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Old 03-11-2003, 12:02 PM   #1
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Yeah right, I wish....

Could we be so lucky.....

LADIES' PRAYER
Lord before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man,
who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big's my behind?
" One who'll make love till my body's a'twitchin,
In the hall, in the garden and in the kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
Amen



A GUY'S PRAYER:
Lord, I pray for a nympho with huge boobs who owns a liquor store
and likes to fish and watch football. Amen


Ha, so typical
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Old 03-11-2003, 12:06 PM   #2
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Old 03-11-2003, 12:08 PM   #3
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Old 03-11-2003, 12:57 PM   #4
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Bahhhh....if that's a woman's prayer then why are they always going after the assholes.......as matter of fact, I think I've already started to convert to assholisism for just that reason........
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Old 03-11-2003, 01:09 PM   #5
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Bahhhh....if that's a woman's prayer then why are they always going after the assholes.......as matter of fact, I think I've already started to convert to assholisism for just that reason........



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Old 03-11-2003, 01:10 PM   #6
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Old 03-11-2003, 01:15 PM   #7
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Old 03-11-2003, 01:16 PM   #8
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Bahhhh....if that's a woman's prayer then why are they always going after the assholes.......as matter of fact, I think I've already started to convert to assholisism for just that reason........


Ok. We don't go after the @ssholes. Ok, let me tell you what has been happening with me & dating. I'll meet a guy. He'll seem all nice and sweet and all that. Then BAM. They all have about a 2 week expiration date. They're all trying to just get in my pants and they don't think I'm smart enough to realize it OR they're just total psychos with big time issues. Maybe I should start going out with the ones that seem like @ssholes because then they'll turn good after a few weeks. Instead of the other way around.
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Old 03-11-2003, 01:26 PM   #9
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Ok. We don't go after the @ssholes. Ok, let me tell you what has been happening with me & dating. I'll meet a guy. He'll seem all nice and sweet and all that. Then BAM. They all have about a 2 week expiration date. They're all trying to just get in my pants and they don't think I'm smart enough to realize it OR they're just total psychos with big time issues. Maybe I should start going out with the ones that seem like @ssholes because then they'll turn good after a few weeks. Instead of the other way around.

Melissa, there are very few females that are just looking for a normal nice guy....most go after the ones that have alot going for them in one way or another and those are the guys that can be picky so of course they are going to be assholes. Me, I like to treat the girl that I am with like a girl should be treated and with that, I usually wind up getting ****ed over. I have met one girl and let me repeat ONE girl in the past 3 yrs that I have actually thought was worth my time...shitty part is, she's already taken....
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Old 03-11-2003, 01:34 PM   #10
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Old 03-11-2003, 01:46 PM   #11
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Melissa, there are very few females that are just looking for a normal nice guy....most go after the ones that have alot going for them in one way or another and those are the guys that can be picky so of course they are going to be assholes. Me, I like to treat the girl that I am with like a girl should be treated and with that, I usually wind up getting ****ed over. I have met one girl and let me repeat ONE girl in the past 3 yrs that I have actually thought was worth my time...shitty part is, she's already taken....


I just would like someone normal. I don't care what kind of car a guy has. Why should that matter? I have a car that I love. I don't want someone to spend money on me. I have a good job that lets me live comfortably. I don't care who knows who or that he could get us into this place or that one. Yeah, me and my XBF have been broken up for a year in April. After that, I had one relationship that lasted for about 2 months until that one turned into an asshole. I guess he just had one of those longer expiration dates. There's was another one that I dated for a few weeks that I have a restraining order on now. There are a whole lot of other morons that I could tell you about too but I would be here until next week doing so. I'm telling you. The past year has been nothing but headaches and assholes.
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Old 03-11-2003, 01:50 PM   #12
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I just would like someone normal. I don't care what kind of car a guy has. Why should that matter? I have a car that I love. I don't want someone to spend money on me. I have a good job that lets me live comfortably. I don't care who knows who or that he could get us into this place or that one. Yeah, me and my XBF have been broken up for a year in April. After that, I had one relationship that lasted for about 2 months until that one turned into an asshole. I guess he just had one of those longer expiration dates. There's was another one that I dated for a few weeks that I have a restraining order on now. There are a whole lot of other morons that I could tell you about too but I would be here until next week doing so. I'm telling you. The past year has been nothing but headaches and assholes.

Well, if you're ever in Mississippi..............
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Old 03-11-2003, 02:05 PM   #13
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Ok, well...if I'm ever in Mississippi I'll come and check you out and if you're ever in Connecticut, you have to do the same. AND we have to race.
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Old 03-11-2003, 02:11 PM   #14
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AND we have to race.

oh....is that right???

btw, you have a PM
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Old 03-11-2003, 02:19 PM   #15
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btw, you have a PM


Oh yes. We could race. I can't even imagine racing my car right now. Just to get to drive it would be good for me. Damn sand and rocks. btw, YOU have a pm.
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Old 03-11-2003, 09:18 PM   #16
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I'm in Mississippi LOL
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Old 03-11-2003, 09:31 PM   #17
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Erin this looked awfully familiar.........
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Old 03-12-2003, 06:06 AM   #18
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I'm in Mississippi LOL

but dude......*whispers* you're a dude
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Old 03-12-2003, 09:05 PM   #19
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anyone in wisconsin????..lol
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Old 03-13-2003, 09:59 AM   #20
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I have a friend that is from there originally and he said that he has hit several cows with his car.
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Old 03-13-2003, 11:08 AM   #21
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How about Jersey? Jersey? Anyone?
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I have a friend that is from there originally and he said that he has hit several cows with his car.


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Old 03-13-2003, 12:08 PM   #23
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NO GOOD!!!!


No, I know. Tell me about it. I hit a deer and it messed me all up and that's what he told me to try and make me feel better. I'm not from NJ but I'm there quite often for car shows. Last one I went to was Fall Nationals.
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Old 03-13-2003, 01:58 PM   #24
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You coming down anytime soon? I'm way up in the NW corner here. Anyway, I actually hit a deer myself a few weeks ago. Got lucky though, just a fender.
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Old 03-13-2003, 02:15 PM   #25
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You coming down anytime soon? I'm way up in the NW corner here. Anyway, I actually hit a deer myself a few weeks ago. Got lucky though, just a fender.


Um, hmmmm. I'm not really sure. I was thinking about checking out the Import Survival Series races @ Old Englishtown on 3/23 but I'm not sure as of yet. I'll be driving through NJ Saturday on my way to PA for Hot Import Night.
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Old 03-13-2003, 02:21 PM   #26
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Damn, I forgot about that. Where is it? Philly right? I need to get down there for that.
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Old 03-13-2003, 03:32 PM   #27
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Damn, I forgot about that. Where is it? Philly right? I need to get down there for that.


Yup. It's at the Philadelphia Convention Center and the address is 1101 Arch St, Philaelphia, Pa. 19107 (In case you wanted to get directions). Doors open at 5 and tix are $25.
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Old 03-13-2003, 03:55 PM   #28
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Old 03-13-2003, 07:28 PM   #29
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No problem. I just think it would be a hell of a lot cooler if I got to enter my own car. That's no one's fault but my own though.
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Old 03-13-2003, 10:18 PM   #30
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Yeah, I'm not ready to enter mine either. I need a paint job first. And a few other things. Thanks again though, maybe I'll see ya there.
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Old 03-13-2003, 10:23 PM   #31
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Yeah, I'm not ready to enter mine either. I need a paint job first. And a few other things. Thanks again though, maybe I'll see ya there.


Cool.
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Old 03-13-2003, 10:29 PM   #32
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Yeah buddy
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Old 03-14-2003, 09:23 AM   #33
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Yeah buddy


Did you ever go to this particular show?
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Old 03-14-2003, 09:30 AM   #34
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No, I almost went last year, but I didn't make it.
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Old 03-14-2003, 09:47 AM   #35
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No, I almost went last year, but I didn't make it.


It's all indoor, right? I was going to wear a skirt but I'm not about that if it's outdoor at all.
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Old 03-14-2003, 09:48 AM   #36
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I'm pretty sure it is all indoors yeah. They'd be crazy to have people outside at this time of year.
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Old 03-14-2003, 09:49 AM   #37
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Skirts are always nice by the way. What are you lookin' like anyway? It'd be hard to spot you there without knowing what you look like.
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