The other night I was just cruising around town, doing my thing, and I look over at this ugly ass green Saturn full of what I thought was girls but turned out to be guys!

Anyway, I'm looking over at this car and the next thing I know he's revving on me. A f*cking saturn revving! So, being ancy I revved up to about 2500 RPM and the light turned green..he floors it and smokes his tires and being the nice guy I am I just ease the clutch out and let him think he's gonna win...he was about a car and half a head of me so I dropped it into second and bye-bye mr.saturn..he was kissing my tailights..and then the next thing I know the Explorer that was behind the Saturn(I'm guessing they were friends) comes flying around me and pulls up next to me..I'm in 5th doing about 60 and this Explorer starts pulling away..so I figured hey, why not two kills in one run...so I dropped into 3rd and he kissed my ass all the way to the next light where he flicked me off and said a few things about my mom.. I hate sore losers..especially the ones who think they're so damn fast.
