Interesting Sex Jokes

previous posts were removed not to give any more details then needed on the post whore aka sparklingextasy.

previous post was asking what kind of sexual experiences I had.


FAjuvenile: yeah...but that's sex. and that I wouldn't be. it's the other "stuff" that I'd love to get/try.
sparklingXtasy: oh.. so you never fooled around before?
FAjuvenile: one thing from an exchic friend of mine. and that's nothing special. other than that. no
sparklingXtasy: hey.. i wouldn't worry too much
FAjuvenile: never had a girl either. every chic I somewhat like eitehr has a bf already, is a *****, or sees me as a friend.
sparklingXtasy: i know guys like that
sparklingXtasy: i feel bad for them 'cause all they want is a little play, and they can't 'cause the girls won't give them any
FAjuvenile: hey...if I could get a normal relationship going. I wouldn't give a shit about play. Ijsut want the company the most. When I'
FAjuvenile: I'm down so I can get a hug kinda thing
sparklingXtasy: ahhhh.. i understand
FAjuvenile: the play is just the cherry on top that would make the ice cream taste better
sparklingXtasy: hahahahaha!!!
sparklingXtasy: i never heard of it that way
FAjuvenile: :-)
sparklingXtasy: :-D
FAjuvenile: the play is like having 6th gear on a car. I'd take the 5 gear teg any day but the 6 speed CL-Type S just has better top end speed.
sparklingXtasy: that's an even better way to put it
sparklingXtasy: HAHAHAHAHA
sparklingXtasy: i'll have to write that one down
FAjuvenile: I'm good today lol. I'm inpressed myself
FAjuvenile: I can't resist laughing now lol.
sparklingXtasy: good.. laughing is good for your health
sparklingXtasy: hehehehehe
FAjuvenile: yeah I know. it takes ~20 muslces to smile and 100 to frown (or some crazy numbers like that)


just some stuff people might laugh at. Though I might post it.