Big Huge Giant masturbation thread (or Ben loves socks)

[IALuder]

Originally posted by Kool-Aid
Sounds like men are more competitive with the "larger things" in life than women are...

find that odd. dont ladies compare there tit sizes. i have seen wemon get in some heated arguement over it before.
i never brag about my size, but then agian when it 1.5" hard theres nothing to brag about.:yes:

[Rob]

Originally posted by highlander
there is no real way to prove it other than to take a picture w/ the measuring tape
Don't even think about doing that shit...if I even see a thread titled "My Pecker Size by Wren" I'll ban your ass in a heartbeat....:pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey



;)

[IALuder]

yea no need for penis pics.:pukey

[mylittlecivic]

i have actually got in an arguement with one of my friends just because i knew for a fact that i was bigger chested but she was being stubborn:o

[Rob]

Originally posted by mylittlecivic
i have actually got in an arguement with one of my friends just because i knew for a fact that i was bigger chested but she was being stubborn:o
you have no argument there from me........:eek:

[IALuder]

nice:D

ok well i got to know ladies, what the one thing a guy can do to annoy you or make you mad?

[Kool-Aid]

I've never in my life gotten into a fight because of my breast size or for any aspect of my body...that would be funny though...
One thing that annoys me about guys is stubbornness...I don't like to play games so when a guy is being stubborn and he plays hard to get then that makes me wanna not pursue him anymore...like what's happening now.
Sexually? Ummm....trying to get me off but can't.

[IALuder]

well i cant help you sexually then. im sure you have compared your bra size once in your life time before you cant remeber thats all.:yes:

[Kool-Aid]

Well, I don't think I compare my bra size...all my life I was a tonboy so I never hung out with the girly girls who do that kind of thing...I guess. Hey, I am proud of my bra size...gets me what I want when I want...

[IALuder]

yea tits are a very powerful thing for wemon. its like dangling a hot dog off a string in front of a fat kid and when he reaches for it you pull it away from him. ITS JUST UNFAIR AND MEAN!;)

[BlackWolf]

:nana:

[Rob]

Originally posted by SFKing
its like dangling a hot dog off a string in front of a fat kid and when he reaches for it you pull it away from him. ITS JUST UNFAIR AND MEAN!;)
:toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny:

[ShagginJet]

Originally posted by SFKing
yea tits are a very powerful thing for wemon. its like dangling a hot dog off a string in front of a fat kid and when he reaches for it you pull it away from him. ITS JUST UNFAIR AND MEAN!;)

Hahahah... he said dangling....

[IALuder]

lol, yea dangling is a funny word. black you have fun with your tits but when you want some cock, some guys will do the samething back. except most wont. i wouldnt, what am i say never mind you got to much power and it isnt fair.

[Wren57]

Women only have sexual power over men because men give it to them. Supply and demand... if there is a high demand for women/play, the price rises. So... you gotta play like you don't want it and get her to lower her price. ;)

[IALuder]

lo, nicely put highlander. :yes:

[BlackWolf]

Originally posted by SFKing
lol, yea dangling is a funny word. black you have fun with your tits but when you want some cock, some guys will do the samething back. except most wont. i wouldnt, what am i say never mind you got to much power and it isnt fair.

I use my powers wisely and fairly.......often that is. ;)

[IALuder]

lol, fairly often but not in the sense of fair play.;)

[BlackWolf]

All's fair in love and war.........;)

I just don't use MY powers cruelly.......


What about you guys who stuff?? Isn't that considered cruel to us women?? I can understand the water bra thing but if they're too perfect, it's a little obvious. I thought you guys could spot fake boobs a mile away??? :confused: :yes: ;)

[ShagginJet]

Living in LA i've seen my number. Some are awesome and you never would have guessed, most are horrid and it's like grapping a big rubber glue ball, nasty.

If you're a guy and you need to stuff that's just sad, if you're at that point you should just give up, PERIOD! I like to take my woman by suprise, the length is a lil abv avg but i'm told the girth is my selling point. ;) (Sorry guys, Too Much Info.)

[BlackWolf]

Um. um, um, I loves me some girth....:love: ;)

[IALuder]

girth is what im all about, even tho i dont have much.

i can spot fake boobs a mile away most of the time. but some are harder to spot becuase they are normal sized and not ove the top.

[ShagginJet]

^ Try living in LA man. I've felt breast that i swear were real but they weren't, how's that for some work well done.

[BlackWolf]

Poor baby. Let me know and I'll let you feel a REAL pair.....:)

[IALuder]

can i feel them to?;)

the chick im with now has some nice REAL titties. she uses them to get me to whatever she wants. i feel so whipped and werent not even dating.:o

[Wren57]

Haha... I'm that way too sometimes. Really nice to girls when they have no intention of doing anything for me (in any way). Then I snap outta it. ;)

[Kool-Aid]

Well, what I do is if Im out with a guy, say we go out to dinner and a movie, I will offer to pay for the dinner...and when we go to the movie I'll offer to pay that. Now, if he insists on paying for the dinner and movie, he must be a true, true gentleman...and if he lets me pay for the dinner and movie...then I'll get a slight hint that he might just be a moocher...so then I'll have to watch how he is...
I like a guy who will pay for the dinner and movie but there will be times where I feel I should do it...I won't just drain a guy of his money...but he should pay the majority...
That's one of my tests...

[vtracer20]

i dont allow the girl to pay, when i go on a date i plan on paying...just my nature

[Wren57]

Im kinda suprised at you that you test guys by if they pay or not... interesting. I paid for EVERYTHING with my ex for the first like 6mo-year, then it just became so expensive we started splitting things. It was also because we had moved out of the "we are dating so he pays" thing to "we act like we are married" thing... if that makes any sense. Anyway, off the subject of the ex, now I always pay for the first month or so worth of dates, but after that if SHE never offers to pay for anything, that is a sign to me as well. Not really a test, just something interesting to observe. I like a girl to offer to pay for things, it shows independence, just do NOT be taken aback if he accepts your offer, because then I ask you this; how genuine was your offer in the first place if you were hoping he wouldn't accept?

[Kool-Aid]

Very genuine...I am a very genorous person...and I would have payed if he didn't refuse...

[Wren57]

I think I love you... :pfft: :yes:

[Kool-Aid]

Come to Vegas... ;)

[IALuder]

i going to vegas in 3 weeks.;)

[ShagginJet]

Originally posted by Kool-Aid
Well, what I do is if Im out with a guy, say we go out to dinner and a movie, I will offer to pay for the dinner...and when we go to the movie I'll offer to pay that. Now, if he insists on paying for the dinner and movie, he must be a true, true gentleman...and if he lets me pay for the dinner and movie...then I'll get a slight hint that he might just be a moocher...so then I'll have to watch how he is...
I like a guy who will pay for the dinner and movie but there will be times where I feel I should do it...I won't just drain a guy of his money...but he should pay the majority...
That's one of my tests...

See this one doesn't work on me. I think a date should be mutual thing, if we like each other it shouldn't revolve around money. It shouldn't matter if i pay for everything or if you do, we're there for each other, not the activity we're doing.

On a side note i do like to pay, but woman can be f*cking expensive sometimes. Say we do dinner and a movie, then we go buy some drinks to take back to your place, if you offer to but the drinks i'm gonna say yes. If you say i'll get the movie you get the dinner & drinks, then i'll say fine... I like to be that gentleman, but in LA there are too many girls who are just out for a fun time on someone elses dime.

[Kool-Aid]

Ok, now, from what guys have told me, they don't like girls pying for anything becuase it make them look/feel broke and incompetent...my dad, to this day, tells me this...
I also had said that later on past the relationship...I'll chip in...but the majority of the time...he should be the one paying...why would you want a girl paying for your stuff anyway??

[IALuder]

true i pay for everything. i always have and always will. :yes:

but if the gurl wants to pay and she so i will let her. like for a movie or fast food. i dont mind but if its expensive no, i wont let her.

[Kool-Aid]

I remember one time me and this guy had went to the mall (we were just hangin out at the time) and we went into Spencer Gifts to look around. They had lava lamps and I absolutely LOVE lava lamps...and he bought me one!!! That was very nice...he woulda got laid but I had just met him.

[ShagginJet]

Originally posted by Kool-Aid
Ok, now, from what guys have told me, they don't like girls pying for anything becuase it make them look/feel broke and incompetent...my dad, to this day, tells me this...
I also had said that later on past the relationship...I'll chip in...but the majority of the time...he should be the one paying...why would you want a girl paying for your stuff anyway??

I do pay for things most of the time, but what i'm saying is that it shouldn't matter. These are materialistic things and no one should really be judged by what bought by who. Maybe I'm different but this all stems from the fact that money should have nothing to do with dating. We shouldn't even need to spend money on a date, a perfect date would be free for both parties.

Come over Adrieanne, I'll make you dinner, we can have a drink and whatch whatever movies i have.

[GT40FIED]

I'm with Shaggin...I usually pay for things cuz I'm just old school that way. It's just the way I grew up. That being said, I don't see how it matters who pays. I mean...if we're dating and I'm broke for a week does that mean we don't go out that week? If I met a chick like that you'd better bet I'd dump her ass. I think a girl at least offering to pay is almost a turn on...a sign of independence even if you have no intention of letting them pay. Oh...and also...you females can be expensive. Remember that when you expect a guy to pony up some cash for something. I don't have a problem doing nice things for a girl at all, but if it starts becoming an expectation then we've got a problem.

[Kool-Aid]

Ok...Im not talking about material things...I am talking about when you go out on a date (the movie and dinner thing). I don't ever expect a guy to buy me gifts/material things...it's just when you go out on dates I think he should pay. I buy my own material things...nobody else...that way if you break up with someone...that material thing sits there and reminds you of them....thats why I don't accept any gifts from guys really.
If I was goin out with a guy and he was broke...you damn right I would pay for him...that would be messed up to leave him hangin like that...I always offer to pay...but not all the time.

[BlackWolf]

I think whoever asked the other out on the date would pay but other than that, if I want to go out, I'll pay for myself. If you want to pay or split the bill, that's fine but I do NOT expect the guys to pay for anything. If you buy me a drink, I'll buy you a drink. Yeah, I agree, it's old school polite thing, fine, but not everytime we go out. That's just plain rude. If we do go out, I EXPECT to pay for myself and/or split the bill. That's just me.

[Kool-Aid]

Honestly, when I do go out with a guy...I'll always have money on me...just ecase we do go somewhere and he doesn't pay...then I'll be ok. I just think it's a common courtesy for a guy to pay...

[IALuder]

its just common that the guy pays the majority of the time.

[Kool-Aid]

I agree...

[Racing Rice]

When we go out my wife usually pays.. She always has cash on her unlike me.

We have seperate bank accounts. I pay all of the bills, and she usually buys the food and we go out and do stuff on her money. We never argue about money. I buy what I want, and she buys what she wants.:)

[Kool-Aid]

That's real kool...I think if I were to ever get married...I would want separate bank accounts also...

[Rob]

This thread has taken a HUGE detour...........

[Kool-Aid]

So, when was the last time you guys/gals masturbated?

[Rob]

Originally posted by Kool-Aid
So, when was the last time you guys/gals masturbated?
woah! way to bring it BACK on topic Adrieanne...:D

[Wren57]

Um... earlier today actually. Job doesn't start until next Monday, the guy I'm sharing the apartment with is outta town, and I was bored... friends at work or outta town, bored as hell... you wanna come keep me company?;)


another interesting thing... I'm not a very hairy guy (thank God), but yesterday at the pool a girl/friend of mine said I should shave my nipple hairs, so today I did. It feels so funny, I have such an urge to play with them now, especially since I haven't worn a shirt in like 2 days (sunburn + no reason to)...

[Kool-Aid]

Sure...you down for anything?

[Rob]

Originally posted by Kool-Aid
Sure...you down for anything?
You really need to get laid don't you?

[Wren57]

I'm both down AND up for just about anything... ;)

[Kool-Aid]

Ha ha ha...well, I am not horny...I would like some "bodily attention" though...but Im aight...
Im pretty much set that no guy can fully satisfy me...so I don't even try to depend on sex as much as other people do...it's a damn shame...but that's how it is for me...

[IALuder]

last time i masterbated was like 3 weeks ago. i got a gurl who like to do it for me. so i dont need to worry about that. :bandit:

[ShagginJet]

^ Why have a girl do it for you, if the girl is there just do the girl..?

[BlackWolf]

That's kinda what I was thinking too.......

[Rob]

Some times beggers can't be choosy...or choosers...as the case may be.......

[BlackWolf]

What I was wondering was, if she's already there, why not just DO the act instead of simulating the act??

[Kool-Aid]

What feels better to you? Getting jacked off by a girl or having sex with a girl?

[ShagginJet]

^ I'm gonna take what's behind curtain number two Bob!!

[Racing Rice]

Originally posted by Kool-Aid
What feels better to you? Getting jacked off by a girl or having sex with a girl?

Hrm... Let me think... Uh yeah... I'll take a number 2 please. :D

[IALuder]

well yea sex would be better. but she doesnt want to have sex sence we havent been together more then 3 weeks. so i respect that, take what shell give till shes ready. i dont want to push her into things like that. sorry for trying to be a nice.

[Rob]

Originally posted by Kool-Aid
What feels better to you? Getting jacked off by a girl or having sex with a girl?
Can I have a #2 with a side of #1? :D

[IALuder]

i get number 2 and she gets off before me so she has to give me number 1.

[ShagginJet]

^ Just cause she's done doesn't mean she has to hop off, does it?

If she's done, why not help her to be done again, and again, and you get the idea.

[GT40FIED]

^Exactly...unless she's a single orgasm kinda gal let her ride you for all she's worth. Oh...to answer...I'll take #2 if I can get it, but in a pinch #1 works just fine. Hell...as long as I'm not the only one there I'm happy.

[Kool-Aid]

How about fellatio?

[SolPol]

I hate it :pukey

Riiiiight. Come on, as long as the girl knows what she's doing I love me some beejer.

[IALuder]

if they know what their doing its all good. i cant stand it when a ladie trys to hand and she grips to tight or when they give you oral and they slobber way to much.

ladies when going down on a guy orally do you or have you ever put something on it? ie:whip cream ECt ECt

[BlackWolf]

Caramel. Oooie, gooie, sticky, sweet, thick and creamy caramel......yeah baby! Lick and suck it alllllll gone!!!! Umm, umm, umm.......
Clean up on isle 4!!!!

[ShagginJet]

Originally posted by SFKing
ladies when going down on a guy orally do you or have you ever put something on it? ie:whip cream ECt ECt

Their mouth hopefully....

[IALuder]

damn it im in isle 5.:mad:

[BlackWolf]

:doh:

[biker's back]

Is 3 weeks all thats needed these days? Man thats not much of a standard to brag about.

[Kool-Aid]

Then what is?

[IALuder]

well some people still have standards and wait. thats excludes me till recently.

[Kool-Aid]

Yea, I have standards...I think everybody does...

[Rob]

Originally posted by Kool-Aid
Yea, I have standards...I think everybody does...
I question mine sometimes.....:banghead:

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by AccordinStyle
I question mine sometimes.....:banghead:

*sigh* Me too.

[Kool-Aid]

aaaww, Im sure you guys have good standards....at least you have them...

[IALuder]

some people dont have standards becuase even if they did they cant get none. (me)

[Kool-Aid]

And why not young man???

[IALuder]

well i got standards and a very close gurl as a friend.

but i mean people who live in poverty and the slums ect ect, have very low to no standards becuase its hard for them to get someone with the standards they so desire.

[Kool-Aid]

I guess I can understand that...you can always raise your standards now that you know what the case is...right? ;)

[IALuder]

of course.:yes:

new topic begins after this post.......

[Kool-Aid]

What new topic? I can't think of any concerning masturbation...

[IALuder]

doesnt have to be about masterbating. could be about anything dealing with sex.

has anyone ever walked in on someone having sex?

[SolPol]

Originally posted by SFKing
doesnt have to be about masterbating. could be about anything dealing with sex.

has anyone ever walked in on someone having sex?

Ha, who hasn't? That's what I wanna know.

Actually, this past week I was nearly walked in on. Good times :yes: ;)

[IALuder]

i have never been walked in on. have come close 3 times. :yes: ;)

[Kool-Aid]

I've never walked in on someone having sex...never been walked in on...thank goodness...

[ShagginJet]

I've never walked in on anyone, although I'm sure people were doin it in the same room at least once, gotta love HS.

I've been walked in on several times, once by my mom. That was funny, lucky we were side by side and covered by a blanket.

[Wren57]

Never walked in on anyone, and also never been walked in on. Unless you count the one time the cops busted me as being walked in on... :o

[Rob]

I've been walked in on several times...twice by one of my ex gf's mom, once by her dad....once by my mom....once by my gfs sister....listened to by my ex gf's mom, stepdad, cousin, and stepbrother all at the same time. We were in the bathroom and she's a moaner so we were in the middle of business and heard some noise outside the door so we had to stop and continue later that night..........

[Kool-Aid]

Interesting...

[IALuder]

damn, like a live porno movie. :D

[Kool-Aid]

Rob, you should make a movie on your sex life...sounds like yours was interesting... ;)

[ShagginJet]

^ Talking about movies, anyone see the ron jeremy movie? I saw it at hollywood video the other day and was like whoa, i wonder if it's a porn or an autobiography sort of moive. Should be interesting either way i'd assume, yes/no?

[Rob]

Originally posted by Kool-Aid
Rob, you should make a movie on your sex life...sounds like yours was interesting... ;)
:hmmm:

nah...I think I'm just gonna stick with writing a book about my life someday....it can only get more interesting as time goes by........

[Kool-Aid]

Come by my way and we can make you a whole chapter baby...;)

[Rob]

Originally posted by Kool-Aid
Come by my way and we can make you a whole chapter baby...;)
Seriously Adrieanne....if I knew that you weren't all talk right now I would tell you to definitely make a trip to Atl to see your dad and we would see where things went from there.......:yes:

[Kool-Aid]

Well thanks. ;)

[No.1_Stunna]

Alright...So my ex-g/f (we broke up on good terms, we still flirt and whatnot and everyone says we should go back together and all that jazz...) decided she was gonna bet me I couldn't go a month without masturbating so I decided to make it a worthwhile bet. So at first if I made it a month she would be the one to do the honors. Then I decided to try and up the ante to a month and a week in return for head. Well...being the dumbass she is she accepted...so it'll be the easiest head I've ever gotten...I hope...Then again non of the girls where I live will put out or anything...there all goody goodies...so its sad to say but this will be the farthest i've gone with a chick but I'm not the one night stand kinda guy...IJust gotta make it to July 2nd...;(

[IALuder]

damn, i could go a month easy. but i dont got to bet wemon to get what i want. i just got to call them up. good luck hope you win your bet.

[mylittlecivic]

damn i cant believe how long this thread got

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by mylittlecivic
damn i cant believe how long this thread got

Well believe it Anna. Mwahahaha. But then again it's evolved sooooo many times that I'm not suprised it's still rocking long and hard (again, pun intended).

[IALuder]

^nice! lol :D

if you could discribe yourself in one sexual word what would it be? mine = stamiana.

[Kool-Aid]

Too many to list...;)

[IALuder]

pick one. hell even at random. i know theres at least one that discribes you.:yes:

[Kool-Aid]

I would have to say...erotic

[BlackWolf]

Originally posted by SFKing
^nice! lol :D

if you could discribe yourself in one sexual word what would it be? mine = stamiana.


intense

[mylittlecivic]

tease?:(:o

[CD5Passion]

^ teases rock ;)

[IALuder]

its not bad to be a tease. sometimes it can be a good thing!;)

[mylittlecivic]

well ok then;)

[Kool-Aid]

I love to be teased...especially before "gettin it on"...gets my blood circulating... :yes: ;)

[CD5Passion]

^ same here in all seriousness a good tease can make sex that much better

[Kool-Aid]

Absolutely...please, please tease me... :yes: ;)

[CD5Passion]

^well if you really want me to, you know...i can't make it over to your place in.....about....a few days...of nonstop driving;)

[Rob]

Originally posted by Kool-Aid
Absolutely...please, please tease me... :yes: ;)
not only are YOU a tease...but I think you're all talk and no play....:pfft:

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by AccordinStyle
not only are YOU a tease...but I think you're all talk and no play....:pfft:

sh!!!!!!!!!!!!!t he just tried you

[Kool-Aid]

Originally posted by AccordinStyle
not only are YOU a tease...but I think you're all talk and no play....:pfft:

Please...I am NOT all talk and NO play...just get me in the right time and place...do what we've gotta do...and afterwards...I'll get you a broom and dust pan to help scoop your jaw off the floor...;)

[IALuder]

dayum, let me know when the right time is. ill be there in a heart beat!;) :yes:

[Rob]

Originally posted by Kool-Aid
Please...I am NOT all talk and NO play...just get me in the right time and place...do what we've gotta do...and afterwards...I'll get you a broom and dust pan to help scoop your jaw off the floor...;)
Well Ms. Koolaid....you bring your happy ass to ATL like I offered before and we'll see whether or not you're talk......and as far as my jaw being on the floor...the only reason why it would be there is because it'd wore out from eating your :censored: :yes:

[Kool-Aid]

Ok ok...we'll just see about that. I will let you know if I ever get to Atlanta...I have my dad and half sister up there... :)

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by AccordinStyle
Well Ms. Koolaid....you bring your happy ass to ATL like I offered before and we'll see whether or not you're talk......and as far as my jaw being on the floor...the only reason why it would be there is because it'd wore out from eating your :censored: :yes:

priceless, f*cking priceless

[Rob]

Originally posted by Shardsofxapril
priceless, f*cking priceless
[Austin Powers] uhh thank you[/Austin Powers]

[CD5Passion]

:smoking: cigarette?

[Rob]

Originally posted by Shardsofxapril
:smoking: cigarette?
:yes:

[IALuder]

why is that most of the time girls say they will call you right back and they either "forget" or 5 hours later call back?

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by SFKing
why is that most of the time girls say they will call you right back and they either "forget" or 5 hours later call back?

u know...I've been trying to figure out that damn phenomenom...and it still baffles me...

[IALuder]

i think they have a thing for testing are patients....:mad:

[SolPol]

Shit man, I do that. I'm just forgetful.

Though with the chickies, I'm gonna say it's a testing of the patience thing.

[CD5Passion]

you think so?...haha well they need to stop cause it's horrible waiting for some chic you like to call you when they say they will call you RIGHT BACK

[GT40FIED]

I've had to scold a few of my female friends for such things. I just tell them "look...say you'll TRY and call me back or just "I'll talk to you later"" unless you're absolutely sure you're calling me back. i'm not waiting by the phone...but it's just inconsiderate. Then again I have no vested interest in these girls other than friendship so I can afford not to care so much.

[IALuder]

true, i should be like either say it and mean or dont bother saying it at all. but man she is wearing down the very little patients i had.

[GT40FIED]

I honestly don't think most people do it on purpose. That said it's still a pain in the ass. I've got one female friend in particular that I'm pretty sure I'd lose total contact with if I wasn't the one calling her since she lives in KC and I'm in Pittsburg (once again). She never checks her messages and never calls ANYONE back...not even her dad or brother who live in WA. I've just gotten used to it and I know she's not calling back.

[IALuder]

^ thats pretty much the same here. except she lives about 5 miles away.

[GT40FIED]

Note to self: come up with next Battle Of The Sexes topic to bang out over 600 replies.

Sorry but I had to gloat a bit about that. Mwahahahahaha

[IALuder]

this is a HUGE thread. on a topic that slowly died. why did it die? :confused:

[CD5Passion]

i dont know if huge is the word for it, and it never died..i still masturbate to this thread..thats what it was here for ...right??


p.s.- just kiddin:paranoid:

[GT40FIED]

:toofunny: This thing has evolved so many times. I suppose the reason the original topic didn't last the whole time is that there's not a ton of stuff people are willing to discuss about their personal masturbatory habits.

[IALuder]

i did already today. :yes: i do it 3 times a week.

[GT40FIED]

Alright...how about this: what type of stuff do you prefer to jack off/masturbate to?

Note: If the answer is gay porn just don't say anything.

[IALuder]

^muahaha :D:D

i either just beat off, or normal playboy.:yes:

[CD5Passion]

www.thehuns.com
;)

that is my final answer, or limewire doanloaded shat

[IALuder]

man, that a shit load of porno links. :o

[CD5Passion]

haha and they update EVERY day so it's always new material and tons of it

[No.1_Stunna]

Google immage search... thats where its at...no paying and u get pretty much whatever ya want :yes:

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by Shardsofxapril
www.thehuns.com
;)

that is my final answer, or limewire doanloaded shat

Shards...if you weren't Asian we could be brothers. Lol.

[CD5Passion]

hey, who sas race has anything to do with it, plus I'm half irish
dat be why im nicknamed halfbreed

btw please call me Darin for dat is my name:yes:

[GT40FIED]

My apologies...there's just so many regulars here it's hard to keep track. And dude...you don't look like you're mixed. I've got a female friend who's Eurasian and you can tell from a mile away. You look full on Asian

[mylittlecivic]

Originally posted by Shardsofxapril
hey, who sas race has anything to do with it, plus I'm half irish
dat be why im nicknamed halfbreed

btw please call me Darin for dat is my name:yes:

im obessesing over everything irish right now. Preparing for my trip and all ;)

[GT40FIED]

Check out Darin's sig and go watch Boondock Saints. All the wonderfulness of the Irish wrapped up in one movie. Oh...and it helps to watch it slightly inhebriated. Makes it all that much more enjoyable. But then again I don't see you tying one on Anna.

[CD5Passion]

the irish part of me is in my eyes. I have green hazel eyes and it sure helps with the ladies
and yes Boondock Saints is by far one of the best movies I've ever seen, I immediatly went out and bought it once my friend and I watched it.
Anna come over to my place we can drink whatever you want and watch Boondock Saints before you go;)

[mylittlecivic]

sounds good. And gt tying one?

[CD5Passion]

yeah I kinda questioned that too but didn't say a thing to be nice to Da Man

[IALuder]

lol, hell im half irish also. so many good things came from Ireland.:yes:

[CD5Passion]

^I'll have a beer to dat!(fake irish accent)

[IALuder]

^i got that irish accent. (has a beer)

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by mylittlecivic
sounds good. And gt tying one?

Yeah...tying one on...I probably mispelled it but who gives a fuck? It means having a drink or 5. I tie a few on daily. Come join me in my festival of alcoholic meryment (again...probably mispelled due to my inhebriation).

[CD5Passion]

^ahaha I'm in!

[IALuder]

shit im in also. we can all drink and look porn.:yes:

[CD5Passion]

werd

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by SFKing
shit im in also. we can all drink and look porn.:yes:

So we're basically talking about a normal day for me?

[IALuder]

pretty much......i think thats almost every guys agenda.

[GT40FIED]

Yes...yes it is. Straight or gay we all like to get drunk and watch some porn.

[BlackWolf]

Dudes! What about the ladies? I like to drink and watch porn too! Now I can watch it in my car! (note: not drinking in car) Check the link and see what I got myself for my birthday last weekend.......http://www.pioneerelectronics.com/pna/product/detail/0,,2076_4023_35036,00.html


(PS: I didn't pay that much either :thumbsup: )

(last year's model :nono: but yay anyway!! ;) )

[SolPol]

Originally posted by mylittlecivic
sounds good. And gt tying one?

Drinking :drunk:

Ah the old Irish. I'm a mutt and my Greek shows through the most, but my last name is Connelly. Hell, my first name is Sean, but I go by my middle name, which is Greek in origin.

But it don't get more Irish than Sean Connelly. Except for my sister of course, Erin Blythe Connelly. Now that's some Irish.

My drinking gene obviously comes from the Irish part of my family though :yes:

[SolPol]

Originally posted by BlackWolf
Dudes! What about the ladies? I like to drink and watch porn too! Now I can watch it in my car! (note: not drinking in car) Check the link and see what I got myself for my birthday last weekend.......http://www.pioneerelectronics.com/pna/product/detail/0,,2076_4023_35036,00.html


(PS: I didn't pay that much either :thumbsup: )

(last year's model :nono: but yay anyway!! ;) )

That's pretty sweet. You mind if I ask how much you did pay since you said you didn't pay that?

[BlackWolf]

$1500 out of the box or $1700 with change out the door installed. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! I've never felt so spoiled! I'm almost giddy! :rolleyes: ;)

I just got back from lunch and watching Goldmember...........yeah baby!! The only thing I don't like is the fact you gotta use the remote for everything and there's no case for the detachable face. Other than that I'm still having fun learning how to use it. Haven't figured out how to do the "screen saver" thing yet. There's supposed to be like five or six different images including the infamous dolphin sceen............ :rolleyes: LoL!:rolleyes: ;)

[IALuder]

Nice! you should come over and we can go for a cruise watching porn!:yes:


you never know what happens after the porno is over.......;)

[BlackWolf]

What?? Live and uncensored porn?? :bandit: ;)

[IALuder]

if your back seat isnt big enough for the two of us......we can always go back to your place.;)

[GT40FIED]

And once again the thread delves into an adult dating service. Hehe.

[IALuder]

i thought that is what it was......;)

ok, lets get a little personal.....when was your first time and were?
for me i was 15....semi-drunk at a party......cute chick was flirting with me and things just kept getting heated up till....we had sex. that chick now is my best friend but she lives in WI.;(

[CD5Passion]

^awwww

I was 17 and me and my girlfriend (now ex) had been dating for 4 months. actually we first had sex on Valentines Day;)

[SuperHero500]

"a gentleman never tells"... is that true :no: or did that guy die a virgin :yes:?

[IALuder]

i believe he died....:yes: :o

[SuperHero500]

Poor guy... all he did was :bow: for a little :banana: and maybe a :smoking: afterwards, but all he did was :banghead: and :drunk: until he went :crazy: and killed himself.

[IALuder]

^nice :D

[SuperHero500]

;) thanks, :D

[IALuder]

you still have told us your story.....or do you got a story. its ok not to. :yes:

[SuperHero500]

Well sadly enough I was born a hopeless romantic and raised with good old southern manners (i don't even kiss on the first date, well there are some exceptions). Plus my sex talk from my dad was "If your have sex before your married, see these bricks? *smacks bricks together* you know how they casterate cows? Are you getting the picture?"... lol... In all honesty just kinda waiting for the right person and the right setting. I've had my chances and the one time i was going to... well we got all hot and heavy and well either she was too small or i was too big, it hurt her too much so we stopped... So I dunno what that makes me, but fooling around is always fun :yes: .

[GT40FIED]

I was 14 and it was at her house. Second time however, was in the back seat of her Escort GT...and I was about 6'1" or 6'2" at the time. I believe that's the only time while having sex I've ever had to say "hold on...I gotta cramp in my leg".

[IALuder]

^nice. :D

its all good to wait. theres nothing wrong with that.

[SolPol]

I was 15. I was in the woods. It was about 110 degrees outside. With a girl I had dated on and off for a while.

I managed to last about 30 minutes or so. Not bad for the first time, still dunno how. Maybe it was the fact that I was sweating so damn hard that I was distracted :cool:

[CD5Passion]

thats the key to long sex, distract yourself! me and my friends had a discussion with a female friend of ours when she asked what do us guys think about while we're having sex and the answer that came fromeveryone of us is...music, what we ate earlier,....carrrrsss..lol cause if you think about sex you're done. is this true for anyone others?

[SolPol]

I think it's true for all others.

It's very odd, you gotta be in the moment and NOT in the moment at the same time.

If it's too soon and I feel like I may be close, I think about whatever I can. Cars. Food. The starting lineup for the 2004 Pittsburgh Steelers. Whatever it takes.

Works too.

[IALuder]

its true for me shards.;(

[CD5Passion]

man sad as it may be, we told our female friend that normally hangs with the guys about this phenomenon and she about flipped out in disbelief. haha, you simply have to distract your thoughts

[IALuder]

basically. it has been working for awhile now. :yes:

[Kool-Aid]

You know what, to get off the current subject, I have always wanted to try watching porn with a guy and having sex with him...you know, to get all hot and horny...

[IALuder]

^have tired this. it is awesome. but im like a bottle rocket after watching the porno......light me and bang 2 secs later. all over.:no:

[Kool-Aid]

Ha ha ha ha...minute man!!!! Just kidding... ;)

I think I will try it sometime... :yes:

[CD5Passion]

never tried that one...damn...

[GT40FIED]

It's ok...just turn off the porn once the sex begins. That way you don't get "distracted". But then again I watch too much porn regardless...so go figure.

[CD5Passion]

^yeah I'm in the same boat with the porn watchin

[Rob]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
But then again I watch too much porn regardless...so go figure.
lol

[IALuder]

watching porn while having sex...i must try this. after all if it will distract me maybe ill last longer.;)

[Kool-Aid]

I just think it would be something to turn me on and get me "going"...

[IALuder]

it does work and dont even actually have to watch the porno that long.

PS its good to see back on line kool-aid.:)

[CD5Passion]

^skfking I miss seeing smilin bob on your avatar:|

[GT40FIED]

I dunno dude...the idea that you were "smilin Bob" would indicate that you needed pills to make your wang bigger. Didn't make sense to me.

[CD5Passion]

haha eh still it was funny to see whenever he posted

[IALuder]

my bad i still got the picture. as for using the pills no i didnt. i just thought it was funny how the guy looked.:yes:

i never even knew people understood what that meant. thats why i changed it.

[IALuder]

<------they yea go shards!;)

[GT40FIED]

Once again...not exactly the message I'd like an avatar to convey.

[IALuder]

sorry...but its funny to me. i dont use the pills. but i dant care if people think i do. as long as i know the truth.:yes:

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by SFKing
<------they yea go shards!;)

thanks bro I, now my life is complete....as long as you keep it there...i knew what it meant and it made me laugh

[IALuder]

lol. its all good.

GT40 i dont get why you would think i take the pills becuase i have that picture. hell i dont know why anyone would take those pills. its that degrading to know you need pills to satisfy someone? i know i sure dont.

[GT40FIED]

^ Ummmm....I don't think that. I'm just saying that someone could infer that from you having that icon. That's all I be sayin.

[CD5Passion]

or they could infer that he is funny:paranoid:

[GT40FIED]

Actually the picture is great...it's the thing at the bottom that says "I'm smilin Bob" that could make people think twice.

[IALuder]

i never can think twice. hell i cant think much so i never look at it like that. oh well. it makes me luagh.:yes: :D

[BlackWolf]

I think the pic is funny 'cause the guy looks like a total cheeseball. I never thought you needed it hun, I just thought you found the guy goofy funny too.

[IALuder]

i think the picture suit me. im a complete weirdo and very cheesy.

[BlackWolf]

Cheese on, my brotha!

[Kool-Aid]

Originally posted by SFKing
it does work and dont even actually have to watch the porno that long.

PS its good to see back on line kool-aid.:)

Thanks!! I am glad to be home...you have no idea...but we won't get into that on this thread.

Do any of you sometimes sit back and think about the one or couple of times you've been f*cked real good and just thinkin about it, you wanted it again?

[Rob]

Originally posted by Kool-Aid
Do any of you sometimes sit back and think about the one or couple of times you've been f*cked real good and just thinkin about it, you wanted it again?
:yes:

[GT40FIED]

Everyday.

[Kool-Aid]

I do that a lot...especially wishing it was with the same person...but only for that reason....(sigh) Im getting corrupt...:no:

[IALuder]

i think that every hour. sex is on my mind all the time....;)

[biker's back]

I think most guys have sex on their mind, everytime I look at my gf i think about getting in her pants. Its even worse in the morning when you wake up beside her, know you're running late and there is nothing to be done about the dirty things on your mind.:no:

[BlackWolf]

Nah, there's always time for a quickie and besides if you were late, you'd at least have a smile on your face. :yes:

[SolPol]

Yeah, I think that pretty often myself. Luckily I have me a freak now who knows what I like and likes it too :yes:

[biker's back]

Originally posted by BlackWolf
Nah, there's always time for a quickie and besides if you were late, you'd at least have a smile on your face. :yes:

The only think working against me is right now a quickie is like 20min :|

[IALuder]

yea...morning wood sucks ass. :o

[BlackWolf]

Ahhhh, morning wood is a good thing, not a bad thing. Besides, it is better for sucking on in the morning or sticking somewhere else. So what's the problem?? ;)

[CD5Passion]

^;( lets see...I work...work....drink...work...no girl...damnit this sux

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by BlackWolf
Ahhhh, morning wood is a good thing, not a bad thing. Besides, it is better for sucking on in the morning or sticking somewhere else. So what's the problem?? ;)

Morning wood is a horrible thing if there's no one around to finish you of.

And Darin...I feel ya. Fuck, do I know what that's like. Except switch the words "drink" and "work". My job is in Kansas City...my booze is here.

[Kool-Aid]

Sheit...all of you with freaks and girl/boyfriends are lucky...I have No One to completely ravage me anymore...;(
Oh well...there's always the adult store...but I'm too bashful to even step foot in that place...Im screwed... :)

[IALuder]

^ you should have come over here. ;)

[Kool-Aid]

Oh, is that right?? ;)

[IALuder]

yes ma'am...coulda had us a good time;)


(by the way this thread now has 49 pages and 700 some replys)

[Kool-Aid]

So what would be consisted in this "good time"?

[SolPol]

Originally posted by SFKing
yes ma'am...coulda had us a good time;)


(by the way this thread now has 49 pages and 700 some replys)

Steve, can I pimp it for you? Greatest thread ever :yes:

[GT40FIED]

Yes....yes you may. Now we need to overtake every other thread on the board. Now that I'm all drunk (with power, this time), we must make this the biggest thread ever.

[vtchgrl2k2]

"GOOD TIME" = Lots of sex!! and maybe a couple drinks... then sex sex sex all nite!!

[CD5Passion]

^ this girl is a damn freak:cool:

[Rob]

Originally posted by Shardsofxapril
^ this girl is a damn freak:cool:
you have NOOOOOOOOO idea.......

[biker's back]

more then likely its all an act, few people are truly themselves online.
if she really gets around, its nothing to be bragging about.

[GT40FIED]

Am I the only one who remembers that some guy who's apparently her bf is also on this site?

[Rob]

he is...I don't think he's a bf though......

[GT40FIED]

Then what are ya waitin for Rob...make your move biatch.

[Kool-Aid]

Originally posted by biker's back
more then likely its all an act, few people are truly themselves online.
if she really gets around, its nothing to be bragging about.

Sheit...I ain't gonna lie...I can talk up a big huge game...but when it comes down to it...I am absolutely shy and bashful...I'll still get down...but Im very shy and bashful... ;)

[biker's back]

Originally posted by Kool-Aid
Sheit...I ain't gonna lie...I can talk up a big huge game...but when it comes down to it...I am absolutely shy and bashful...I'll still get down...but Im very shy and bashful... ;)

kool-aid this was probably least directed at you. BUt i'd figure you'd probably be very shy in person. JMO

[Rob]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
Then what are ya waitin for Rob...make your move biatch.
In progress my friend...in progress :yes:

[IALuder]

rob makes his move in T minus 5 post....

mean while kool-aid...its a suprise youll come out here to see what the "Good Time" has instore for you...;) :)

[vtchgrl2k2]

Originally posted by biker's back
more then likely its all an act, few people are truly themselves online.
if she really gets around, its nothing to be bragging about.

um, ok no...... i just tell it like it is.... can count the people i been with in less than 2 fingers... so whatever..... dont talk shit. i just aint shy to admit the truth