years (no pun intended). I've never heard that, but I always gotta pee after doing the do. Damn human body...never did nothin' for nobody.

[CD5Passion]

lol except sustain life of course

[MissJDM]

Whoa, I haven't been checking up on this thread and look at what I've missed. :|

I never thought about asking anyone else about the urine after "doing the do," as well put by Steve..but, I'm glad to know I'm not the only one :).

How often do guys wake up with a hardon? Just outta curiosity..

[CD5Passion]

every morning sweetheart, everymorning;)



not but really im serious

[IALuder]

well everytime i go to bed with a hard on and wake up with a bonner.:|

as for pissing with a hard on. thats is basically impossible. it burns. :mad:

[CD5Passion]

no it's possible...but i wouldn't suggest trying:o

[Mischief]

haha yea I think it's to clean the pipes out so to speak.. pissing after doing it.. because if you don't piss afterwards it's like.. weird going the next time

[pdiggitydogg]

mostly everyday

I dont think Ive ever had to pee after "doing the do"

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by Mischief
haha yea I think it's to clean the pipes out so to speak.. pissing after doing it.. because if you don't piss afterwards it's like.. weird going the next time
haha what an awesome explaination lol

[MissJDM]

Pat, that's weird. Ever. You said ever.. you're like, so not normal. :)

[CD5Passion]

i always have to pee after doing to do...in fact i can't sleep until I do or I'll wake up with a raging hard on :D

man I miss the morning sex (i miss female companionship peiod)..you have to put that morning wood to good use ladies

[mavaaoife]

Who says we dont???

[CD5Passion]

I'm saying more often....course i don't know you ladies' habits are so

[KwikR6]

Originally posted by IALuder


as for pissing with a hard on. thats is basically impossible. it burns. :mad:
It's not the hard on that burns buddy....Should go get your pee pee check out....

[IALuder]

well now see. it cant be that. :paranoid:

[ebpda9]

using clean socks might help:yes:

[GT40FIED]

It doesn't burn, but it does sting a bit.

[IALuder]

lol. clean socks have nothing to do with it.

sting is a better word for it.:yes:

[ebpda9]

try not to piss thru thesocks then ;)

[IALuder]

hahaha. the sock acts like a filter.

[GT40FIED]

Brings a whole new meaning to the term "aquasock". You sick fucks...

[IALuder]

:D:D:D

aquasock, hahaha

[CD5Passion]

:pukey lmao hahaha:pukey
wow this thread just is one huge entertainment

[IALuder]

lol. amazing how masterbation is so entertianing huh?

[ebpda9]

yeah, until you realize that you just fucked yourself ;)

[IALuder]

nothing wrong there. at least you know you didnt get any diaseases.

[Mischief]

Originally posted by IALuder
nothing wrong there. at least you know you didnt get any diaseases.

I dunno, some people's hands look suspicious

[IALuder]

......

we were talking about using your own hand. not someone elses.

besides if a chick is givin you hand do you look at her hand first?

[mavaaoife]

doubt it.. what about girls... would you let any girl give you a blow job if you knew it would be a mind-blowing one...?

[IALuder]

id let any chick slob on my knob. even if it sucked. ;)

[CD5Passion]

lmao how true the male mind is

[KwikR6]

However....
A hand job is a Man's job.

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by KwikR6
However....
A hand job is a Man's job.

Indeed..."a handjob's a man's job, yo job's a blowjob".:D As for "any girl", I dunno. You should always check the quality of the turf before stepping out on the field.

[mavaaoife]

Now why dont you all like a girl giving you a handjob.. honestly i wanna know...





btw i get post 1650

[GT40FIED]

It's not that we don't like 'em...but we can give ourselves handjobs every day of the week and twice on Sundays. Blowjobs...that's something most of us can't do to ourselves.

[mavaaoife]

makes sense...its kinds of funny though.. girls can finger themselevs all day long, yet I love when a guy does it for me..

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by Mycivicjust8u
makes sense...its kinds of funny though.. girls can finger themselevs all day long, yet I love when a guy does it for me..

^:crazy:

i have to agree with Steve, a girl giving a handjob is kinda last resort kinda thing. but i still enjoy it.
but I'm a much bigger fan of receiving head and I love performing oral on a woman

[IALuder]

steve thats 4 times on sunday.

plus like mention a girl giving me a hand job is last resort.:yes:

[MissJDM]

I've never given anyone a handjob. That shit does NOT look appealing. :confused:

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by MissJDM
I've never given anyone a handjob. That shit does NOT look appealing. :confused:

Haha...but takin it "on the chin", so to speak, looks better?:loco:

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
Haha...but takin it "on the chin", so to speak, looks better?:loco:
haha

well as long as my mind is in the gutter, what's the ladies view on "she takes it in the face cuase she likes the way it tastes"

[MissJDM]

I rather take it in the face over taking it in the ass..any day!
:D

[mavaaoife]

never done the ass thing.. but i love giving oral.. so

[Mischief]

when did someone mention anal?

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by MissJDM
I rather take it in the face over taking it in the ass..any day!
:D

you still didn't answer the question.:confused:

ren did...someone's lucky:|

and as far as anal...ew:pukey

[MissJDM]

That's the first thing that I thought of when I hit REPLY. Hey, I'm sure at least one of you thought of it too! :paranoid:

Daily facials are daily facials. I seriously don't get the damn fuss about it.

[IALuder]

well i dont give head period. but i do like recieving it.:cool:

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by MissJDM
That's the first thing that I thought of when I hit REPLY. Hey, I'm sure at least one of you thought of it too! :paranoid:

Daily facials are daily facials. I seriously don't get the damn fuss about it.

.....:paranoid:

I enjoy receiving as well, but I'm pretty sure that's normal among guys

[KwikR6]

Originally posted by Gosei_Passion
.....:paranoid:

I enjoy receiving as well, but I'm pretty sure that's normal among guys You enjoy getting a facial...huh...am I reading that right....like a facial when a guy blows his load on your face?

[CD5Passion]

no.....no no no no no
i enjoy receiving as in I enjoy receiving the bj
when i refered to receiving I was talking about Bens post right before mine

[ebpda9]

ehhh, i think darin likes receiving it in more than one way.

[CD5Passion]

I saw your name as the most recent post on this thread and I knew exactly what you're post would say

[ebpda9]

now easy there miss cleo;) :stickman:

[IALuder]

lol hhahaa.

[ShEaNy]

LOL^^ :D

[GT40FIED]

Hmmm...I count no less than 3,429 "Darin is gay" jokes in this thread...and it's only got 1600 posts.

[CD5Passion]

really a sad phenomenome

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by Gosei_Passion
really a sad phenomenome

Almost as sad as your spelling ability.:D

[CD5Passion]

ahhaa indeed i was far too lazy to look it up :o :bandit:

[CD5Passion]

*bump*;)

[IALuder]

hahahahaha. damn. what would this board be without this thread?

[CD5Passion]

I'm not sure but I can't let it die, it's the legacy of HondaStyle and when I'm 30 it better still be here!

[GT40FIED]

Oh it will be. And it will still be the biggest thread in the board's history.

[GT40FIED]

Wait...this IS the biggest thread in board history, right?

[ebpda9]

Originally posted by IALuder
hahahahaha. damn. what would this board be without this thread?

it would have been a car board only, not sexual fantasies with socks board. and we had longer threads than this. i think my question and answer had 3k posts

[mavaaoife]

well i guess its time to break that record.. come on whores.. post away

[ShEaNy]

yea we'll work on it.. lol *humps a table* ahahaha

[mavaaoife]

Damn today was total "fuck weather" here in ga.. raining all day nasty outside.. So..since the man wasnt here.. i made my own fuck day with myself..

[IALuder]

^should have called me. i would have made the trip.;)

[CD5Passion]

jesus....

[Mischief]

It was rainy and shitty here today and all I did was goto school and work :mad: well I did hang out with this girl for a little bit

[MissJDM]

Glad to know I am not the only one getting rained on in Spring. :) Our rain started the very first day of Spring Break..so typical of Oregon weather!

[dabouncerx24]

It's raining like hell here in SF too..and it will for the rest of spring break (which is this week).

[ShEaNy]

The weather is finally good here:) plus 10 today YAY :yes: ;) :cool:

[Mischief]

Weather has taken a drastic change from being miserable and cold / raining all the time to being in the 40-50's.. so nice out

[mylittlecivic]

I had a good weekend besides the rain, hung out with a guy got to drive his car:)

[CD5Passion]

it's hot and humid here in florida again....last night it felt perfect out..but the days suck

[esthirteen]

hasnt been to bad here in WI. If it helps, i took out an a/c today. lol

[GT40FIED]

Somehow I don't think the actual weather was supposed to be the focal point of Ren's post. Maybe it's just me.:paranoid:

[mylittlecivic]

^ im sure youre right considering what topic its posted under for fucks sake

[ebpda9]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
Somehow I don't think the actual weather was supposed to be the focal point of Ren's post. Maybe it's just me.:paranoid:

exactly. some kind of postwhores here

[mavaaoife]

Steve understands me...

[IALuder]

so did i. hell i even offered to help.

[CD5Passion]

what's the longest everyone has gone WITHOUT rubbing one off or whatever the slang is for women as well

[GT40FIED]

Probably 3 or 4 days. I doubt I've ever gone much longer.

[CD5Passion]

haha there was a time a while back when i think i went like 2 weeks...talk about build up lmao

[ebpda9]

too much info i didn't need darin.

[MissJDM]

I pictured a glob of jizz after readin Darin's post. :paranoid:

[CD5Passion]

bwahahahahahahaha:D

[mylittlecivic]

oh my god lyna lol

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by MissJDM
I pictured a glob of jizz after readin Darin's post. :paranoid:

Ummm...I didn't:|

[CD5Passion]

yeah honestly that sounds pretty disgusting to me too:o

[Mischief]

I've gone six weeks.. it wasn't that bad because in basic they put stuff in your food so you don't have the urges to hump as much.

[CD5Passion]

^thats gay

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by Gosei_Passion
^thats gay

Well...not really, seeing as how you're around a bunch of guys 24/7 while you're there.

[CD5Passion]

true true lmao wouldn't want one of those guys turning gay on ya huh

[dogyamissedit]

I went almost a month once....

it was pretty bad at the end of the month tho cause almost every girl that walked by was starting to look pretty hot

[CD5Passion]

so no activity for long periods of times begins to affect ones judgement lol interesting theory

[dogyamissedit]

lack of sleep can affect ones judgement as well

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by Gosei_Passion
so no activity for long periods of times begins to affect ones judgement lol interesting theory

Not really a theory...more of a fact (almost). Masturbation helps level out testosterone and release sexual tension. I swear, if I were to go more than a week I'd be ready to do just about any chick. Well...maybe not, but close to it. Gotta have that release to relax your libido.

[CD5Passion]

^I guess that makes sense tho. like natures way to balance your body......hmm and I realized this thread is close to being viewed 20,000 times dayu,

[dogyamissedit]

see the thing of it is that human males are the only animal on earth that can procreate any time from puberty to death. The problem is that technically speaking we are always in heat so if it builds up too much we gotta get rid of it somehow on someone or a t-shirt or sock or whatever.

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by dogyamissedit
see the thing of it is that human males are the only animal on earth that can procreate any time from puberty to death. The problem is that technically speaking we are always in heat so if it builds up too much we gotta get rid of it somehow on someone or a t-shirt or sock or whatever.

hahah socks lmao:D :D

[dogyamissedit]

yeah darin like you have never used a sock when you came home tired (or otherwise impaired) and just needed to rub one off and it was dark so you grabbed the first cloth thing you could find...

[ebpda9]

looks like we found a mate for ben. ;)

[CD5Passion]

^ lmao
no no John I can honestly say i take the extra few seconds to roll up some toilet paper:D

[IALuder]

at least someone else has the balls to admit to using a sock.

[mavaaoife]

socks.. hahahahaha

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by IALuder
at least someone else has the balls to admit to using a sock.

I will swear on anything that I have never once even considered using a sock...or any other kind of footwear.

[IALuder]

steve im sure you have used things way stranger then a sock.

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by IALuder
steve im sure you have used things way stranger then a sock.

No. I'm old fashioned that way.

[CD5Passion]

I've used...my hand thats it

[dogyamissedit]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
I will swear on anything that I have never once even considered using a sock...or any other kind of footwear.

the hell is wrong with footwear?

you know there are some people who live by the creedo

"as long as I get mine I don't care where it ends up, er....within reason of course"

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by dogyamissedit
the hell is wrong with footwear?

you know there are some people who live by the creedo

"as long as I get mine I don't care where it ends up, er....within reason of course"

I don't know...maybe all of the bacteria and fungal infections just lurking in your shoes/socks. Would you take a big whiff of your shoes and then proceed to fuck them? I sure wouldn't. Oh...I know...socks can be washed. Then again laundy detergent isn't exactly anti-bacterial.

[Violent Apathy]

Well technically your feet are cleaner than your hands..... O_o

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by Violent Apathy
Well technically your feet are cleaner than your hands..... O_o

Well...which get washed more often? You can wash your hands anytime. Generally the only time your feet get washed is in the shower.

[Violent Apathy]

Which touches random surfaces ripe with bacteria more often? :pfft:

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by Violent Apathy
Which touches random surfaces ripe with bacteria more often? :pfft:

I'd say your feet. Hell...they're encased in bacteria traps for the better part of the day. You don't wear gloves all day filled with nastiness, do you?:pfft:

[CD5Passion]

^ dude like steve says your hands are far cleaner than your feet. tell me when you get off a long day at work which do you smell and say "whew...damn thats rank"..
i dont think I've ever smelled my hands and said that

[Violent Apathy]

Well I'll just drop it since I'm probably inadvertantly arguing in favor of people using socks... O_o

[CD5Passion]

oh you are very much arguing prosock:yes: :pfft:

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by Violent Apathy
Well I'll just drop it since I'm probably inadvertantly arguing in favor of people using socks... O_o

Well, statistically you're probably right (realistically might be another story)...but damn man, who wants their wang in some sweaty ass sock? I know I don't. Besides...I don't like doing laundry so the more clean socks I have, the better.

[dogyamissedit]

for the record I'm not saying to use socks as like a normal practice but sometimes in a clinch you just kind of make do with what you have and sometimes all you have is a sock dammit

[pdiggitydogg]

116 pages and I find out we're STILL talking about socks?
Simply amazing :D

[IALuder]

lol haha, it is. but its not a good thing either.

[mavaaoife]

I bet ben could talk about socks for another 117 pages if he had to

[IALuder]

nah, im sure i could talk more then that.

[MissJDM]

We oughta have a talent show for you now. ;)

[IALuder]

ripleys believe it or not turned me down. said it would be to much for the show and that they couldnt handle the ratings.

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by IALuder
ripleys believe it or not turned me down. said it would be to much for the show and that they couldnt handle the ratings.

Either that or they didn't want outrageous fines from the FCC. One or the other.

[dogyamissedit]

Originally posted by IALuder
ripleys believe it or not turned me down. said it would be to much for the show and that they couldnt handle the ratings.

yeah dean cain isn't used to "sock" ratings

[ShEaNy]

im going to buy some new socks tomorrow:):cool:

[MissJDM]

You must've had a fun time with Ben. :o