a few jokes
 

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother
Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
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I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he
couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. And he said, 'no, the
steaks are too high.'
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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an
electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes,
I'm positive..."


a few are real corny but I like the 1 in 5 joke!

OMG... Booooooh Booooooh!!! :pukey


j/k...

LOL...I'm Chinese

they're aren't the best by far.....

Re: a few jokes
 

took me a sec...but i got it...lol
thats the best one IMO.

i liked the electron one. :crazy:

Haha but corny.

the electron one was really corny... sumthin that you hear a teacher tellin the class... i remember last year in math my teacher made corny jokes about formulas... i'd laugh though... i like corny jokes
the first one is the best ;)

cause your chinese too right? just like me

LMAO.. plus im italian and black ;)

Yeah the 1-5 joke is pretty good.
I liked them.
Kind of something different from the other jokes.

Re: a few jokes
 

OMG that's my roommate's favorite joke. But he tells it where two atoms bump into one another.....details, details.

His second favorite joke is:

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "Hey, for you....no charge." bu-dum ching!

b

lol

ahahaa:D:D

1 in 5
 

That 1 in 5 was awesome. Good call. :banghead: :D :D