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04-23-2002, 02:51 PM
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The Best "Chicken Joke" Ever
The Best "Chicken Joke" Ever
On the farm live a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day, the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. The horse begged the chicken to go get the farmer for help! The chicken ran back to the farm. She searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new BMW Z3. Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped off with a length of a rope, hoping she still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrived in the shiny BMW Z3. He managed to get a hold of the rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the BMW Z3, the chicken then drove slowly forward and with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW Z3 back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented. Best buddies, best pals. A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon she too began to sink and cried out to the horse to save her life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would then lift her out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled her up and out, saving her life. The moral of the story??? When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks. |
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04-23-2002, 02:59 PM
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 The jokes are just flyin' on this board lately.
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04-23-2002, 03:10 PM
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LoL!!!
That's hilarious....
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04-23-2002, 03:13 PM
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I have heard that before....I like it...
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04-23-2002, 03:24 PM
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yeah i know people didn't like that worst nightmare one..so i had to find some joke to redeem myself..hahah |
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04-23-2002, 03:44 PM
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lol hahahahahahaha
oh.....anyone have a spare beamer than?  |
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04-23-2002, 04:28 PM
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lmao!
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04-23-2002, 04:37 PM
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ya i've noticed that too we might be needing a humor/comedy forum pretty soon! |
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04-23-2002, 08:04 PM
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holy shiit, thats the funniest thing i heard in a while
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04-23-2002, 08:34 PM
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These jokes today are freakin hillarious
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04-23-2002, 11:12 PM
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Oh that is sooo great and just proves my theory. Most guys (especially old guys) who drive nice a$$ and expensive sports cars are just tryin to compensate for other areas they are lacking in. Sorry old ballz....but you aren't foolin me!
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04-24-2002, 07:22 PM
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That was hella funny!! we need a joke section!! that would rock! someone get chief in here im to lazy!
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04-24-2002, 07:25 PM
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yea i tossed him a message and said that jokes will be kept in the Off Topic forum until later.....so in due time!!!..hehe
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04-24-2002, 07:28 PM
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argh oh well!! just keep them comin and we will have another forum soon!!!! |
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04-24-2002, 07:42 PM
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definitely!!!!......i'll keep postin jokes on whatever i think is funny.. from what i've seen from emails/websites...
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04-24-2002, 07:44 PM
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ok man im holding you to that!!at least one joke a day! hehe |
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