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Old 11-02-2002, 05:06 PM   #1
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harry potter linked to devil

I thought you might want to read this, I copied it in from their website or you can view my scan!

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Post Mortem

An irreverent look at the week by Scott Feschuk, Paul Mather and Peter McBain



Scott Feschuk, Paul Mather and Peter McBain, with files from Massimo Commanducci


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HARRY POTTER WATCH: J.K. ROWLING INKS DEAL WITH LUCIFER

With the second instalment of the Harry Potter series set to arrive in theatres, Post Mortem dispatched correspondent Massimo Commanducci to chat with J.K. Rowling, author of the Potter novels. He files this report from her palatial Scottish estate ...

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J.K. Rowling was not at all like I had expected she'd be: She was warm, she was funny and she readily admitted she is an avowed Satanist! "It's true," she told me. "I worship the Devil, Beelzebub, Satan, Lucifer -- in all his unholy forms. And I owe all my success, all my glory, all my power, to my sweet, beautiful Lucifer."

Munching on a cucumber sandwich finger, Rowling explained that her devotion to the Prince of Darkness was forged when she was a single mother on welfare.

Rowling -- or, as she shall henceforth be referred to and credited as, Mrs. J. K. Satan -- said that as she sat in a coffee shop one grey day, wondering what to do with her empty, aimless life, it hit her: "I'll give myself, body and soul, to the Dark Master. And in return, he will give me absurd wealth and power over the weak and pitiful of the world. And he did!"

Now, as everyone knows, critics of the Harry Potter series of books and films have long argued that the dark sorcery and non-Christian values have a corrupting influence on young people, who have displayed an atypical interest in reading since the series was launched. Duh, Mrs. Satan told me. "Well, of course the books are designed to corrupt young minds," she declared, as her eyes became like the deepest night and her voice was embellished with a sinister echo. "That's what Lucifer demands of us -- all of us!"

As the ensuing tornado of fire receded, Mrs. Satan was asked why she had denied such charges in the past. The author threw her head back, laughed maniacally, gently stroked her hellcat, then calmly explained: "Because my master's power is only now at its zenith. Only now can I reveal the true purpose of my work.

"Only with the release of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, due in North American theatres on Nov. 15, is it too late for all you impotent mortals to do anything to stop it!"

Rowling then graciously offered me tea and shortbread cookies and wearily discussed the progress of the fifth Potter novel, which is taking so long "because my sweet, beautiful Lucifer suddenly fancies himself an editor, and every night he sends up some deformed minion with a bunch of notes like, 'Are you sure Ron Weasely would say that?' and 'I'm thinking subplot with a love interest here!' I mean, do I tell him how to harvest souls?"



http://www.nationalpost.com/search/s...6-8FC05E344A8F
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Old 11-02-2002, 06:14 PM   #2
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lol...she admitted to satanism
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Old 11-02-2002, 06:14 PM   #3
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it's fake...
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Old 11-02-2002, 07:35 PM   #4
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it's fake...


the tone of the article lends to it being fake.
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Old 11-02-2002, 07:39 PM   #5
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My gf said she saw her admitting it in Time magazine also
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Old 11-02-2002, 08:14 PM   #6
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Yeah

Its crazy how many religious organizations, etc. have spoken out against those books. I understand the points they are trying to make, but in the end, they are just kids' stories.
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Old 11-02-2002, 08:16 PM   #7
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yeah, it's just like haloween, and christmas...whats the point of restricting kids' imaginations?...
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Old 11-02-2002, 10:49 PM   #8
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it's fake...

its not fake, need i mention this is a reputable paper.

Well I'm not going to argue the marits of the paper, you've all been warned.
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Old 11-02-2002, 10:51 PM   #9
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oh...it's real?...lol
oh well...i don't care...
She can do what she does...the books were good..(yes i read them...i even saw the movie)
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Old 11-03-2002, 01:48 AM   #10
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wtf is that ? are those religious organizations coming up with more crap like that ?

when i was beack in romania i heard on the radio that some small city in the US proposed to ban the world HELLO, because it had HELL masked in it. Instead they will make the peaople say HEAVENO ! i was laughing my ass off when i heard it.
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Old 11-03-2002, 01:56 AM   #11
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better start burning books!
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Old 11-03-2002, 06:03 PM   #12
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wtf is that ? are those religious organizations coming up with more crap like that ?

when i was beack in romania i heard on the radio that some small city in the US proposed to ban the world HELLO, because it had HELL masked in it. Instead they will make the peaople say HEAVENO ! i was laughing my ass off when i heard it.


Wouldn't that be Heave NO
meaning Heave No More? (If it doesn't make sense, continue to the next post! :o )
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wtf is that ? are those religious organizations coming up with more crap like that ?

when i was beack in romania i heard on the radio that some small city in the US proposed to ban the world HELLO, because it had HELL masked in it. Instead they will make the peaople say HEAVENO ! i was laughing my ass off when i heard it.

lol!!!
wtf?
nobody even says hello...they say "Hi", "Whats up" "Yo" etc...
lol...Heaveno my nigga
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Old 11-03-2002, 06:25 PM   #14
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You dont think thats cool?!?!?!?!
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Old 11-03-2002, 07:19 PM   #15
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come on what makes you think this shit is good in the first place? lets go pratice witch craft with the devil kids! i thnk not, i hate harry potter
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Old 11-03-2002, 07:22 PM   #16
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come on what makes you think this shit is good in the first place? lets go pratice witch craft with the devil kids! i thnk not, i hate harry potter


I think that we should just let the kids read the stories and have fun with them. I don't think that the motives behind the stories need to be analyzed so much. Those stories don't scream out 'devil worship' to the kids. I don't personally like that kind of stuff, but who cares?
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Old 11-04-2002, 12:15 AM   #17
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first of all, its not encouraging witchcraft, its a story. secondly even if it was, whats wrong with it? harry potter wasn't using it for evil, right? i don't know, i havent read it. do you believe the practice of witchcraft is inherently evil? obviously there are thousands of questions behind this (unless you're religious cuz then its simple) and i don't think its right to speak on it unless you've thouroughly examined all possibilities. and i guess i cant say anymore unless we want to really get into a philosophical argument....so even though ive said nothing, im done.
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