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10-14-2002, 12:58 PM
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twisted but funny
Once upon a time, a long long time ago, a Welsh farmer bought several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool.
After several weeks, he noticed that none of the sheep are pregnant, and calls a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination. Now the farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant. The farmer gives it some thought, and comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep. He loads the sheep into his Landrover, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes up and looks at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take. He loads them in the Landrover again, drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure and brings them back. Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round. "One more try!", he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the sheep and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed. The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed and asks his wife to look out and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass. "No", she says, "they're all in the Land rover and one of them is beeping the horn!" |
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10-14-2002, 01:00 PM
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OMG dude. that's funny as hell
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10-14-2002, 01:47 PM
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haha so funny..
I first heard this one when I was 12 yrs old..  
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10-14-2002, 10:05 PM
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HAHAHA...nice one Rob!
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10-14-2002, 10:30 PM
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hahaha
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10-14-2002, 11:07 PM
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Hehehe w0w that was good
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10-15-2002, 02:33 AM
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lol...nice
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10-15-2002, 01:47 PM
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lol that is twisted
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10-15-2002, 08:53 PM
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Wonder if that's where this pic comes from?
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10-15-2002, 09:50 PM
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LMAO...I think I've seen that sign on one of the back roads in Mississippi
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10-15-2002, 09:56 PM
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 ..I've gotten that one before in email....and yes I still feel sick to my stomach to this day reading it.What is really sad like 10 yrs ago, when I was in middle school, some sick perverted man had "sex" with some sheep at our county fair. He snuck in the fairgrounds and had his way with some of the sheep.... 
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