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05-05-2004, 01:58 AM
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A girls first time*
(Assume you are a girl if you are a boy)
It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he ;refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him ;more room for an easy entrance.You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses ;closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful.Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all,it was your first time to have a tooth pulled. Naughty, Naughty! What were you thinkin' ? PERVERT I know what you were thinking! YOU MUST SEND THIS THIS TO 10 PEOPLE AND YOUR DEEPEST DESIRES WILL COME TRUE |
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05-05-2004, 03:24 AM
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The first time I read it I laughed...now that I remembered it, it's just not the same anymore heh
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05-05-2004, 03:54 AM
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Ha ha ha...yea, I thought they were talking about sex when I was reading it at first too...
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05-05-2004, 08:20 AM
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Mwahahah. I think thats the point to make u think they are talking about sex.
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05-05-2004, 09:42 AM
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Yahoo Watashi wa kattaze!
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I remember sending that to my gf in highschool.....she didnt think it was funny
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05-05-2004, 10:23 AM
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HAHA! i remember getting that in my mail a while back
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05-05-2004, 03:17 PM
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This right here shows that humans are sex-driven...ha ha ha
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05-05-2004, 07:23 PM
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wow , that was crazy... i was almost discussted then i started to read on and cracked up.. hahah
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05-05-2004, 09:00 PM
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Nice
 hell yea. i could help but pictue 2 14yrs getting it on in my mind.
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05-06-2004, 12:26 AM
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And I can't help but think your a pedophile!
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05-06-2004, 12:33 AM
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now i really dont wanna go to the dentist
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05-06-2004, 01:25 AM
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Sheit, I haven't been in a long time myself...
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05-06-2004, 07:16 AM
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lol, that was great. my mind is always in the gutter
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05-06-2004, 07:17 AM
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I think that's everybody though...
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05-06-2004, 12:05 PM
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That almost gave me a stiffy.
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05-06-2004, 12:12 PM
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Nasty boy....he he he
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05-06-2004, 01:04 PM
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hey 14 is to old for me. so cut me some slack.
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05-06-2004, 01:14 PM
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Ha ha ha ha....n-e-waze...
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05-06-2004, 01:22 PM
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..*snore*........WHAT?? Did you say something?? I swear someone said "stiffy"............ 
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05-06-2004, 05:52 PM
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^ Her Wolf instincts are coming out.... as she hunts down her next victim.
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05-06-2004, 09:12 PM
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man to bad im small and her wolf instincts cant pick me up.
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05-07-2004, 08:16 AM
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You guys are too much. I've been on the hunt and still haven't found much but the longer it's been, the hungrier I am, the nastier I get. Sorry SFKing, I did notice, I just didn't want you to get hurt if we did do something and you had to get a penis cast. Don't want to pay out more money to get the extra health insurance 'cause I'm trying to save up for my new Jeep. 
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05-07-2004, 09:38 AM
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Man, I've been on a drought for two months and a week...
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05-07-2004, 02:55 PM
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well then black its all good!! kool aid anytime my offer stands.
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05-07-2004, 03:23 PM
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La Loba Loca
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Ahhh, he's sooo sweet. Let's fulfill his fantasy by both of us taking him on at the same time........cream and shugaar...........damn, I've been watching too much porn...........
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