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04-25-2002, 05:11 PM

Given that Al Gore has no job, he decided to take a sightseeing
vacation to Europe. While visiting Europe, he is invited to
tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy
is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent
people. He asks how she knows if they're intelligent. "I do
so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow
me to demonstrate."

She phones Toni Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please
answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your father
has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who
is it? Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am."

"Correct. Thank you and goodbye, sir," says the Queen. She
hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Gore?"

"Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"

Upon returning home, he decides he'd better put some of his old
friends to the test. He calls Bill Clinton and says, "Hi,
Bill, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."

"Why, of course, Al. What's on your mind?" "Uhh, your mother
has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not
your brother or sister. Who is it?" Clinton hems and haws and
finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Gore
agrees and Clinton hangs up.

Clinton immediately calls members of his old staff, and they
puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come
up with an answer.

Finally, in desperation, Clinton calls Colin Powell at the
State Department and explains his problem. "Now look here, your
mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child
is not your brother or sister. Who is it?" Powell answers
immediately, "It's me, of course, you idiot."

Much relieved, Clinton rushes back to call Gore and exclaims.
"I know the answer Al! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!!

And Gore replies in disgust, "Wrong, it's Tony Blair."

ebpda9 · 04-25-2002, 05:27 PM

94_AcCoRd_EX · 04-25-2002, 06:13 PM

LMAO

Sounds like Gore to me

04-25-2002, 06:14 PM

me no like!!! Sorry im a democrat!! but lets not get into a political argument!

DsBlu01CivEX · 04-25-2002, 06:41 PM

democrat as well...but i still chuckled....i just figure it this way...you could put just about any politicians name in there. Just depends on what your political affiliation is

04-25-2002, 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
democrat as well...but i still chuckled....i just figure it this way...you could put just about any politicians name in there. Just depends on what your political affiliation is

hahaha works for me!! it makes alot more sense with duba in there!!! what a retard!

DsBlu01CivEX · 04-25-2002, 06:46 PM

Hey now...I thought you didn't wanna start a political debate!

04-25-2002, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
Hey now...I thought you didn't wanna start a political debate!

I dont i just think duba is the funniest pres we've ever had!

mylittlecivic · 04-25-2002, 07:03 PM

lol !

04-25-2002, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mylittlecivic
lol !

pw

94_AcCoRd_EX · 04-25-2002, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tightteg52
Sorry im a democrat!!

Are you even old enough to vote?

04-25-2002, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 94_AcCoRd_EX

Are you even old enough to vote?

har har har!! yes next election i will be voting!! And i know QUITE A FEW ppl that ARE old enough to vote but dont so there!

04-25-2002, 05:11 PM	#1
Honda_Gurl Posts: n/a	Gore joke Given that Al Gore has no job, he decided to take a sightseeing vacation to Europe. While visiting Europe, he is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate." She phones Toni Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it? Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am." "Correct. Thank you and goodbye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Gore?" "Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!" Upon returning home, he decides he'd better put some of his old friends to the test. He calls Bill Clinton and says, "Hi, Bill, I wonder if you can answer a question for me." "Why, of course, Al. What's on your mind?" "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?" Clinton hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Gore agrees and Clinton hangs up. Clinton immediately calls members of his old staff, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Clinton calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem. "Now look here, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?" Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course, you idiot." Much relieved, Clinton rushes back to call Gore and exclaims. "I know the answer Al! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!! And Gore replies in disgust, "Wrong, it's Tony Blair."

04-25-2002, 05:27 PM	#2
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 44 Posts: 17,266	lol __________________

04-25-2002, 06:13 PM	#3
94_AcCoRd_EX Insomniac Moderator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: OR Age: 44 Posts: 11,142	LMAO Sounds like Gore to me __________________ 1994 Accord EX coupe --Need hosting for your pics on HST? PM me...--

04-25-2002, 06:41 PM	#5
DsBlu01CivEX Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: York Age: 44 Posts: 2,542	democrat as well...but i still chuckled....i just figure it this way...you could put just about any politicians name in there. Just depends on what your political affiliation is __________________ "Oh, I have a goal. And it's to have no goals at all." http://www.myspace.com/kenike

04-25-2002, 06:46 PM	#7
DsBlu01CivEX Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: York Age: 44 Posts: 2,542	Hey now...I thought you didn't wanna start a political debate! __________________ "Oh, I have a goal. And it's to have no goals at all." http://www.myspace.com/kenike

04-25-2002, 06:14 PM	#4
tightteg52 Posts: n/a	me no like!!! Sorry im a democrat!! but lets not get into a political argument!

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