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Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: At the end of the longest line
Age: 43
Posts: 7,451
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Ok...this small town shit is officially out of hand
I knew moving to a small town was a mistake...even for school. Today I had an early class...9am and I'd been drinking last night until around 2am (as per usual) so I was a little out of it for class. Anyways...while walking into our tech center you have to pass through two double doors...kinda like an airlock but not nearly as life-saving. As I walk up I notice this girl coming out of the first set of doors and, as she see's me, runs up and opens the door for me. Now...as some of you may or may not know, I have shorter arms than most folks but I gaurantee i can do anything you can do better...this includes opening doors. Anyhow...she swings the door open and with this kinda creepy look on her face exclaims "You don't have any arms! That is SO cool!". Now at this point I'm not sure whether to laugh hiysterically at her stupidity or smack her. I stood there for a second...hung over and a bit stunned that someone could be so dumb and just replied "Thanks...I'm glad you approve". Jesus tap dancing christ...what the hell have I gotten myself into?
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