Stupid Rides

[JDMFantasy2k]

Name some rediculously obscene rides from around your town. We have tons of em around here some we call WT (white trash, poor and trying to be fast with trash) or we'll just say KYS (kill your self) when we see something that belongs in a junkyard.

1st car is a early model red ford contour with a dual exhaust system that would make screaming hyienas in africa go mute.

2nd car is a green late model cavilier with a racing graphic and a dual exhaust system that causes me to cover my ears, it's seriously so bad.

3rd car isn't from around here but i think it was a black chrysler sebring or similar model. Looked nice, apc decals in the front windshield, asshole driver tailgating me, and out back rested a flourescent erector set wing that could produce 547391 pounds of downforce

[CD5Passion]

saw a cavy with a turbo but it sounded like ass and backfired through every gear....

[MAXed Out]

Dang there are a lot of those around here. First Hondaman-iacs rides HAHAH just playing bro.
CAvaliers with fake spinnaz!
Civics with nasty ass sound farting exhausts and primered body kits and no drop.
Just ghetto ass cars like t-birds and cutlass's.

[GT40FIED]

Much like a thread asking the ladies what lingerie they like to wear, this thread is worthless without pics. That said, here's a few.

1. There's a few of these around. People down here seem to like taking cars and making trucks out of them. Kind of like jerry-rigged El Caminos. There's a Cutlass and a Crown Vic...that I know of.

2. Tons of imports with owners apparently to busy to get their body kits painted.

3. An Isuzu SUV with horrible big ass chrome wheels, Altezzas, and a chrome brush guard. Hey...here's a thought...if you're driving through so much brush that you need a guard for it, perhaps it should be CHROME.

[JDMFantasy2k]

Originally posted by MAXed Out
.....fake spinnaz!.....

how could i forgot those, oh another thing i love is the ammount of 1980's WT transam/firebirds with rust on the body and a trailer trash driver with a pony tail and pubic hair moustache. I love it when they rev their engines at stop lights and you can undoubtedly tell that the majority of the noise is commin from the hole in the manifold and not the exhaust itself

[C's 94 InTeGrA]

hehe here are our so called *awesome* rides

200 White Cavy with black racing stripes with *2.4 High Out-Put* written on the back lol. Green underbodies and thinks its the fastest thing around. Also seems to think he can beat my Supercharged Teg.

1980s style camaro V6 with spinner hubcaps and blue underbodies. Claims to have had a turbo pushing 50 pounds of boost lol..

2003 Kia Reo blue with lime greeen decals and a alummium wing and fart can. Thinks hes fast when he runs high 18's in the quarter mile lol.

1990's maybe Ford Festia. White with cut springs with 13in wheels i aint shittin ya either lol. Big tach in the window

[IALuder]

any neon i see.

integra..... blue body, white front end, primered rear... and some ugly ass 15's...... not to mention a dumb ass looking guy driving

[RxGoaT13]

i seen the funniest looking ride the other day.
its a mid 90's saturn. all stock looking down to the hub cap wheels and everything, besides a giant wing on the back of it. it was so funny. and when i pulled up next to him at a red light he was revin up his engine wanting to race i just laughed and when it turned green he tryed to haul ass but i effortlessly drove along side 'em. if anything the wing was probally weighing down his car. those things are pointless especially if you have front wheel drive.

[GT40FIED]

There's a car back up in KC...a Celica if I remember right...thjat actually has a spoiler on ot's FUCKING HOOD. This guy tried to race me while I was leaving a car show a couple of years ago, before the mighty turbo. Needless to say he was all show, no go and I stomped him like a punch to the colon.

[RxGoaT13]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
I stomped him like a punch to the colon.

LOL