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[KwikR6]

Now I'm not sexist or anything...my girl friend sent me this...

> > > > >>Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
> > > > >>Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
> > > > >>Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a
> > > > >>dirty fat slut.
> > > > >>
> > > > >>Man: Is this seat empty?
> > > > >>Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
> > > > >>Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck my cock just yet
> > >unless you insist
> > > > >>
> > > > >>Man: Your place or mine?
> > > > >>Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
> > > > >>Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of
> > > > >>my car, I don't give a shit where you go.
> > > > >>
> > > > >>Man: So, what do you do for a living?
> > > > >>Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
> > > > >>Man: That explains the moustache then!
> > > > >>
> > > > >>Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
> > > > >>Woman: Unfertilized.
> > > > >>Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load in your ass then
> > > > >>
> > > > >>Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
> > > > >>Woman: But would you stay there?
> > > > >>Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is
> > > > >>impossible to shake off once you've been shagged.
> > > > >>
> > > > >>Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
> > > > >>Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
> > > > >>Man: Cool, as long as you are still a little warm when I shove it
> > > > >>up your can.
> > > > >>
> > > > >>Man: Would you like to dance?
> > > > >>Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
> > > > >>Man: I think you misheard me. I said your ass looks fat in those
> > > > >>pants.
> > > > >>
> > > > >>Man: Where have you been all my life?
> > > > >>Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
> > > > >>Man: Just as well cuz I've been shagging your mum while your dad
> > > > >>watches.
> > > > >>
> > > > >>Man: You're pretty
> > > > >>Woman: Piss off.
> > > > >>Man: Don't interrupt. You're pretty ugly, you fat *****.