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09-23-2002, 11:09 PM
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Male / Female dictionnary
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female......Any part under a car’s hood. Male......The strap fastener on a woman’s bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female......Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another. Male......Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner. Male.......Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family. Male.......Not trying to pick up other women while out with one’s girlfriend. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v. Female......A good movie, concert, play or book. Male......Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female......An embarrassing by-product of digestion. Male...... Source of entertainment, self-statement, and male bonding. 7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female......The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male.......Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed. 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male........A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 5 minutes.
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09-23-2002, 11:21 PM
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so true
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09-23-2002, 11:24 PM
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Lol, its scary how true those are
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09-24-2002, 01:32 AM
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lol those are funy
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09-24-2002, 02:05 AM
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09-24-2002, 08:57 AM
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LMAO
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09-24-2002, 12:21 PM
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Sweet!
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09-24-2002, 06:41 PM
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hilarious
This is great man! But U must remember, some girls aren't goobers about cars.
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09-24-2002, 07:28 PM
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Re: hilarious
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And we love those girls.. 
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09-24-2002, 07:31 PM
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Well thank you, I happen to be one of the few. haha
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