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11-19-2002, 03:05 PM
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3rd Gear
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Lost at Sea
Now this joke may be a little offensive to some...
Three men were stranded at sea. After several days of hunger and thirst, One man says..."I will slice a piece of my calf so we can all eat from it, Tonight we eat meat!"  All the men rejoiced. A few days later, The men complain of being hungry. another man stands up and says..."I will slice a piece of my ass cheek so we can all eat from it, Tonight we will eat steak!"  All the men rejoiced. A couple of days pass and the men, again, complained of hunger. The two men who gave meat were upset that the third guy hasn't given them anything to kill their hunger. After hours of discussion, the third guy stands up and pulls out his peepee. One of the guys says, "Yes, hotdog!" The third guy replies, "Hotdog my ass...Have some warm Milk and shut the Hell up!"  All the men rejoiced. |
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11-19-2002, 03:39 PM
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EEEEEWWWWWWWW
DUDE....that's WRONG!!!! What's wrong with you. I mean, that's just NASTY!!!  |
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11-19-2002, 04:00 PM
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11-19-2002, 04:05 PM
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11-19-2002, 04:08 PM
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Thought Police
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i guess i shouldnt laugh
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11-19-2002, 04:25 PM
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no you can't, unless the idea of a mouth full of cum makes you wanna laugh then by all means laugh. ... i think i'm gonna be sick |
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11-19-2002, 04:27 PM
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Insomniac Moderator
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That just ruined my day
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11-19-2002, 04:29 PM
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THE GENERAL
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OMG.. why did I click..
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11-19-2002, 04:54 PM
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Repost Wagon
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LMAO
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11-19-2002, 07:36 PM
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Why are you laughing? |
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11-19-2002, 07:53 PM
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That's sick
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11-19-2002, 07:59 PM
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Repost Wagon
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cause i knew the joke and my sick mind finds it funny
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11-19-2002, 08:09 PM
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You need help!!! Lots of it!!! |
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11-19-2002, 08:11 PM
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Repost Wagon
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sorry but my pschiatrist went psycho trying to help me out 
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11-19-2002, 09:11 PM
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3rd Gear
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Im sorry about the joke...I knew it would offend some, but I thought it would get more of a laugh than it did.
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11-19-2002, 09:13 PM
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Thought Police
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i dont like the thought of cock in mouth, but i laughed at the a outcome of the joke.
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11-19-2002, 09:22 PM
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Repost Wagon
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don't worry about it.
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11-19-2002, 10:08 PM
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lol
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11-19-2002, 10:25 PM
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right
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11-19-2002, 10:40 PM
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lol you guys are funny......its a joke, i have heard much sicker stuff than that
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11-19-2002, 11:56 PM
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