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Daviso27 11-19-2002 03:05 PM

Lost at Sea
 
Now this joke may be a little offensive to some...

Three men were stranded at sea. After several days of hunger and thirst, One man says..."I will slice a piece of my calf so we can all eat from it, Tonight we eat meat!" :spam:

All the men rejoiced.

A few days later, The men complain of being hungry. another man stands up and says..."I will slice a piece of my ass cheek so we can all eat from it, Tonight we will eat steak!":moon:

All the men rejoiced.

A couple of days pass and the men, again, complained of hunger. The two men who gave meat were upset that the third guy hasn't given them anything to kill their hunger. After hours of discussion, the third guy stands up and pulls out his peepee. One of the guys says, "Yes, hotdog!" The third guy replies, "Hotdog my ass...Have some warm Milk and shut the Hell up!":eek:

All the men rejoiced.

juvenile 11-19-2002 03:39 PM

EEEEEWWWWWWWW
DUDE....that's WRONG!!!!
What's wrong with you.
I mean, that's just NASTY!!! :pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey

mt.biker 11-19-2002 04:00 PM

:pukey :pukey :pukey

Senshi 11-19-2002 04:05 PM

:pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey

ChrisCantSkate 11-19-2002 04:08 PM

i guess i shouldnt laugh :crazy:

mt.biker 11-19-2002 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ChrisCantSkate
i guess i shouldnt laugh :crazy:


no you can't, unless the idea of a mouth full of cum makes you wanna laugh then by all means laugh.:pukey ... i think i'm gonna be sick

94_AcCoRd_EX 11-19-2002 04:27 PM

That just ruined my day :pukey

Accord Man 11-19-2002 04:29 PM

OMG.. why did I click..

ebpda9 11-19-2002 04:54 PM

LMAO

juvenile 11-19-2002 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
LMAO


Why are you laughing?

a96710 11-19-2002 07:53 PM

That's sick

ebpda9 11-19-2002 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juvenile
Why are you laughing?

cause i knew the joke and my sick mind finds it funny :crazy:

juvenile 11-19-2002 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
cause i knew the joke and my sick mind finds it funny :crazy:

You need help!!! Lots of it!!!

ebpda9 11-19-2002 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juvenile
You need help!!! Lots of it!!!

sorry but my pschiatrist went psycho trying to help me out :crazy: ;)

Daviso27 11-19-2002 09:11 PM

Im sorry about the joke...I knew it would offend some, but I thought it would get more of a laugh than it did.

ChrisCantSkate 11-19-2002 09:13 PM

i dont like the thought of cock in mouth, but i laughed at the a outcome of the joke.

ebpda9 11-19-2002 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Daviso27
Im sorry about the joke...I knew it would offend some, but I thought it would get more of a laugh than it did.



don't worry about it.

Kyle 11-19-2002 10:08 PM

lol

firstgeardude 11-19-2002 10:25 PM

right :pukey :pukey :crazy:

PoleMan14 11-19-2002 10:40 PM

lol you guys are funny......its a joke, i have heard much sicker stuff than that

ShEaNy 11-19-2002 11:56 PM

:pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey :pukey :no:


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