I need tips on making quick easy money.. legal or illegal

Oh yeah i'm new too, but save your breath. YEah i jus got this 02' civic ex, blue, yeah its nice, but now i need to put tv screens in that shit so i can play my PS2, and some rims, i'm not trying to be speed racer here, 17's would look purty, yeah so jot down some ideas (please leave out selling drugs, too many people got caught dealing crack up here), yeah i wonder what my avatar is