Big Huge Giant masturbation thread (or Ben loves socks)

[Violent Apathy]

Woohoo, i get post number 1000 on this thread.

[IALuder]

^ass, i that was my post!

well i win the pocket pool championship every year sence 96. i think its time to step down from my legacy.

[CD5Passion]

haha, oh man pocket pool huh, where does this take place?:D

[black95gs-t]

In his pocket, duh.

[CD5Passion]

well you sure stated the obvious:yes:

[IALuder]

lol. :yes: its a fun game you should try it.

[SolPol]

I am the Grand Master of pocket pool. It's an official title you know.

BTW Steve...congrats on hitting over 1,000 replies on your thread.

[GT40FIED]

:thumbsup: Thanks man. So this has got to be the biggest thread in HST history, right? I totally deserve to be a mod for this. Haha.

[IALuder]

lol, it this thread keeps going. :cool:

[nindoo]

Wow this thread has gotten huge I haven't been on this forum in months

[IALuder]

note the title has the word huge in it. so it must be huge!

[mavaaoife]

Dang Dude... 68 pages of replies.. impressive....

[CD5Passion]

theres a dream in my brain that just wont go away its been stuck there since it came a few nights ago
im standing on a bridge in the town where i lived as kid with my mom and my brothers and the bridge dissapears and im standing on air with nothing holding me and I'll hang like a star fucking glow in the dark for the starving eyes to see like the ones we've wished on..now im confused
is this depth really you

sorry I'm bored

[IALuder]

man shards get a damn life.

[CD5Passion]

:flick: wanna go?:biting:

[biker's back]

Originally posted by Mycivicjust8u
Dang Dude... 68 pages of replies.. impressive....

I can't figure if its impressive or sad, all these lonely people.

[IALuder]

LET DO THIS!:rambo: dont be :chicken: shards and no :biting: like tyson.

[CD5Passion]

alright but its not smart to fight a :crazy: person

[mavaaoife]

Originally posted by biker's back
I can't figure if its impressive or sad, all these lonely people.
Eh true... I just figured if it was this huge I should make my dent in it.. Since Im a newb and all... Hey Girls need loving too...

[IALuder]

girls do need lovin to!:yes: thats why i am here....;)

[mavaaoife]

Oh is it????? Wow... should I feel flattered?

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by Mycivicjust8u
Oh is it????? Wow... should I feel flattered?

If it's coming from SF...run. Run fast. Hahaha...suck on that Ben.

[Violent Apathy]

Yeah SF will jump on anything that moves.

[IALuder]

i will never suck on anything. as for jumping on anything that moves, not everything but almost. :o

im as a fast lighting i strike and youll never know it!:bandit:

[ebpda9]

Originally posted by Violent Apathy
Yeah SF will jump on anything that moves.

hmm that explains his love for them worn socks ;)

[IALuder]

haha. yes.

[BlackWolf]

Originally posted by SFKing
as a fast lighting i strike and youll never know it!:bandit:


Ooooh, not a good thing to brag about. One, you're really fast (two minute brother) and two, she won't know you were even there, meaning she wouldn't feel you?? Yeah, not a good thing..............:no:

;)

[SolPol]

Two pump chump?

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by BlackWolf
Ooooh, not a good thing to brag about. One, you're really fast (two minute brother) and two, she won't know you were even there, meaning she wouldn't feel you?? Yeah, not a good thing..............:no:

;)

Dayum blackwolf just delivered a double hit

[BlackWolf]

Hey, I didn't saaay he was, he admitted to it and I just called him on it. If he wants to brag about something like that then don't complain about the lack of ladies.


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Better to be poked in the eye with a pencil than be poked by a pencil dick.

[Rob]

Originally posted by SFKing
i know, but i was the only one who answered the question honestly. its all good. i can take like i dish it.
O.K....I know I'm a little late here but you were serious about that sock shit? Dude....

[ebpda9]

Originally posted by BlackWolf
Hey, I didn't saaay he was, he admitted to it and I just called him on it. If he wants to brag about something like that then don't complain about the lack of ladies.


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Better to be poked in the eye with a pencil than be poked by a pencil dick.

no wonder only the socks like him :D

[BlackWolf]

Uhhhh....are they ....tube... socks??

[ebpda9]

well i haven't checked that really, but i doubt they are tube socks ;)

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by BlackWolf
Uhhhh....are they ....tube... socks??

My guess is they're those ankle socks...probably the ones with the little balls on the back of them. Haha!

[ebpda9]

is that supposed to be a substitute for his balls ? ;)

[IALuder]

no i wasnt serious. damn rob. now you got everyone on that subject agian.

i said i was fast, i never said it was short.

[CD5Passion]

...poor guy:|

[mavaaoife]

Awh.. Everyone is making fun on the poor guy... :hugs:
Makes Me wanna Cry...;(

[mavaaoife]

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
is that supposed to be a substitute for his balls ? ;)

hey since your the captn... do you make it happen???

[BlackWolf]

Originally posted by Mycivicjust8u
Awh.. Everyone is making fun on the poor guy... :hugs:
Makes Me wanna Cry...;(

It's all in good fun. :yes: If we didn't like him, we wouldn't tease him. ;)

[GT40FIED]

Well...I dunno...let's not say things we can't take back. Haha.

[ebpda9]

Originally posted by Mycivicjust8u
hey since your the captn... do you make it happen???

i won't give him my balls ;)

[IALuder]

hahahaha GT some day ill get you for that.......:bandit:

handman hasnt had "it" happen in a long time. :D:D

[ebpda9]

Originally posted by SFKing
...

handman ....

LMFAO.... you are gonna pay for that :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[IALuder]

lol....:D

[Rob]

Originally posted by SFKing
no i wasnt serious. damn rob. now you got everyone on that subject agian.

i said i was fast, i never said it was short.
You seriously had me worried for a second...I was about to sign your ass up for 'Socks Annonymous' hehe :D

and as for handman thing, that was some funny shit....two points for SockFootKing....:nana::D

[IALuder]

awesome i got 2 points. :D:D

i dont need to apart of anymore annonymous programs.

[IALuder]

hahaha

[ebpda9]

Originally posted by AccordinStyle
You seriously had me worried for a second...I was about to sign your ass up for 'Socks Annonymous' hehe :D

and as for handman thing, that was some funny shit....two points for SockFootKing....:nana::D


hmm i think it's Sock Fucker Kind :D :yes: :yes: :yes:

[BlackWolf]

:toofunny: Agrees......................still ew though. :|

[IALuder]

Sock Fetish Klub....ahaha :D i dissed myself..;(

[GT40FIED]

Haha. I'd say "OWNED!"...but can a person really do that to themselves? A philosophical issue indeed. What's more, a philosophical issue within a thread about masturbation. But to add my own...

Sock Fornicater King
Sock Fondler King
Sock Fetish King

[Rob]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
Haha. I'd say "OWNED!"...but can a person really do that to themselves? A philosophical issue indeed. What's more, a philosophical issue within a thread about masturbation. But to add my own...

Sock Fornicater King
Sock Fondler King
Sock Fetish King
All good contributions in my opinion.....and as for someone owning themselves, wouldn't that be the same as someone preveberially screwing onesself.......:hmmm:

[IALuder]

i think its about the same. interesting topic.

[mavaaoife]

wow.. a guy screwing himself.... until now i thought it was impossible....guess not

[CD5Passion]

ew

[IALuder]

well remember Will Farrel on SNL took yoga till he could bend over far enought to suck his own cock.

i personally would not suck my own cock if i could.

[CD5Passion]

:bs:

[GT40FIED]

:toofunny: My thoughts exactly.

[IALuder]

....shards you couldnt bend over far enough to suck it even if you could put you head right over it......:D j/k

i seriously wouldnt. thats nasty.

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by SFKing
i seriously wouldnt

Once again...:bs:. Haha.

[IALuder]

:D:D i give up...FUCK IT:|

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by SFKing
....shards you couldnt bend over far enough to suck it even if you could put you head right over it......:D j/k

i seriously wouldnt. thats nasty.

hey bro I have not heard any complaints so something must be right;)

[IALuder]

.............:| ...............

[CD5Passion]

:D hey i had to defend myself

[black95gs-t]

Originally posted by SFKing
i personally would not suck my own cock if i could.
Hell, I'd never leave the house.

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by black95gs-t
Hell, I'd never leave the house.

The pure and simple truth...right there.

[IALuder]

lol :D Nice.

[ebpda9]

i know you would just to get socks ;)

[BlackWolf]

Well hell, if I could, I wouldn't leave the house either.........:yes:

[GT40FIED]

Well that's a given.

[BlackWolf]

Meow!


;) :kiss:

[GT40FIED]

Yeah...just lemme know if ya need any help. Haha!

[FlooredAccord]

Wow, first of all, this thread made me laugh until I ;( . Second, I had no idea, nor did I want to know, that everybody on this forum spanks da monkey. As for myself, it really depends on if I have a girlfriend or getting laid regularly, if I'm not, it's like all the time @ least once a day. All my Vida Guerra pictures are messed up and that really pisses me off.

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by FlooredAccord
everybody on this forum spanks da monkey

I prefer the term flogging the dolphin, harboring the fugitive, roughing up the suspect, or burping the nephew, thank you very much.

[BlackWolf]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
Yeah...just lemme know if ya need any help. Haha!


Anytime hun, anytime! :yes:

:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

[IALuder]

man, im so jealious of GT40 now. i wish i could "give you a hand" black wolf.;) :kiss:

[GT40FIED]

That's right...bow down to me.

[IALuder]

wow GT40 is a dictator of anna land.....:D:D:D

[mavaaoife]

Wow.. Steve isnt at all big headed...:rolleyes:

[Rob]

Originally posted by SFKing
wow GT40 is a dictator of anna land.....:D:D:D
Damn....I :bow: to the dictator

[GT40FIED]

Damn straight...and I rule with an iron fist. Or not. :D

[IALuder]

lmao :D:D

and the ego gets bigger.:no:

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by SFKing
lmao :D:D

and the ego gets bigger.:no:

Ummm...that's not my ego. HAHA!

[IALuder]

hahaha :D:D:D

ego my waffel

[GT40FIED]

Ummm...yeah...that...too?

[Violent Apathy]

roffle my waffle

[IALuder]

you what to waffel nasty.....:|

[GT40FIED]

i have no fuking clue what you two nancy boys are talking about.

[ebpda9]

lol, so now we need a sockman and violent apathy to english dictionary ;)

[IALuder]

Nice...sockman....i dont know where you could have ever came up with that handman..:D:D:D


and it "Lego my ego." now do you understand.

[CD5Passion]

roffle..waffle..sockman..handman...what the hell is going on in here

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by SFKing
and it "Lego my ego." now do you understand.

That is so grammatically incorrect I scarcely know where to begin. First of all...the ego is 1/3 of Freud's idea of the human psyche, accompanied by the id and super ego. An Eggo is a tasty breakfast treat that will also help with hangovers if eaten before bed. Plus "it" should be followed by and apostrophe and an "s", the first letter of any sentence should be capitalized, and since you asked a question there should be a question mark rather than a period. All hail the grammar nazi...me.:D

[IALuder]

^fuck you grammerman.:D:D

[CD5Passion]

Sigmund Freud was awesome

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by Shardsofxapril
Sigmund Freud was awesome

Yes...he and I have something in common. Haha! Ok...back to the topic of roughin' up the suspect...do you guys/gals find that if you go longer without doing it that it's over a lot quicker? I figure, much like actual sex, the longer you go, the shorter you last when you get back in the game. Thoughts? Humerous stories?

[IALuder]

hahaha humerous stories..:D:D i figured off all people you would know. :D:D

[CD5Passion]

I would agree with you on that one. course I've heard it said that if you want to last alittle long make sure to .."flog the dolphin" a few hours prior to having sex and it should help ya last alittle longer:cool:

[FlooredAccord]

^That's what I heard too. Wonder if it's true. Ah, well, better get to practice!

[IALuder]

well maybe i should try this. now that i gurl!!!!:cool:

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by Shardsofxapril
I would agree with you on that one. course I've heard it said that if you want to last alittle long make sure to .."flog the dolphin" a few hours prior to having sex and it should help ya last alittle longer:cool:

Or you could just have the chick go down on your before sex. That way you last longer and you're not doing all the work.

And yes Floored, it's true.

[IALuder]

^that is a way better idea. :yes:

[CD5Passion]

^ here here:yes:

[SolPol]

Originally posted by SFKing
^fuck you grammerman.:D:D

When making fun of someone by calling him the grammer (sic) man, one should spell grammAr correctly, thus not opening himself up to more ridicule.

Matter of fact, I'm a little disappointed in Steve for not catching that :no:

[SolPol]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
Yes...he and I have something in common. Haha! Ok...back to the topic of roughin' up the suspect...do you guys/gals find that if you go longer without doing it that it's over a lot quicker? I figure, much like actual sex, the longer you go, the shorter you last when you get back in the game. Thoughts? Humerous stories?

So true man, so true. Hell I broke up with my girl a couple weeks ago and she was by the house the other day and we had a quick roll (hehe) and I was like, "Damn man, I just cut my time down to about a quarter of what it used to be. " And it had been like a week and a half. Quite strange. It's ok though, before her it had been like two years since I'd gotten some, so a quarter of what I'd worked up to was still like 4 times longer than when we first started ;)

Get all that?

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by SolPol
When making fun of someone by calling him the grammer (sic) man, one should spell grammAr correctly, thus not opening himself up to more ridicule.

Matter of fact, I'm a little disappointed in Steve for not catching that :no:

Oh trust me...I noticed...but I figured that, after correcting his grammar, if he continued to bastardize the english language it was NOT my responsibility. :D

[SolPol]

Yeah I kinda figured. But hey what fun is the internet if you can't make fun of perfect strangers ;)

[IALuder]

:D:D

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by SolPol
Yeah I kinda figured. But hey what fun is the internet if you can't make fun of perfect strangers ;)

Which Kevin Smith movie was it where Jason Lee said "That's what the internet is FOR...slandering others anonymously."?

[Violent Apathy]

I think it was Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

[SolPol]

It most certainly was.

[GT40FIED]

That's what I thought. Now excuse me...I'm off to sander you all anonymously.

[SolPol]

Not if I do it first pal :cool:

[GT40FIED]

Oh I think I've got you beat there dude.

[IALuder]

i got you both beat. no shut the fuck up!

[GT40FIED]

Ben, I am so gonna kick your virtual ass. By the way...you new girl sent me a message...

http://img53.exs.cx/img53/927/owned20.jpg

[FlooredAccord]

^That's hella wrong.(the pic)

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by FlooredAccord
^That's hella wrong.(the pic)

:D But that's what makes it so damned funny. Thanks to Derek, btw for sending me that pic for malicious use.

[CD5Passion]

:D :D :D
so who is this girl now?

[IALuder]

oh how dare you cross the many lines you just did. :D:D:D:D:D

funny shit. i give yea that.

[GT40FIED]

Hey...blame Derek. I told him I was so going to use that to fuck with people. Hahaha! Plus it's just classic in it's wrongness.

[ebpda9]

Originally posted by SFKing
oh how dare you cross the many lines you just did. :D:D:D:D:D

funny shit. i give yea that.

i thought you crossed the line "using socks" while staring at that pic :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Rob]

I'm a little sick right now...so I was laughing so hard at that I started choking and I think I almost shit myself :paranoid:

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by AccordinStyle
I'm a little sick right now...so I was laughing so hard at that I started choking and I think I almost shit myself :paranoid:

......:spam:

[Rob]

Originally posted by Shardsofxapril
......:spam:
...fuck off :kiss:

[CD5Passion]

;)

[IALuder]

hahahahha:D:D:D

[GT40FIED]

Man this thread rules. I kick so much ass. I love me.

[ewaugh]

well, isn't that obvious, look at the title of the thread you started.

[ebpda9]

lol, well last night on tv i got to the end of a report where they were saying that the average american spends a lot of time surfing porn. i know i did my part ;)

[IALuder]

i have done my part plus the part of 5 more people!!!

[GT40FIED]

Hell...if you harnessed the power of the frequency of my masturbation, you could argueably power a small city.

[CD5Passion]

:pukey

[GT40FIED]

You know you liked it bitch. Haha!:D

[IALuder]

lol, thats completely wrong in all ways possible.

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by SFKing
lol, thats completely wrong in all ways possible.

Yet, because of my awesomeness, it somehow works.

[ewaugh]

I can hold ~700 watts for at least 2 hours, 1100W during a sprint.

I'm talking about a bike

[IALuder]

i power the whole midwest.

[rushb18]

best thread i have ever seen on a forum..some funny shit but the question should have asked this to when did you find out you can spank tha monkey play in tha grass all that...

[GT40FIED]

I think I was 10 or 11. Hard to remember. Booze makes me forget.

[IALuder]

somewhere around 13.

[CD5Passion]

thinkin I was around 12 years....but I can't remember

[GT40FIED]

I think it all depends on when you hit puberty. I hit mine early...probably around 10 or so. And with puberty comes treating your body like an amusement park. Score! :thumbsup:

[IALuder]

lol its true.

no the question is did you beat off or wack it first?

and when was your first time?

i wacked it first. then when i was 15 i had sex. ahh man good time in high school!

[Kool-Aid]

I don't feel like going back through the pages to find the question but I am assuming that the question is about the first time you'd masturbated...correct?

[IALuder]

no when you first learned about the birds and the bees.

[Kool-Aid]

The first time I had sex was when I was 14. I had missed the bus home and this senior that had been eyeing me had offered to take me home. When I got home, nobody was home and I didn't have the key to my place so he took me somewhere and took care of his business. To this minute of the day...I regret it because I didn't know what I was getting into. Hell, I didn't even know what sex was yet...and now that I think about it...that jackass took complete advantage of me...on the good note of that...I made sure my siblings know what's goin on about it... :|

[IALuder]

im sorry. :no: :no: :no:

[mavaaoife]

Ehh my first time for any sexual activity was 14 in Hs.. but my actual first time having sex was 18... my freshman year of college... damn frat boys....

[CD5Passion]

I first had sex when I was 17, in junior year of highschool
.....HAVENT had sex since December 2003;(

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by Shardsofxapril
.....HAVENT had sex since December 2003;(

Oh quit yer bitchin. I can easily beat that.

[IALuder]

man, i havent had sex for 4 days. hahahhaim so luckie!!!:cool:

[Rob]

15

and I haven't had sex since 9:30 pm last night ;( :nana:

[CD5Passion]

:mad: *see title located in signature* haha

[IALuder]

:D:D:D:D

[Kool-Aid]

Modesty forbids my bragging about my sexual activity...he he he J/K ;)

[IALuder]

oh come on. we want details...:yes:

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by SFKing
oh come on. we want details...:yes:

No Ben...YOU want details cuz you're a leg humper.:D I am perfectly fine not knowing a woman's sexual exploits.

[IALuder]

whats wrong with leg humping?

[GT40FIED]

Nothing...to an extent. I just don't think some of the guys here realize the difference between good fun and a statement that can make a chick a little uncomfortable. Word.

[IALuder]

oh, sorry. i didnt mean to make anyone feel uncomfortable.

[GT40FIED]

In that case, hump away!:D :flick:

[IALuder]

i have been. i dont have to listen to you. :|

[GT40FIED]

LMAO. Well nobody does...it just helps cuz I'm so freakin awesome.:D

[IALuder]

without me its justs



AWESOME!!

[GT40FIED]

So here's a question that just popped into my head. Men only...sorry ladies (and Darin:D). Anyway, what's the "angle of yer dangle"? I've always swung a bit to the left and so have most guys who I've talked to about it...but I wonder if it's universal. Your thoughts?

[IALuder]

i dangle to the left.
maybe if you dangle to the right your gay and to left your straight:confused:

[Rob]

First of all...LMAO at the crack at Darin...it's funny how you and I always seem to be able to slip that into a topic/conversation...

Second, left....

[ebpda9]

left too. i guess it's all because of ms. right ;)

[GT40FIED]

It sounds to me like a conspiracy.:paranoid: I've never known a guy who swung to the right.

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by AccordinStyle
First of all...LMAO at the crack at Darin...it's funny how you and I always seem to be able to slip that into a topic/conversation...


yeah.....funny shit ya bastard;)

I'm a lefty...maybe its in correlation with what hand you use??...i dont know just a thought:confused:

[IALuder]

it could be. if we knew someone left handed we be able to find out.

[CD5Passion]

*GASP* this thread is dieing out!

[mavaaoife]

it is.. :(

[CD5Passion]

i cant let this happen!..comeon!... Steve..ROb make fun of me and bring it back to life:cool:

[IALuder]

........or we could just change the topic agian to something about sex...

[CD5Passion]

that just might work too

[GT40FIED]

Fucking hell...I go away for a weekend and look what happens. Do I need to sit at my computer 24/7? Do I?! No...I don't. Haha! Hmmm....topics topics. Ok...here's one that's a little personal but an interesting point for research. How many people here engaged in anal sex (the guys preferably on the giving end and the ladies hopefully on the recieving end...but what you do in your personal time is your business)?

[IALuder]

i never have had anal sex with a chick. the thought of poop on my dick really urks me.

[GT40FIED]

With a condom I don't think it'd really be all that bad. I had a chance once...a missed opportunity.:no:

[IALuder]

hahah. i guess with a condom, it might not be so bad.

everyone misses opportunitys they wish they could have back.

[Rob]

O.K....first of all I have had anal sex with 3 females...all three at their request...2 of them had never tried it before and wanted to see what it was like.....of those two, one liked it...the other said she felt violated...hehe..

Second of all, Darin still has a small penis :D

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by AccordinStyle
Second of all, Darin still has a small penis :D

LMFAO....oh man...so random and yet still funny.

[ebpda9]

Originally posted by AccordinStyle
Second of all, Darin still has a small penis :D

i thought he had no penis :o ;)

[GT40FIED]

Well the other boys wouldn't like that much, now would they? Haha!

Also...why am I not suprised that Rob's butt-bang number so high? Filthy filthy manwhore.

[IALuder]

1) i read the above post first, i went straight to last page, and thought gt40 ment rob got fucked in the ass. :D:D:D

2) how does rob and stefan know so much about darin penis?

[BlackWolf]

Ok, I'll admit. I've done it and liked it, more than several times. It takes some getting used to but it is different and pleasurable. One of my ultimate fantasies is to get a DP but since I'm not with anyone right now, I really don't see that happening any time soon. :|

[ebpda9]

Originally posted by SFKing
2) how does rob and stefan know so much about darin penis?

he send us pics asking us to butt fuck him ;)

[mavaaoife]

wow.. you know the sad part about that.. is they looked at the pic....:no: :rolleyes:

[IALuder]

^bingo, nasty. i knew they had homotendacy.....

blackwolf, why do you want to get DP? just something you havent tried?

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by SFKing
^bingo, nasty. i knew they had homotendacy.....

Homotendancy? Ben, my friend...I do believe you just pulled a Bush. I believe the phrase is homoerotic tendencies. But I agree...those boys aren't right.

[ebpda9]

like sockfuckers are right anyways

[BlackWolf]

It's more something that I've always wanted to do since the first time I tried it the other way. Same with wanting to be with two guys at the same time. I just have these fantasies that I don't think I would ever be able to finalize but it is still fun to think about it. There are a couple of guys here at work I'd really like to do until they couldn't walk straight but the possibility that the above would ever happen is the same of a snowball's chance in hell. Just something I think about from time to time. So I have a penis fetish, like some of the others on this board but I'm not saying who.

[mavaaoife]

hey.. Im not shy about saying I have an oral fetish... I have been told by every guy i've given head to I was their best.. some girls like giving head.. I happen to be one of them. But I've heard that its so much better from a girl who liked to give it then one who doesnt want to... but when it comes to guys im tease period. my boyfriend will tell you... I tease him to no end.. but I also please.. I know how to keep my man happy but to keep it interesting.. thats how ya gotta do it. Now every guy asks me if I have the fantasy of being with 2 guys.. and I say no.. because i dont share my men, whats mine is mine.... period.

[Rob]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
Also...why am I not suprised that Rob's butt-bang number so high? Filthy filthy manwhore.
Am not :paranoid:

and Ren...when did you become part of my hate club??

[mavaaoife]

Darin hired me...He told me if i didnt... he'd kill me... j/k nah it seemed like the in thing to do.. so i did it...

[Rob]

Originally posted by Mycivicjust8u
Darin hired me...He told me if i didnt... he'd kill me... j/k nah it seemed like the in thing to do.. so i did it...
Well...since it's all about me...I'll allow it ;)

[IALuder]

hahah, and we gian more members slowly..:D

[mylittlecivic]

It's only natural for us ladies to have a penis fetish.... Or an oral one heh:bandit:

[IALuder]

i got an ass fetish so to speak. if i see a chick with a nice tight ass, im all over like white on rice.

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by mylittlecivic
It's only natural for us ladies to have a penis fetish.... Or an oral one heh:bandit:

Haha...so which one do you have Anna? :D

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
Haha...so which one do you have Anna? :D

question on every guys mind I'm sure

[IALuder]

i hope its penis.....;)

plus if you have a penis fetish, wouldnt that make you want to give it head?

[BlackWolf]

^^^ I think he finally understands...................:yes:

but I like to do other things with them and to them also. :yes:

[Wren57]

I'm back... :)

penis fetish eh? sounds like my ex, she couldn't get enough of it... touching every chance she got, even randomly in public.... *sigh*

anyway, I'd love to hear some more fetishes yall have. My main fetish is oddly enough a smile; if a girl has a nice smile, I can't get enough of her...

[BlackWolf]

Hey Boo! Welcome back!

Yeah, that's my main one right now 'cept my problem is now I can't get any. Long story short, partly because of the lack there of, I've been thinking and drinking too much lately. God, self pity hurts.

But enough of me, what about you guys? Any of you have a foot fetish? I've never really understood that so if anyone could explain..............??

[Rob]

Originally posted by mylittlecivic
It's only natural for us ladies to have a penis fetish.... Or an oral one heh:bandit:
http://www.nvnews.net/vbulletin/images/smilies/afraid7.gif

[AkimboStylee]

^why does that look so worng right now!

[IALuder]

hahaha, :D

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by krwheeler85
^why does that look so worng right now!

Oh...I dunno...I was under the impression that Rob liked giving guys head. Haha!

Sorry Rob...you can only dish so much out before it comes back your way.:D

[mavaaoife]

^:toofunny: See you get what u give rob!! :toofunny:

[ebpda9]

Originally posted by Mycivicjust8u
^:toofunny: See you get what u give rob!! :toofunny:

me and rob making fun of others: funny,
others making fun of us: funny,
us banning everyone else's ass: Priceless ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

[Rob]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
Sorry Rob...you can only dish so much out before it comes back your way.:D
Oh Oh..o.k. Steve...I thought we had a pact against Darin but now you have officially opened up the flood gates buddy ;)
Originally posted by Mycivicjust8u
^:toofunny: See you get what u give rob!! :toofunny:
I see how it is Ren...but I'll let it slide since you have enlightened us with your talents....hehe
Originally posted by Mycivicjust8u
hey.. Im not shy about saying I have an oral fetish... I have been told by every guy i've given head to I was their best.. some girls like giving head.. I happen to be one of them.
Originally posted by hondaman-iac
me and rob making fun of others: funny,
others making fun of us: funny,
us banning everyone else's ass: Priceless ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
:D

[IALuder]

hahaha, its a total war now. no one has pacts anymore hahaha.

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by AccordinStyle
Oh Oh..o.k. Steve...I thought we had a pact against Darin but now you have officially opened up the flood gates buddy ;)

Oh we do...but you just left yourself too open on that one.

[CD5Passion]

and we all know steve likes to take advantage of those openings (whether they be male or female):paranoid:

[IALuder]

hahaha darin strikes back, hahaha.

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by Shardsofxapril
and we all know steve likes to take advantage of those openings (whether they be male or female):paranoid:

Now see...this is why we give you shit.:D That would've been great if you'd just stuck with the gay angle. But you had to throw in the part about chicks, too. Clever...but it could've been funnier.

[CD5Passion]

hey man I gotta give you some credit for the heterosexual lovin:D

[ebpda9]

lol, so now steve is bangin' darin :confused: ;)

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
lol, so now steve is bangin' darin :confused: ;)

Nooooo way man. I don't want my fingerprints on that trainwreck.

[IALuder]

hahaha:D this thread just get longer and better.

[mavaaoife]

So steve is bangin rob? Im confused...:confused:

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
lol, so now steve is bangin' darin :confused: ;)

uhoh Stefan you getting jealous?

[GT40FIED]

^ Do you even have to ask?

[CD5Passion]

:D

[ebpda9]

i am not getting jealous at all. plus remeber who is the mod here ;)

[GT40FIED]

True...but remember who is more awesome. :D

[ebpda9]

yeah, there is no question about it. it's you in darin's eyes :)

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
yeah, there is no question about it. it's you in darin's eyes :)
only if it where down the scope of a rifle;) jfwy

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by Shardsofxapril
only if it where down the scope of a rifle;) jfwy

Sorry Darin...I can't be killed. There can be only one!

[Wren57]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
There can be only one!

...HIGHLANDER! :pfft:

[BlackWolf]

Oh no you just dinnit! :rolleyes:

Anyone who watches the show KNOWS Adrian Paul is the BOMB! Damn that white boy is FINE!......plus the scottish accent doesn't hurt either.....;)

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by highlander
...HIGHLANDER! :pfft:
ROFL:toofunny:

[CD5Passion]

thank god for aqua teen hunger force

[BlackWolf]

Now that's funny!! ^^^

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by BlackWolf
Anyone who watches the show KNOWS Adrian Paul is the BOMB! Damn that white boy is FINE!......plus the scottish accent doesn't hurt either.....;)

How about Christopher "There can be only one" Lambert? You not gonna show him any love? Oh well...I hated Highlander movies...and the show.

Nice pice Darin:D. I still like the Sealab 2021 quote better. "There can be only none!".

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by GT40FIED

Nice pice Darin:D. I still like the Sealab 2021 quote better. "There can be only none!".

lol I havent seen that episode of sealab, i just think its hilarious when master shake gets fried by the lightning and he falls over on fire and his eye falls offlol

[BlackWolf]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
How about Christopher "There can be only one" Lambert?


Easy, I'm not real fond of blondes, even though I am one, I guess it's just a blonde thing..............pun inteneded. :rolleyes: ;)

[GT40FIED]

You and your discriminatory behavior! I was blonde once...until I was about 8. Oh...wait...that doesn't matter at all. Fuck it.

[BlackWolf]

Huh?^^ HEY! I was a toehead when I was little too!

Dark haired men is just a sexy preference hun. I've gone out with lighter haired guys before because their great personalities make up for their lack there of ..........hehehehe LOL! I'm probably the least discriminatory person you'll ever meet. Probably the horniest but not discriminatory. :yes:

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by BlackWolf
Huh?^^ HEY! I was a toehead when I was little too!
. Probably the horniest but not discriminatory. :yes:

oh yea?;)

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by Shardsofxapril
oh yea?;)

Like there was ever any question.

[BlackWolf]

You know it!!!!!!!!!!;)

[Rob]

Originally posted by Mycivicjust8u
So steve is bangin rob? Im confused...:confused:
Whoa Whoa whoa...he hasn't even bought me dinner yet :paranoid:

[CD5Passion]

Originally posted by Rob
Whoa Whoa whoa...he hasn't even bought me dinner yet :paranoid:

haha robs a slut

[IALuder]

^we knew that.

man three pages to read to just get back up to speed in this thread. gad damn. lol :D:D:D:D

[ebpda9]

had any good socks lately ? ;)

[GT40FIED]

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
had any good socks lately ? ;)

:toofunny: :toofunny: