Wish come true
 

>
> -----
> A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him,
> and as he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their order.
>
> The man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to
> the ostrich. "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
>
> A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be
$6.40
> please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out exact
> change
for
> payment.
>
> The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says,
> "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and the ostrich says,
"I'll
> have the same." Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays
> with exact change.
>
> This becomes a routine until late one evening, the two enter again.
> "The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will
> have a steak, baked potato and salad," says the man. "Same for me,"
> says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress comes w with the
> order and says, "That will be $12.62." Once again the man pulls exact
> change out of his pocket and places it on the table.
>
> The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me,
> sir.
How
> do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your
> pocket every time?" "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was
> cleaning the attic and I found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie
> appeared and
offered
> me two wishes.
>
> My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, just put my
> hand in my pocket, and the right amount of money would always be
> there."
>
> "That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish for a
million
> dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as
> long as you live!" "That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk or a
> Rolls
Royce,
> the exact money is always there," says the man.
>
> The waitress asks, "One other thing, sir, what's with the ostrich?"
> The
man
> sighs and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with long
legs
> who agrees with everything I say!"

LOL :D

LOL

:toofunny: haha that's a good one Derek!

Ahaha I like it :D

Nice. It sounds like a variation of the old joke:

Guy walks into a bar with a briefcase and sits down. He orders a beer and procedes to pull a small piano out of his briefcase and then a tiny little man who begins playing the piano. The bartender looks at him with a confused expression but says nothing. His curiosity gets the best of him and he asks about the tiny man. The man replies "I found this bottle with a genie who can't get my wishes right". "What do you mean?", the bartender asks. "Well, watch" says the man, "I wish for a million bucks". Instantly the bar is filled with male deer. The man sighs and sips his beer. "Oh...I see" says the bartender. The man looks up from his beer and replies "Yeah...you think I asked for a 12" pianist?"

*Insert drumroll and rimshot here*

muahahahha :D:D:D:D nice jokes!:yes:

Funny...I should put the jokes I get on here...

those are both great, props

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