Attention ALL Females (somewhat explicit)

> > Things Women need To Know
> > 1. 3/4 length trousers are not fashionable,
> > they just look like bad
> > hand-me-downs.
> > 2. Long black boots and a mini skirt will
> > always get a bloke's attention.
> > 3. Mini skirts never went out of fashion, the
> > shorter the better, the more
> > you show the "beetles bonnet" the better.
> > 4. Hot pants should only be worn by models,
> > nobody likes to see a cellulite
> > arse and thighs.
> > 5. Wonderbras should carry a disappointment
> > label with them, you shouldn't
> > advertise a Porsche and deliver a Mini.
> > 6. Glittery make-up is a pain to get off our
> > knob.
> > 7. Taking a handbag to the toilets
> > immediately notifies the entire male
> > audience that its red rag time. This is much
> > appreciated as we no not to
> > waste valuable drinking time chatting up
> > someone
> > impersonating an A&E victim.
> > 8. A purse should contain money and not a
> > "Bar" deflector. A bird going
> > "Dutch" always gets a second date.
> > 9. Smoking is not a fashion accessory or a
> > turn on, so stop acting like a
> > school girl and buy some mints. (school
> > uniforms are still acceptable
> > though).
> > 10. When caught short and having a No. 2
> > whilst out on the town, remember
> > to always wipe from front to back, as someone
> > could be licking that later.