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10-13-2002, 11:48 PM

Why did the chicken really cross the road-Funny

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.

RONALD REAGAN: What chicken?

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.

BILL CLINTON: That depends on what your definition of "did" is.

GEORGE BUSH JR: I don't know, but I'll tell you this: That chicken may run, but it can't hide. God bless America.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.

MARTIN LUTHER KING JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

FOX MULDER: Did you actually see it cross the road? Or did you suddenly notice that it had appeared on the other side? You think you saw it cross the road, but that's an illusion. How many more chickens have to appear before you believe it?

FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken Millenium Edition, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book, and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?

LOUIS FARRAKHAN: What color was the chicken? If you do your research, you will find that it was a white chicken. Roads are always black. The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.

THE BIBLE: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what "they" call it: the "other side." Yes, my friends, that chicken was gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that.

COLONEL SANDERS: You mean I missed one?!

94_AcCoRd_EX · 10-13-2002, 11:51 PM

LMAO, so many of those are really funny. The MLK quote, Bush, Gates, and Mulder are my favs.

ebpda9 · 10-13-2002, 11:52 PM

i saw that before but it's still funny

10-13-2002, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
i saw that before but it's still funny

For some weird reason you read/saw/heard of most things people post.
Do you goto every link google has cached and read everything? You must be like those kids that read the whole dictionary from cover to cover.

jfwy

ebpda9 · 10-14-2002, 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juvenile
For some weird reason you read/saw/heard of most things people post.
Do you goto every link google has cached and read everything? You must be like those kids that read the whole dictionary from cover to cover. jfwy

what's google

10-14-2002, 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
what's google

www.google.ca
google.com redirects it to .ca for some odd reason now.
Anyways...it's a search engine

ebpda9 · 10-14-2002, 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juvenile
www.google.ca
google.com redirects it to .ca for some odd reason now.
Anyways...it's a search engine

[Russian accent] Thank you master Dimitri.

[/Russian accent] lol. i was just messing with you about google. i usei everyday

10-14-2002, 12:18 AM

good joke... i finally got around to readin it... took a while.. but thas cuz its late

10-14-2002, 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
[Russian accent] Thank you master Dimitri. [/Russian accent] lol. i was just messing with you about google. i usei everyday

That's what you want us to think.
You were probably still using that weird old "yahoo" site people used back in the ghetto days

94_AcCoRd_EX · 10-14-2002, 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juvenile
That's what you want us to think.
You were probably still using that weird old "yahoo" site people used back in the ghetto days

I was hoping you were joking Stefan

10-14-2002, 07:54 PM

I KNEW IT!! I'VE ALWAYS KNOW CHICKENS WERE GAY!! BUT WOULD ANYONE LISTEN? NOoooooooo.

10-13-2002, 11:48 PM	#1
juvenile Posts: n/a	Why did the chicken really cross the road-Funny Why did the chicken really cross the road-Funny ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability. RONALD REAGAN: What chicken? PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. BILL CLINTON: That depends on what your definition of "did" is. GEORGE BUSH JR: I don't know, but I'll tell you this: That chicken may run, but it can't hide. God bless America. DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told! ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain. MARTIN LUTHER KING JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. FOX MULDER: Did you actually see it cross the road? Or did you suddenly notice that it had appeared on the other side? You think you saw it cross the road, but that's an illusion. How many more chickens have to appear before you believe it? FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken Millenium Edition, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book, and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken. EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken? LOUIS FARRAKHAN: What color was the chicken? If you do your research, you will find that it was a white chicken. Roads are always black. The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down. THE BIBLE: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing. JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what "they" call it: the "other side." Yes, my friends, that chicken was gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken should not be free to cross the road. It's as plain and simple as that. COLONEL SANDERS: You mean I missed one?!

10-13-2002, 11:51 PM	#2
94_AcCoRd_EX Insomniac Moderator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: OR Age: 44 Posts: 11,142	LMAO, so many of those are really funny. The MLK quote, Bush, Gates, and Mulder are my favs. __________________ 1994 Accord EX coupe --Need hosting for your pics on HST? PM me...--

10-13-2002, 11:52 PM	#3
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 44 Posts: 17,266	i saw that before but it's still funny __________________

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10-14-2002, 12:18 AM	#8
firstgeardude Posts: n/a	good joke... i finally got around to readin it... took a while.. but thas cuz its late

10-14-2002, 07:54 PM	#11
Zybach Posts: n/a	I KNEW IT!! I'VE ALWAYS KNOW CHICKENS WERE GAY!! BUT WOULD ANYONE LISTEN? NOoooooooo.