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C's 94 InTeGrA · 04-19-2002, 07:50 PM

ADULT SEX QUIZ > > >Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? >A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a >blowjob. > >Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end? >A.) So men can be open minded. > >Q.) What's the speed limit of sex? >A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around. > >Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? >A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get. > >Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick? >A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! > >Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego... >A.) "Is it in?" > >Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough
Boy?
>A.) A red headed ***** with a yeast infection. > >Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? >A.) One of his fingers is clean. > >Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers? >A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it A Goodyear. > >Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common? >A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.

04-19-2002, 10:28 PM

LMAO

04-19-2002, 10:47 PM

all very funny... nice find.

04-19-2002, 10:50 PM

hahah..pure jokes..
a few of them i've seen before..but the ones that are new to me..haha...amazing...always up for a good laugh....

ebpda9 · 04-19-2002, 11:42 PM

i liked the goodyear one

DsBlu01CivEX · 04-20-2002, 01:43 PM

Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? >A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

haha that's great!!!

04-22-2002, 06:48 AM

Hahaha those jokes are great!!!

04-19-2002, 07:50 PM	#1
C's 94 InTeGrA 4th Gear Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Dover, Ohio Age: 40 Posts: 858	Adult Sex Quiz ADULT SEX QUIZ > > >Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? >A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a >blowjob. > >Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end? >A.) So men can be open minded. > >Q.) What's the speed limit of sex? >A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around. > >Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? >A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get. > >Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick? >A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! > >Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego... >A.) "Is it in?" > >Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy? >A.) A red headed ***** with a yeast infection. > >Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? >A.) One of his fingers is clean. > >Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers? >A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it A Goodyear. > >Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common? >A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.

04-19-2002, 11:42 PM	#5
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 44 Posts: 17,266	i liked the goodyear one __________________

04-20-2002, 01:43 PM	#6
DsBlu01CivEX Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: York Age: 44 Posts: 2,542	Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? >A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get. haha that's great!!! __________________ "Oh, I have a goal. And it's to have no goals at all." http://www.myspace.com/kenike

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04-19-2002, 10:47 PM	#3
Maxvla Posts: n/a	all very funny... nice find.

04-19-2002, 10:50 PM	#4
NooNz Posts: n/a	hahah..pure jokes.. a few of them i've seen before..but the ones that are new to me..haha...amazing...always up for a good laugh....

04-22-2002, 06:48 AM	#7
BottLeFedCivIc Posts: n/a	Hahaha those jokes are great!!!