.:HSTuners::::Hondas Wanted:: |
03-11-2003, 12:02 PM
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4th Gear
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: York, Pa
Age: 45
Posts: 952
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Yeah right, I wish....
Could we be so lucky.....
 LADIES' PRAYER Lord before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "How big's my behind? " One who'll make love till my body's a'twitchin, In the hall, in the garden and in the kitchen! I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never attempt to hit on my friend. Amen A GUY'S PRAYER: Lord, I pray for a nympho with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and likes to fish and watch football. Amen Ha, so typical
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