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04-10-2004, 06:36 PM
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Nice. It sounds like a variation of the old joke:
Guy walks into a bar with a briefcase and sits down. He orders a beer and procedes to pull a small piano out of his briefcase and then a tiny little man who begins playing the piano. The bartender looks at him with a confused expression but says nothing. His curiosity gets the best of him and he asks about the tiny man. The man replies "I found this bottle with a genie who can't get my wishes right". "What do you mean?", the bartender asks. "Well, watch" says the man, "I wish for a million bucks". Instantly the bar is filled with male deer. The man sighs and sips his beer. "Oh...I see" says the bartender. The man looks up from his beer and replies "Yeah...you think I asked for a 12" pianist?" *Insert drumroll and rimshot here*
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