a few jokes

Originally posted by mt.biker
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an
electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes,
I'm positive..."

OMG that's my roommate's favorite joke. But he tells it where two atoms bump into one another.....details, details.

His second favorite joke is:

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "Hey, for you....no charge." bu-dum ching!

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