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05-18-2003, 01:35 AM
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Prayers-Male vs. Female
Female Prayer
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, one who's handsome, smart and strong, one who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks, when he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, and never attempt to hit on my friend. As I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the creep you sent me instead. Amen. MALE PRAYER: ================ I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store. Amen. |
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05-18-2003, 01:38 AM
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oldie but goodie
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05-18-2003, 09:27 AM
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Not exactly my prayer, but close enough I suppose.
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05-18-2003, 08:02 PM
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Re: Prayers-Male vs. Female
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Thats definately a stereo typical prayer...that aint my prayer either. |
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05-18-2003, 11:44 PM
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Shut up you butt loving religious freaks (JUST KIDDING)...she's DAMN RIGHT....so where do you find these chicks and how much do they cost? May the lord forgive me.
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05-18-2003, 11:46 PM
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my prayer:
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05-19-2003, 12:23 AM
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don't believe in a set religion myself...anything's possible
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05-19-2003, 12:57 AM
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my prayer....moo
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05-19-2003, 12:01 PM
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whats your prayer babyface?
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05-19-2003, 12:51 PM
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I want alot more then that, but its a good start
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05-20-2003, 11:46 PM
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yeah but if she's a deaf mute, she can't be "loud" if you get my drift. Sorry, read the loud vs quiet thread just now.
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05-21-2003, 04:59 PM
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Re: Re: Prayers-Male vs. Female
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Stereotypes are BUNDLES OF FUN!! --end brain activity-- |
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05-21-2003, 05:12 PM
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Actually-can't they make some sounds-but to us they just sound retarded... but they make sound nonetheless... Maybe they do that retarded sound when they can't contain themselves?  |
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