Prayers-Male vs. Female
 

Female Prayer

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, one who's handsome, smart and strong, one who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks, when he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, and never attempt to hit on my friend. As I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the creep you sent me instead.
Amen.

MALE PRAYER: ================

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a
liquor store.
Amen.

oldie but goodie

Not exactly my prayer, but close enough I suppose. :D

Re: Prayers-Male vs. Female
 

Thats definately a stereo typical prayer...that aint my prayer either.

Shut up you butt loving religious freaks (JUST KIDDING)...she's DAMN RIGHT....so where do you find these chicks and how much do they cost? May the lord forgive me.

my prayer:

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don't believe in a set religion myself...anything's possible:cool:

my prayer....moo

whats your prayer babyface?

I want alot more then that, but its a good start:cool:

yeah but if she's a deaf mute, she can't be "loud" if you get my drift. Sorry, read the loud vs quiet thread just now.

Re: Re: Prayers-Male vs. Female
 

Stereotypes are BUNDLES OF FUN!!

--end brain activity--

Actually-can't they make some sounds-but to us they just sound retarded... but they make sound nonetheless...

Maybe they do that retarded sound when they can't contain themselves? :confused: