What I've learned...

[Racing Rice]

As I've Matured:

I've learned that you cannot make
someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care,
Some people are just assholes.

I've learned that it takes years
to build up trust, and it only takes
suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by
on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big willy
or huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't
compare yourself to others - they are
more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting
long after you think you're finished.

I've learned that we are responsible
for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of
how hot and steamy a relationship is at
first, the passion fades, and there had better
be a lot of money to take its place.

I've learned that 99% of the time when something
isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it.

I've learned that the people you care most
about in life are taken from you too soon,
and all the less important ones just never go away.

I've learned to say "f--- 'em if they can't take a
joke" in 6 languages.

I thought these where funny... Yet true...

[4jacks]

hey that's pretty good, but you still haven't been married for what a couple weeks... you got many more lessons ahead of you my freind !

[ebpda9]

funny and true at the same time

[Racing Rice]

Originally posted by 4jacks
hey that's pretty good, but you still haven't been married for what a couple weeks... you got many more lessons ahead of you my freind !

Thats not what I personally have learned.. I got it in an email.

[94_AcCoRd_EX]

Haha, those are pretty funny RR. So many of them are too true.

[DRAG Boosted Si]

LMFAO

[ChrisCantSkate]

hahahaha

Damn those are true

I've learned you need to keep your friends close.. but your enemies closer.

those are pretty funny..hehe