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Old 04-25-2002, 09:11 PM   #1
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Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Golf, But Aren't

10. Nuts...my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
7. Look at the size of his putter.
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.
1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first.
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Old 04-25-2002, 09:12 PM   #2
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HAHA, makes me want to go play
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Old 04-25-2002, 09:14 PM   #3
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Re: Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Golf, But Aren't

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10. Nuts...my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
7. Look at the size of his putter.
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.
1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first.

ok you should feel special that im replyin to this as we all know i never reply!! nice onethough keep em comin!
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Old 04-25-2002, 09:15 PM   #4
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Re: Re: Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Golf, But Aren't

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as we all know i never reply!!
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Old 04-25-2002, 09:16 PM   #5
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Re: Re: Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Golf, But Aren't

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ok you should feel special that im replyin to this as we all know i never reply!! nice onethough keep em comin!

look who is talking now. the bs meter is redlining
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Old 04-25-2002, 11:20 PM   #6
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Old 04-26-2002, 10:36 AM   #7
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LOL these are good, maybe we need a joke section for all theses!

gonna propose it in the mods corner
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