.:HSTuners::

DsBlu01CivEX · 10-06-2002, 05:54 PM

lady ...complaining that her breasts are too small....
husband says ...."If you want your breasts to grow,
take a piece of toilet paper, and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asks.

"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.

The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?"

The husband shrugs, "Why not, it worked for your butt, didn't it?"

94_AcCoRd_EX · 10-06-2002, 05:57 PM

Ahahaha

Kyle · 10-06-2002, 06:22 PM

DsBlu01CivEX · 10-06-2002, 06:56 PM

thank god some of us don't have to worry about that

10-06-2002, 07:16 PM

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Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
thank god some of us don't have to worry about that

Don't tell me you don't wipe your bum??? :o
(So that's what smelled when you entered into AOL!)

jk

DsBlu01CivEX · 10-06-2002, 07:20 PM

girls don't shit...didn't we have this discussion on here before???? no...i meant some of us girls don't need bigger boobs! jerk!

Accord Man · 10-06-2002, 08:18 PM

haa, you're funny.. All girls need bigger boobs.. Except those girls that have them as big as a basketball.. they dont need anymore..

juve, your nasty.. and DsBlu01CivEX you're as nasty for playing with him..

eww..

*ChrisCantSkate* · 10-06-2002, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
girls don't shit...didn't we have this discussion on here before???? no...i meant some of us girls don't need bigger boobs! jerk!

"you know fast food makes you fart"
"girls dont fart"
"shit that little stoner was right"

mylittlecivic · 10-06-2002, 11:50 PM

LOL

yeah I know how that feels my boobs are too big as it is:o

Racing Rice · 10-07-2002, 08:35 AM

I personally dont like huge boobs. I like boobs that are even purportion with the rest of the body.. B or C cups are usually perfect..

Doh, we've talked about this before too.:o

10-07-2002, 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mylittlecivic
LOL yeah I know how that feels my boobs are too big as it is:o

Ya got a pic of yourself?

Rob · 10-07-2002, 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juvenile
Ya got a pic of yourself?

I do

unfortunately I can't tell how big her's are but with the way she looks, it really doesn't matter...

Rob · 10-07-2002, 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
thank god some of us don't have to worry about that

Quote:

Originally posted by mylittlecivic
LOL yeah I know how that feels my boobs are too big as it is:o

really??

mylittlecivic · 10-07-2002, 08:39 PM

i think 36 dd is too big......

10-07-2002, 08:44 PM

ummm pics of yourself please. I haven't seen any pics of you!
Of the whole you prefferably

10-07-2002, 08:53 PM

dimitry- you're a horny bastard!

D- thanks for sharing

anna- if your really unhappy with them you can have them reduced, but girl i would wait a few more years before you make that choice.

rr-as always right on the money
I must say though as long as she has breasts i'm not complaining B and larger are nice, basketballs size

are not breasts!

funny joke d, dimitry you pushed it to the nasty level and i'll never look at the two of you in the same way again.. OMG did you have to play along with that d?

I'm gone for a few weeks, post something relationship wise and i bump into this and just had to say something... WTF IS WRONG HERE?

ebpda9 · 10-07-2002, 08:57 PM

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Originally posted by mt.biker
WTF IS WRONG HERE?

just face it you cannot stay away

10-07-2002, 08:58 PM

I know

mylittlecivic · 10-07-2002, 09:00 PM

no I dont hate them that much they can get annoying sometimes but i couldn't imagine not having them

10-07-2002, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mt.biker
dimitry- you're a horny bastard!

D- thanks for sharing

anna- if your really unhappy with them you can have them reduced, but girl i would wait a few more years before you make that choice.

funny joke d, dimitry you pushed it to the nasty level and i'll never look at the two of you in the same way again

meh...I'm a guy who hasn't gotten laid yet. What do you expect.

And the joke thing...don't even get me started.
First of all she somewhat fell for it.
Second, the shit you actually say in real life...doesn't get anywhere near this! ANYWHERE NEAR THIS...and you know what I'm talking about

10-07-2002, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juvenile
meh...I'm a guy who hasn't gotten laid yet. What do you expect.

And the joke thing...don't even get me started.
First of all she somewhat fell for it.
Second, the shit you actually say in real life...doesn't get anywhere near this! ANYWHERE NEAR THIS...and you know what I'm talking about

what i say in the company of other men stays with those guys! full stop end of story

10-07-2002, 10:16 PM

Rob · 10-08-2002, 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mylittlecivic
i think 36 dd is too big......

HS! (does not stand for HondaStyle) your pics are deceiving, are the ones that you sent me recent??

DsBlu01CivEX · 10-08-2002, 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AccordinStyle

HS! (does not stand for HondaStyle) your pics are deceiving, are the ones that you sent me recent??

It's easy to make big boobs look small and big boobs look big in pics. It's in real life that it's hard to do that.

Rob-when have you known me not to play along with a joke????
Juve-I didn't fall for it...but I'm not one to not play along with a joke no matter how disgusting it may seem to other guys (goodness you all should know me fairly well enough on here to know that I do have a sense of humor!)

oh and Anna, I'm by no means small chested...but I couldnt imagine being that size...but I know what you mean about how they get in the way sometimes but couldnt imagine not having them. I feel bad for the girls without

but most of them have nice @sses or something else to make up for it.

Rob · 10-08-2002, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
It's easy to make big boobs look small and big boobs look big in pics. It's in real life that it's hard to do that.

It all depends what angle the pic is too but from lookin' at the pic that Anna set me, I had no idea she was a DD

To be honest with you, I used to be a "tit" man so to speak but now it really doesn't matter to me either way, as long as everything is proportional then I'm happy

DsBlu01CivEX · 10-08-2002, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AccordinStyle

To be honest with you, I used to be a "tit" man so to speak

I would have never guessed!!! hahaha

jfwy....but yes proportional is definitely the way to go

Rob · 10-08-2002, 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
I would have never guessed!!! hahaha jfwy....but yes proportional is definitely the way to go

what's that supposed to mean??? j/k

yeah, my ex is/was a 34 DD...it's been so long since I've had a girlfriend though that I really don't think I would be that picky either way at this point

10-08-2002, 11:03 AM

<-- t&A man right here.....

10-06-2002, 05:54 PM	#1
DsBlu01CivEX Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: York Age: 44 Posts: 2,542	Ugh.... lady ...complaining that her breasts are too small.... husband says ...."If you want your breasts to grow, take a piece of toilet paper, and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asks. "They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies. The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?" The husband shrugs, "Why not, it worked for your butt, didn't it?" __________________ "Oh, I have a goal. And it's to have no goals at all." http://www.myspace.com/kenike

10-06-2002, 05:57 PM	#2
94_AcCoRd_EX Insomniac Moderator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: OR Age: 44 Posts: 11,142	Ahahaha __________________ 1994 Accord EX coupe --Need hosting for your pics on HST? PM me...--

10-06-2002, 06:22 PM	#3
Kyle elyK Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: New Braunfels, TX Age: 39 Posts: 3,390	LOL! __________________ IGNORE THE FACTS EXPLORE THE TRUTH

10-06-2002, 06:56 PM	#4
DsBlu01CivEX Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: York Age: 44 Posts: 2,542	thank god some of us don't have to worry about that __________________ "Oh, I have a goal. And it's to have no goals at all." http://www.myspace.com/kenike

10-06-2002, 07:20 PM	#6
DsBlu01CivEX Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: York Age: 44 Posts: 2,542	girls don't shit...didn't we have this discussion on here before???? no...i meant some of us girls don't need bigger boobs! jerk! __________________ "Oh, I have a goal. And it's to have no goals at all." http://www.myspace.com/kenike

10-06-2002, 08:18 PM	#7
Accord Man THE GENERAL Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Earth (usually) Age: 43 Posts: 5,698	haa, you're funny.. All girls need bigger boobs.. Except those girls that have them as big as a basketball.. they dont need anymore.. juve, your nasty.. and DsBlu01CivEX you're as nasty for playing with him.. eww.. __________________ HondaStyle.com Babysitter's Club Member #0 Soon to be >Dr Max Immuh<

10-07-2002, 08:35 AM	#10
Racing Rice Project Combat Honda Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Highland,OH Age: 46 Posts: 7,985	I personally dont like huge boobs. I like boobs that are even purportion with the rest of the body.. B or C cups are usually perfect.. Doh, we've talked about this before too.:o __________________ Racing Rice

10-07-2002, 08:44 PM	#15
juvenile Posts: n/a	ummm pics of yourself please. I haven't seen any pics of you! Of the whole you prefferably

10-07-2002, 08:53 PM	#16
mt.biker Posts: n/a	just crusin by and couldn't pass a tit convo dimitry- you're a horny bastard! D- thanks for sharing anna- if your really unhappy with them you can have them reduced, but girl i would wait a few more years before you make that choice. rr-as always right on the money I must say though as long as she has breasts i'm not complaining B and larger are nice, basketballs size are not breasts! funny joke d, dimitry you pushed it to the nasty level and i'll never look at the two of you in the same way again.. OMG did you have to play along with that d? I'm gone for a few weeks, post something relationship wise and i bump into this and just had to say something... WTF IS WRONG HERE?

10-08-2002, 11:03 AM	#28
mt.biker Posts: n/a	<-- t&A man right here.....

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