Big Huge Giant masturbation thread (or Ben loves socks)

[mylittlecivic]

Yuck

[dogyamissedit]

Originally posted by MissJDM
You must've had a fun time with Ben. :o


nah he just has big plans for the weekend

[GT40FIED]

Ok...time for another actual question. Does anyone notice a change in their masturbatory habits as the seasons change? I've found that I'm more likely to treat my body like an amusement park during the winter and summer. I don't know why...I think it's a conspiracy.:paranoid:

[CD5Passion]

.....ummmmmmm nope i don't think that's ever affected how I "treat" my body lol

[IALuder]

me, it seems to be spring time.

[dogyamissedit]

I'm pretty consistent year round but occasionally during flu season my "patronage" will increase if I end up getting the flu and staying home a lot.

[dogyamissedit]

now here's a curveball for y'all


when going in unaided (no porn just imagination) I have never thought about a girl that I actually liked on more than a physical level. As soon as any emotion comes into play she is no longer fantasy material b/c when I was like 12 I managed to convince myself that if I fantasized about a girl I really like I would somehow jinx my chances with her. Is that weird?

[Violent Apathy]

Originally posted by dogyamissedit
now here's a curveball for y'all


when going in unaided (no porn just imagination) I have never thought about a girl that I actually liked on more than a physical level. As soon as any emotion comes into play she is no longer fantasy material b/c when I was like 12 I managed to convince myself that if I fantasized about a girl I really like I would somehow jinx my chances with her. Is that weird?

I dunno, I'm the same way.

[GT40FIED]

Man...I do the same fuckin' thing. It tortured me for years just because I couldn't figure out why I couldn't picture a girl I really liked in that fashion. Then I realized that it was out of respect for the girl. See...I figure that if I really like a girl, I can wait it out to actually see her naked rather than try and throw some image of her together in my brain. Of course...once you actually DO see her naked/have sex with her, all bets are off.:D

[IALuder]

^yea, thats what it seems like. once you see ehr naked. that image is burn into your memory. so you dont have to "imagin" what she looks like. you know.

[mavaaoife]

Interesting..

[dogyamissedit]

I agree once you see a girl naked or have sex with her then after you break up it's fair game. Normally I don't even bother with self maintanance when I am dating a girl/getting it on a semi regular basis

[CD5Passion]

^yep i agree totally with all of the above

[dogyamissedit]

Originally posted by Mycivicjust8u
Interesting..

what is? that some of us actually have enough respect to not objectify EVERY woman we meet?

here's another curve I almost never think about my female friends unless it is painfully obvious that there is never going to be a chance of more than friendship

[mavaaoife]

I just like finding out guys point of view.. I am studying the male habits to try and learn more about your species.. you are a very complicated species...

[dogyamissedit]

we're not that complex as long as we can shit once a day and eat twice a day and bust a nut 2-3 times a week we're a relatively happy people

girls on the other hand are way more complex by far....

[CD5Passion]

yeah you girls drive me fucking crazy lol not always in a good way either

[dogyamissedit]

Originally posted by Gosei_Passion
yeah you girls drive me fucking crazy lol not always in a good way either

me too nothing they do makes sense any more

[GT40FIED]

Men? Complicated? Ha! think of it in terms of sex. Making a guy cum is simple...almost mechanical. Making a woman come is an art form. No further dicussion is necessary.

[CD5Passion]

I've always been creative and awesome with art
*end harmless plug*

[Violent Apathy]

Here you go Ben.

[mavaaoife]

bwahahahahahahahaha

[CD5Passion]

:D :D rofl

[IALuder]

oh fuck yea. i better get some for my B-Day.

[ShEaNy]

ahahahah^^ thats hilarious...love the pic

[mylittlecivic]

lmao those are perfect

[ebpda9]

LMAO

[ewaugh]

I haven't been in in...3 months? This thread si still alive. What the hell is wrong with you people?;)

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by ewaugh
I haven't been in in...3 months? This thread si still alive. What the hell is wrong with you people?;)

3 months? That's nothing. This has rocked on for almost a year and a half.

[mavaaoife]

woop... 119 pages too... keep it going1

[GT40FIED]

Where is my head these days? What kind of thread on masturbation is complete without a view on masturbation by the experts...mormons.

http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/masturbation/mormon/

No wonder I hate morons...errr...mormons.

[IALuder]

that just made me want to jerk it.

[MissJDM]

when do you NOT want to jerk it? ;)

[mavaaoife]

ah boo.. masturbation is a healthy act.. it feels good and on the plus side you dont have to worry what kind of std's your hands/toys have..(as long as the toy has been yours all along)..

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by mavaaoife
ah boo.. masturbation is a healthy act.. it feels good and on the plus side you dont have to worry what kind of std's your hands/toys have..(as long as the toy has been yours all along)..

And for men it means a healthy prostate. Joy.

[Violent Apathy]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
And for men it means a healthy prostate. Joy.

Man..I'll NEVER have to worry about any prostate problems then.... :paranoid:

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by Violent Apathy
Man..I'll NEVER have to worry about any prostate problems then.... :paranoid:

especially now you're going to be stuck around a bunch of sweaty guys in training lol sucks for you:o lol

[IALuder]

oh the things i could say. but i wont.

[Violent Apathy]

Originally posted by Gosei_Passion
especially now you're going to be stuck around a bunch of sweaty guys in training lol sucks for you:o lol

And I'll still probably manage to get more women than you. :cool:

[CD5Passion]

^somehow.....I don't disagree with you lol

[mylittlecivic]

whoa:confused:

[CD5Passion]

unlerss of course anna wants to donate to the make daring unsingle fund

[Violent Apathy]

Originally posted by Gosei_Passion
unlerss of course anna wants to donate to the make daring unsingle fund

.........daring?

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by Violent Apathy
.........daring?

If that's the only word that confused you, you're my hero.

[KwikR6]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
If that's the only word that confused you, you're my hero.
I think i got what he's saying.

[CD5Passion]

lmao.....wow....it made sense to me at the time..I was also typing while looking over my shoulder cause my manager was near by and i already got yelled at for personal websites once

[IALuder]

hahahaha!

im not the only one with shitty grammer.

[CD5Passion]

^ correction
GrammAr:cool:

[ebpda9]

Originally posted by Gosei_Passion
lmao.....wow....it made sense to me at the time..I was also typing while looking over my shoulder cause my manager was near by and i already got yelled at for personal websites once

excuses, excuses. :yes:

[mavaaoife]

I understood it... Darin if you come to Ga.. youd be getting ass left and right. Just a few min at that meet I took you to and I already had two girls ask me about you.

[ebpda9]

Originally posted by mavaaoife
I understood it... Darin if you come to Ga.. youd be getting ass left and right. Just a few min at that meet I took you to and I already had two girls ask me about you.

yeah, have him there and no one will ask him anything unil after he's gone.

[GT40FIED]

So this thread hasn't seen any action recently so I'm kick starting this bitch again with a question. I suppose this is open for anyone to answer, but mostly directed toward the guys.

Why do guys always get all turned on when a chick calls them "daddy"? I swear...I've thought about it a lot and I keep drawing a blank. Do most men have some deep seeded covert incestuous pedophilic intent? Is it because it's supposed to be "naughty" or whatever? Perhaps it's taboo? Thoughts?

[CD5Passion]

i got a feeling that's where our buddy Sigmund Freud comes in and gives us his theory of sexual feelings toward ones own blood

personally i don't find it ...sexy i guess...kinda weird if you ask me,
but i think that the main reason is that it's Taboo...that's probably all

[Mischief]

I think if a girl started calling me daddy.. I'd be a little weirded out.. I personally don't like it..

[IALuder]

lol, steve you think to much. i dont like it, doesnt turn me on.

[GT40FIED]

Bah. You fuckin' pussies. Hell...I'll come right out and say it...I kinda like it. My ex spoke fluent Spanish (the whitest Mexican chick I've ever known) and she practically moaned in Spanish. There are few things hotter than nailing a chick who calls you daddy in Spanish.

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
Bah. You fuckin' pussies. Hell...I'll come right out and say it...I kinda like it. My ex spoke fluent Spanish (the whitest Mexican chick I've ever known) and she practically moaned in Spanish. There are few things hotter than nailing a chick who calls you daddy in Spanish.

haha I prefer her call me darin

[KwikR6]

Originally posted by CD5Passion
haha I prefer her call me darin
I don't care what she calls me. I'm just happy I'm having sex.

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by CD5Passion
haha I prefer her call me darin

The name is good too. My ex was all about talking dirty, though...and dirty talk owns.

Originally posted by KwikR6
I don't care what she calls me. I'm just happy I'm having sex.

Holy shit...I hear that. Then again, what if she called you Carl or some shit? Then you might care.

[MissJDM]

moaning daddy during sex = big :no:

I can understand if you call your hunnie daddy while being around your children but to call him daddy during intimate moments just creeps me out. Or even just calling him Daddy in general. ew. i just think ew. !!

oh, Papi is annoying too.

[Mischief]

ha I think papi is hot, but it can only be by a latino chick.. if some white girl was like "OH PAPI" I'd be like "Wtf do you turn spanish during sex?"

[CD5Passion]

haha man this sex forum is deaaaad

[GT40FIED]

Ok...I actually have an extension of my last question. Even if you're not down with the whole daddy/papi thing, you have to agree that it's fairly socially acceptable. However, why is that acceptable, but if a guy called a girl "mommy" in bed all hell would break loose?

[MissJDM]

Society. Ohhh what it does to ya! :crazy:

[RxGoaT13]

Originally posted by Mischief
ha I think papi is hot, but it can only be by a latino chick.. if some white girl was like "OH PAPI" I'd be like "Wtf do you turn spanish during sex?"

:werd:

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
Ok...I actually have an extension of my last question. Even if you're not down with the whole daddy/papi thing, you have to agree that it's fairly socially acceptable. However, why is that acceptable, but if a guy called a girl "mommy" in bed all hell would break loose?

what ever happened to the easy questions about vaginas or something..haha you make me think too much steve

[ebpda9]

if somone started calling me daddy during the nasty i would drop her sorry ass in the first trailer park i see, or wall mart :smoking:

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
if somone started calling me daddy during the nasty i would drop her sorry ass in the first trailer park i see, or wall mart :smoking:


bwahahahahahaha......exxxxactly

[IALuder]

I MASTUREBATE YAY

[mavaaoife]

how are the socks..

[IALuder]

i have to get some new ones. but i dont think i can afford them. i might be buying ITR rims.:yes:

[mavaaoife]

Yes Yes I saw.. Im thinking of selling the civic once I get the supra

[IALuder]

no DD??? selling the rims with it?

[mavaaoife]

Im not sure.. its starting to die on me and i dont think so.. I shall sell those seperatly..

[IALuder]

good idea. to bad about the civic. maybe B18b DD?

[mavaaoife]

who knows... i will probably keep the rims though... i like em...alot

[IALuder]

what would you put them on?

[mavaaoife]

who knows ill probably get another civic

[IALuder]

newer like 96+

[mavaaoife]

yeah

[GT40FIED]

I was just thinking about this thread. Man..it rules so hard.

On that note...sausage wallet!

[MissJDM]

Jee, I wonder why it rules o_O

=P

[Mischief]

bearded clam!

[IALuder]

muahahaha, this thread will live forever as long as the board keeps rollin.:yup: :yup: :yup:

[JDMFantasy2k]

Figure it was time to continue this thread. So i've come to a conclusion, rather a mathematical formula if you will. I've determined that,

the more i get laid, the less i masturbate. Hence i believe this is directly proportional.


god i could be a math genious

[IALuder]

i get laid once a week with my new gf.

[KwikR6]

Originally posted by IALuder
i get laid once a week with my new gf.
once a week...sorry to hear.

[IALuder]

yea. but its something.

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by IALuder
yea. but its something.

Just barely Ben...just barely.:D

[CD5Passion]

i need some good pussy...

[JDMFantasy2k]

everyday here, no complaints. Even before class which is quality stuff. :yes:

[CD5Passion]

pics or ban :D

[JDMFantasy2k]

heh, i know you want to see me naked darin :od

maybe i'll post some of us later on

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by JDMFantasy2k
heh, i know you want to see me naked darin :od

Wait...hold on...I just threw up in my mouth a little.

[Racing Rice]

Originally posted by CD5Passion
pics or ban :D

I should ban you for saying that.

[CD5Passion]

of her of course....god damnit you people:|

[ebpda9]

Originally posted by JDMFantasy2k


the more i get laid, the less i masturbate. Hence i believe this is directly proportional.


god i could be a math genious

not quite, they are inverse proportional. one grows, the other one shrinks

[SilverHX4Me]

I don't find the urge to do this very often now (maybe once a week)after living with someone for 3 years, I don't really ever have the privacy to do it anymore .. it only seems to work for me if I'm laying down(seems to be a girl thing). How does that work for a guy who is married or living with someone? How do you keep it *undercover*?

[IALuder]

the shower. best place to do it.

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by SilverHX4Me
I don't find the urge to do this very often now (maybe once a week)after living with someone for 3 years, I don't really ever have the privacy to do it anymore .. it only seems to work for me if I'm laying down(seems to be a girl thing). How does that work for a guy who is married or living with someone? How do you keep it *undercover*?

but why would you keep it undercover haha

[SilverHX4Me]

hmm I dunno how I'd feel about being walked in on :p

I just figure I know guys do it even when married and stuff but aren't like "HEY LOOK WHAT I CAN DO".. haha soemtimes it's just faster and easier to fix the *issue* yourself.. so j/w where how guys do it when theyre s/o is home but busy with the kids or whatever :p

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by SilverHX4Me
hmm I dunno how I'd feel about being walked in on :p

I just figure I know guys do it even when married and stuff but aren't like "HEY LOOK WHAT I CAN DO".. haha soemtimes it's just faster and easier to fix the *issue* yourself.. so j/w where how guys do it when theyre s/o is home but busy with the kids or whatever :p

I dun know about anyone else but I think I'd be pretty turned on to walk in on my girlfriend/wife pleasuring herself

I've been single for far too longer so I'm getting tired of the abusing myself

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by CD5Passion
I've been single for far too longer so I'm getting tired of the abusing myself

:stupid:

[JDMFantasy2k]

it's all about how open your relationship is and how comfortable you guys are together. Like the other day i told my girl i was thinking of her and got so turned on that i had a wank. So i guess it's different for everyone.

[Racing Rice]

Originally posted by SilverHX4Me
How does that work for a guy who is married or living with someone? How do you keep it *undercover*?

You take any chance you can get.:D

I dun know about anyone else but I think I'd be pretty turned on to walk in on my girlfriend/wife pleasuring herself

No DOUBT!:yes: Its probably different for a guy to catch a woman doing the visa versa. A man will take any chance he can at getting some.

[SilverHX4Me]

hahaha isn't that the truth :p

I just can't get into that unless NOBODY else is home... and that doesn't happen much around here. I am starting to notice guys don't need that same sense of security, they just need some stimulation and it's all good .

MUST BE NICE :D

[Racing Rice]

Originally posted by SilverHX4Me

MUST BE NICE :D

I've never heard a straight guy complain about it.:D

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by Racing Rice
I've never heard a straight guy complain about it.:D

:D

[CD5Passion]

revive

[Rob]

I can't believe this damn thread is still going.....FOR THE LOVE OF GOD....MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!! :crazy:

[IALuder]

your just helping in grow. :D

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by Rob
I can't believe this damn thread is still going.....FOR THE LOVE OF GOD....MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!! :crazy:

You know you love it bitch.:D

[Rob]

Originally posted by IALuder
your just helping in grow. :D
touche...
Originally posted by GT40FIED
You know you love it bitch.:D
:wavefngr:

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by Rob
touche...

:wavefngr:

lil punk

[IALuder]

man, oh man. i was looking at my post count and tried to figure out where most of my post came from. i had 393 post in this thread alone. DAYUM. make that 394.

[ebpda9]

right post in the wrong thread :mad:

[Mischief]

jesusssss

[IALuder]

what you sayin stefan?

[Rob]

This thread needs to be shot in the face...........

[IALuder]

lol, thats a good point rob....

so guys have you ever "shot" a girl in the face before???

[Rob]

:doh: :banghead:

[Rob]

Since this damn thread won't stop.....here is the famous quote that started it all......

Originally posted by IALuder
thats why i use a sock.

[IALuder]

mauahahahahahaha

:bandit:

[IALuder]

do you guys get whackers remorse?
example: You're sitting there, pleasuring yourself... you climax... afterwards, you're sitting there with more pron downloading.. and all of a sudden you get grossed out by the fact you are watching porn, and none of the other downloads matter...

[Grip72]

do you guys get whackers remorse?
example: You're sitting there, pleasuring yourself... you climax... afterwards, you're sitting there with more pron downloading.. and all of a sudden you get grossed out by the fact you are watching porn, and none of the other downloads matter...

never

/shifty eyes


my count for last year was 149 times from my bday to the following bday..

i think i might just give up on getting laid and just punish-bate form now on

[IALuder]

wtf, you actually kept count. thats fuckin sad.

[GT40FIED]

do you guys get whackers remorse?
example: You're sitting there, pleasuring yourself... you climax... afterwards, you're sitting there with more pron downloading.. and all of a sudden you get grossed out by the fact you are watching porn, and none of the other downloads matter...

All the time. I don't actually get grossed out, but I'm a hell of a lot less interested. I think it's just that you get so worked up that after you're done there's no desire to watch any porn for awhile. And by "awhile", I mean for at least 5 minutes.:D

[IALuder]

lol, i was about to say. im 5-10 min im ready to watch another.......

[GT40FIED]

I like to refer to it as "buyer's remorse".

[Racing Rice]

I can't believe you brought this thread back to life.. Ass. :D

[IALuder]

it shall never die.....on that note. ill be back to post agian in 3 hours.

[Grip72]

wtf, you actually kept count. thats fuckin sad.


haha its not "fuckin sad"

it was an experiement and kind of funny..i had the number displayed in my msn name and only my guy buddies knew what it meant hahaha:flick:

[IALuder]

i noticed the number changing every now and then, but i never knew why. now that i know.......thats gross as hell. hahahahaha

[Grip72]

i noticed the number changing every now and then, but i never knew why. now that i know.......thats gross as hell. hahahahaha

you're on my msn?!

it's funny....i would sign off..rub one out..sign on and my buddies would be like "you're fuckin sick lmao" hahahaha and girls had no idea

[IALuder]

lol hahahah, i didnt notice that part. im not logged into msn that much. hell im barely on any messanger and more.

[ebpda9]

yeah, you're still abusing socks

[JDMFantasy2k]

i think my sex drive is running on nos or something. I masturbate every day, and i get rediculous sex every thursday, friday, and every other saturday and sunday.

[CD5Passion]

i think my sex drive is running on nos or something. I masturbate every day, and i get rediculous sex every thursday, friday, and every other saturday and sunday.

don't worry you'll get over it

[JDMFantasy2k]

don't worry you'll get over it
haha yeah but my girlfriend might not

figure i'll give you a smiley timeline of my average thursday...

:cuddle: :moon: :bj: :ky: :oop: :smlove: :banana:

haha i knew all those smileys would come in handy some day

[CD5Passion]

sex is great and all but we are so busy here at school we maybe have sex like once a week or ever two weeks, but it's ok with me. I've never been on to go after sex

[Mischief]

i like having sex a couple times a day.

[fertooos]

its gotta be about three times a day lol no nice lasses over in uk