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04-24-2002, 09:14 PM
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Guys are just as smart as girls....
Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they both wanted to go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast. They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend any time that they could together.
As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never be home, and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return the letters. Even when he e-mailed her, she took days to return his messages. Finally, she confessed to him she wanted to date around. He didn't want to do this and increased his calls, letters, and e-mails trying to win back her love. After a while she became annoyed, and because she now had a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back. So, what she did is this: She took a polaroid picture of her, sucking her new boyfriend's penis, while almost naked and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone." Well, needless to say this guy was heartbroken, but even more so, he was pissed. So, what he did next was awesome. He wrote on the back of the photo the following, "Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time in college, please send more money!" and mailed the picture to her parents. |
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04-24-2002, 09:16 PM
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ROFLMAO ! !!!!
HAHA ... i think i'm gonna choke or sumtin !!!!!
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04-24-2002, 09:34 PM
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Lol
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04-24-2002, 10:01 PM
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seen it b4... still funny.
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04-24-2002, 10:02 PM
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Repost Wagon
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man, that wuz great. maybe we should have a forum for jokes
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04-24-2002, 10:06 PM
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we're workin on that!!! oh and that was a freakin funny joke!!!! |
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04-24-2002, 10:14 PM
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ditto it's a good hint for guys though...use this next time something ****s up  |
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04-24-2002, 11:09 PM
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wow guys do have a cold-hearted b**ch side to them. that's good to know!
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04-24-2002, 11:16 PM
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hehe you think thats bad!! I read this one story a guy and girl wer about to get married when the guy had this feelin his women was cheating on him. so he gets a Private eye to got and check things out he gets shots of the bride with his best friend also the best man!! So onto the wedding day. the womens father pays for a HUGE wedding for his little girl! come time for the reception as the man raises for a toast. he says he got everyone a present and for them to check onder there chairs! well under every seat is a picture of the bride and best man bangin!! he walks of and everyone is like WTF!!!! |
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04-24-2002, 11:32 PM
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lol tt.
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04-25-2002, 01:22 PM
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That was great!
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04-25-2002, 06:50 PM
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i've read that one too before. I know I'm a chick and all...but damn I give total props to that man. If that wasn't the best revenge I don't know what is!!!
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04-25-2002, 06:51 PM
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04-25-2002, 09:43 PM
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TT never heard that but it was hella funny
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04-25-2002, 09:49 PM
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Repost Wagon
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TT where did u get that from ?
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