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10-16-2002, 10:24 AM

1. Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
2. Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
3. If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
4. Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
5. Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
6. If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?
7. Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together?
8. Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
9. Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?
10. Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
11. Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
12. What is another word for "thesaurus"?
13. When they ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
14. Why do 'tug' boats push their barges?
15. Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"?
16. Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
17. Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
19. How come SUPERMAN could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
20. How much deeper would the ocean be, if SPONGES didn't grow in it?
21. Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
22. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have an "S" in it?
23. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
24. What's another word for synonym?
25. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
26. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
27. If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
28. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
29. If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
30. If a turtle loses his shell, is it naked or homeless?

ebpda9 · 10-16-2002, 11:10 AM

good questions

nittanys1 · 10-16-2002, 11:17 AM

some funny Qs

30. If a turtle loses his shell, is it naked or homeless?

Neither its dead....

94_AcCoRd_EX · 10-16-2002, 01:55 PM

10-16-2002, 10:24 AM	#1
mt.biker Posts: n/a	some questions 1. Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? 2. Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? 3. If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen? 4. Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards? 5. Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? 6. If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with? 7. Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together? 8. Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together? 9. Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"? 10. Why is the word "abbreviate" so long? 11. Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? 12. What is another word for "thesaurus"? 13. When they ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in? 14. Why do 'tug' boats push their barges? 15. Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? 16. Why is brassiere singular and panties plural? 17. Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? 18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? 19. How come SUPERMAN could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? 20. How much deeper would the ocean be, if SPONGES didn't grow in it? 21. Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"? 22. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have an "S" in it? 23. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? 24. What's another word for synonym? 25. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? 26. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"? 27. If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? 28. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? 29. If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound? 30. If a turtle loses his shell, is it naked or homeless?

10-16-2002, 11:10 AM	#2
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 44 Posts: 17,266	good questions __________________

10-16-2002, 01:55 PM	#4
94_AcCoRd_EX Insomniac Moderator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: OR Age: 44 Posts: 11,142	Lol __________________ 1994 Accord EX coupe --Need hosting for your pics on HST? PM me...--

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10-16-2002, 11:17 AM	#3
nittanys1 2nd Gear Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Atlanta, Ga Age: 42 Posts: 140	some funny Qs 30. If a turtle loses his shell, is it naked or homeless? Neither its dead....