Yeah right, I wish....
 

Could we be so lucky.....:rolleyes:

LADIES' PRAYER
Lord before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man,
who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big's my behind?
" One who'll make love till my body's a'twitchin,
In the hall, in the garden and in the kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
Amen



A GUY'S PRAYER:
Lord, I pray for a nympho with huge boobs who owns a liquor store
and likes to fish and watch football. Amen


Ha, so typical

Hehe :D :D

LOFL

Bahhhh....if that's a woman's prayer then why are they always going after the assholes.......as matter of fact, I think I've already started to convert to assholisism for just that reason........

no shit. i knew you were one before rob ;) jfwy

haha:)

:moon:

Ok. We don't go after the @ssholes. Ok, let me tell you what has been happening with me & dating. I'll meet a guy. He'll seem all nice and sweet and all that. Then BAM. They all have about a 2 week expiration date. They're all trying to just get in my pants and they don't think I'm smart enough to realize it OR they're just total psychos with big time issues. Maybe I should start going out with the ones that seem like @ssholes because then they'll turn good after a few weeks. Instead of the other way around.

Melissa, there are very few females that are just looking for a normal nice guy....most go after the ones that have alot going for them in one way or another and those are the guys that can be picky so of course they are going to be assholes. Me, I like to treat the girl that I am with like a girl should be treated and with that, I usually wind up getting ****ed over. I have met one girl and let me repeat ONE girl in the past 3 yrs that I have actually thought was worth my time...shitty part is, she's already taken....

:tp: you need some :banana:

I just would like someone normal. I don't care what kind of car a guy has. Why should that matter? I have a car that I love. I don't want someone to spend money on me. I have a good job that lets me live comfortably. I don't care who knows who or that he could get us into this place or that one. Yeah, me and my XBF have been broken up for a year in April. After that, I had one relationship that lasted for about 2 months until that one turned into an asshole. I guess he just had one of those longer expiration dates. There's was another one that I dated for a few weeks that I have a restraining order on now. There are a whole lot of other morons that I could tell you about too but I would be here until next week doing so. I'm telling you. The past year has been nothing but headaches and assholes.

Well, if you're ever in Mississippi..............

Ok, well...if I'm ever in Mississippi I'll come and check you out and if you're ever in Connecticut, you have to do the same. AND we have to race. ;)

oh....is that right??? :cool:

btw, you have a PM ;)

Oh yes. We could race. I can't even imagine racing my car right now. Just to get to drive it would be good for me. Damn sand and rocks. btw, YOU have a pm. :yes:

I'm in Mississippi ;) LOL :D

Erin this looked awfully familiar.........:yes: ;)

but dude......*whispers* you're a dude :paranoid:

anyone in wisconsin????..lol

I have a friend that is from there originally and he said that he has hit several cows with his car.

How about Jersey? Jersey? Anyone?

NO GOOD!!!!

No, I know. Tell me about it. I hit a deer and it messed me all up and that's what he told me to try and make me feel better. I'm not from NJ but I'm there quite often for car shows. Last one I went to was Fall Nationals.

You coming down anytime soon? I'm way up in the NW corner here. Anyway, I actually hit a deer myself a few weeks ago. Got lucky though, just a fender.

Um, hmmmm. I'm not really sure. I was thinking about checking out the Import Survival Series races @ Old Englishtown on 3/23 but I'm not sure as of yet. I'll be driving through NJ Saturday on my way to PA for Hot Import Night.

Damn, I forgot about that. Where is it? Philly right? I need to get down there for that.

Yup. It's at the Philadelphia Convention Center and the address is 1101 Arch St, Philaelphia, Pa. 19107 (In case you wanted to get directions). Doors open at 5 and tix are $25.

Thanks ;)

No problem. I just think it would be a hell of a lot cooler if I got to enter my own car. That's no one's fault but my own though.

Yeah, I'm not ready to enter mine either. I need a paint job first. And a few other things. Thanks again though, maybe I'll see ya there. ;)

Cool.

Yeah buddy

Did you ever go to this particular show?

No, I almost went last year, but I didn't make it.

It's all indoor, right? I was going to wear a skirt but I'm not about that if it's outdoor at all.

I'm pretty sure it is all indoors yeah. They'd be crazy to have people outside at this time of year.

Skirts are always nice by the way. What are you lookin' like anyway? It'd be hard to spot you there without knowing what you look like.