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07-10-2002, 08:39 PM

A train speeds away in a beautiful landscape. In one of the compartments are
4 people, sitting opposite to each other: a high-ranking general, a private and a middle-aged woman and her pretty, sexy daughter.
The ride is rather uneventful until the train enters a tunnel...complete darkness...and suddenly there is a loud slap!...When the train leaves the tunnel all passengers have indescribable looks on their faces, no one says a word...but here is what they think:

-the mother: I've brought up my daughter well - she knows how to handle insolent men

-the daughter: hmm.. my mom still seems to have a strong sex-appeal on men

-the general: damn, the private gets all the fun and I'm getting the beating

-the private: heh, in the next tunnel I'll slap him again

Grip72 · 07-10-2002, 08:48 PM

that is not even funny

Racing Rice · 07-10-2002, 10:00 PM

damn.. wheres clippy!

07-10-2002, 10:37 PM

tough crowd tonight

ebpda9 · 07-10-2002, 10:45 PM

i think i got it

07-11-2002, 12:18 AM

that's a pretty good joke
to those of you who don't get it...are THICK HEADED (demonstrates by pounding his head against the desk)

and btw...AHEM AHEM have we forgoten about our agreement? *taps foot on ground* YOU DO NOT POST JOKES I DO NOT POST NEWS.

07-11-2002, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juvenile
that's a pretty good joke
to those of you who don't get it...are THICK HEADED (demonstrates by pounding his head against the desk)

and btw...AHEM AHEM have we forgoten about our agreement? *taps foot on ground* YOU DO NOT POST JOKES I DO NOT POST NEWS.

*cough cough*
http://www.hondastyle.com/forums/sho...&threadid=6133
just evening things out

only joke i'm going to post

07-11-2002, 12:46 AM

HEY...you were gone. GONE!
And those are facts....not news. As people mentioned...this is nothign new to people.
Soooo...I believe that a +1 on the me posting something news regarding..eh

07-11-2002, 12:48 AM

Quote:

Mark Townsend and Jason Burke
Sunday July 7, 2002
The Observer

that looks like a news heading

they have two writters, the date and even the paper it was written in. but if you must post another piece of news feel free

07-11-2002, 12:50 AM

lol I was just fawkin wit ya
I don't give a rats ass...as long as you don't post my jokes...but it's easier since we get it from the same pool...so it's best to leave things da way dey r ei man

07-11-2002, 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juvenile
lol I was just fawkin wit ya
I don't give a rats ass...as long as you don't post my jokes...but it's easier since we get it from the same pool...so it's best to leave things da way dey r ei man

sounds good to me

07-10-2002, 08:39 PM	#1
mt.biker Posts: n/a	durring a ride on a train A train speeds away in a beautiful landscape. In one of the compartments are 4 people, sitting opposite to each other: a high-ranking general, a private and a middle-aged woman and her pretty, sexy daughter. The ride is rather uneventful until the train enters a tunnel...complete darkness...and suddenly there is a loud slap!...When the train leaves the tunnel all passengers have indescribable looks on their faces, no one says a word...but here is what they think: -the mother: I've brought up my daughter well - she knows how to handle insolent men -the daughter: hmm.. my mom still seems to have a strong sex-appeal on men -the general: damn, the private gets all the fun and I'm getting the beating -the private: heh, in the next tunnel I'll slap him again

07-10-2002, 10:00 PM	#3
Racing Rice Project Combat Honda Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Highland,OH Age: 46 Posts: 7,985	damn.. wheres clippy! __________________ Racing Rice

07-10-2002, 10:45 PM	#5
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 44 Posts: 17,266	i think i got it __________________

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07-10-2002, 08:48 PM	#2
Grip72 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Calgary, AB Canada Age: 40 Posts: 2,962	that is not even funny

07-10-2002, 10:37 PM	#4
mt.biker Posts: n/a	tough crowd tonight

07-11-2002, 12:18 AM	#6
juvenile Posts: n/a	that's a pretty good joke to those of you who don't get it...are THICK HEADED (demonstrates by pounding his head against the desk) and btw...AHEM AHEM have we forgoten about our agreement? taps foot on ground YOU DO NOT POST JOKES I DO NOT POST NEWS.

07-11-2002, 12:46 AM	#8
juvenile Posts: n/a	HEY...you were gone. GONE! And those are facts....not news. As people mentioned...this is nothign new to people. Soooo...I believe that a +1 on the me posting something news regarding..eh

07-11-2002, 12:50 AM	#10
juvenile Posts: n/a	lol I was just fawkin wit ya I don't give a rats ass...as long as you don't post my jokes...but it's easier since we get it from the same pool...so it's best to leave things da way dey r ei man