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Old 10-31-2002, 09:44 AM   #1
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true lawyer story!

A Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost `in a series of small fires.' The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason: that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The lawyer sued....and won! In delivering the ruling the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The Judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire," and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000.00 to the lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the 'fires.'

NOW FOR THE BEST PART...

After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested
on 24 counts of ARSON!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was
sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000.00 fine.

This is a true story and was the 1st place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.
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Old 10-31-2002, 09:52 AM   #2
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Old 10-31-2002, 09:59 AM   #3
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Old 10-31-2002, 11:20 AM   #4
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Dude, people are really stupid now adays.......damn them lawyers.....1/3 my ass....
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Old 10-31-2002, 11:23 AM   #5
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Old 10-31-2002, 03:57 PM   #6
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lol, arson...!!!!!!
i woulda never thought about that...
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Old 10-31-2002, 04:30 PM   #7
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dam anybody will do anything to make a dollar these days. I'm just glad that the insurance company did what they did....maybe the crook learned not to be such a cheapy now.
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Old 10-31-2002, 04:33 PM   #8
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yeah, that was good thinkin on their part!
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Old 10-31-2002, 10:36 PM   #9
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Old 10-31-2002, 10:49 PM   #10
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lol.. now thats sumthin u dont hear everyday

and as for the insurance agency its evil..all are... you gotta find ways to screw them
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Old 11-01-2002, 05:28 PM   #11
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