The excited southerner gets beat by a Honda

I know this kill may not be all that impressive but its worth tellin.
So i line up at the Red with an ol'skool camaro, ahead of us 2 miles of open country road. Roll down the window
Me: W'sup man, is that a V8?
Redneck: Yup, Fave leeter, wut 'baut you?
Me: Just a four banger, you wanna go?
Redneck:You got it man
I stay quiet while our kid rock wannabe guns his engine right before the green. My clutch is gone so he instantly jumps like 2 cars on me, but once i engage i blow past him im at the top of second bottom of third. I stop at the bottom of 5th (about 105mph) and he is way behind. I presumed that he didnt even try and just went about my day. Few days later he sees me at the DMV
Redneck: You Drav uh black honduh?
Me: yeah.....
Redneck: Remembur me, tha brown Z28 on S.R.46
Me: Oh yeah, w'sup
Redneck: Dang that thang iz fayast, whut did you hit the NATROUS???
Me: hehe, nah man naturally aspirated 4.
Redneck:Aww c'mon you had to have! theres no way! i tried to catch up and couldnt evun tuch yah.
Me:Watch out man, us Jap 4 bangers are comin up.
--Priceless