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11-11-2003, 01:17 PM
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for the guys....
any of u guys taking a leak standing up and all the of sudden you sneeze? damn thing goes everywhere........
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11-11-2003, 01:22 PM
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that has to be the most random comment i have ever heard in my life....but sadly...........i know what your talking about lol.
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11-11-2003, 01:24 PM
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4th Gear
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well it just happened about 10 mins ago, and i was laughing pretty damn hard by myself so i felt like a loser and had to share it with all you
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11-11-2003, 01:24 PM
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11-11-2003, 02:49 PM
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lol....
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11-11-2003, 03:10 PM
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Yahoo Watashi wa kattaze!
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I stop going if i have to sneeze so nothing really happens |
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11-11-2003, 03:12 PM
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Registered User
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I usually try to hold one of em back (the pee or sneeze) and usually I end up not sneezing then I have that congested feeling for about 20 minutes. and damn do I hate that feeling
and yes very very random
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11-11-2003, 03:37 PM
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11-11-2003, 03:49 PM
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I was peeing last weekend while camping and got raped by three mosquitos
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11-11-2003, 07:38 PM
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Try caughing while peeing...hurts like a bastard. It's like your body decides it's gonna try and push twice as much through.
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11-11-2003, 07:41 PM
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Yeah, but when you stop going when your about to sneeze it stings . So, i just keep going , and pray I don't get it on me...
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11-11-2003, 10:48 PM
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let it fly... I got a wife to clean my bathroom.
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11-11-2003, 11:46 PM
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ive got good aim under pressure
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11-12-2003, 12:10 AM
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HAHAHAHA What's hillarious is the subjects men sometimes discuss.
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11-12-2003, 03:33 AM
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you know there isnt a guy here who dosnt know what he's talking about though... lol. everyones had the sneeze creep up on them while takin a pee.
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11-12-2003, 04:53 AM
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3rd Gear
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how about when u sneeze and fart at the same time? i hate that sh#@
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11-12-2003, 08:31 AM
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Next try sneezing while in one of the flying superman poses when you're trying to overcome the morning wood.
Sneeze & a pee I'm sure happens to all of us at sometime....but I don't remember when it happened to me. Sneezing while brushing your teeth makes quite a mess. b |
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11-12-2003, 08:43 AM
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Thought Police
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hahahahahahhaha..... superman poses... another one of those things that ive never hred of but know EXACTLY what your talking about
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11-12-2003, 07:25 PM
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I don't remember ever sneezing while whizzing, I guess I'm missing out...
I do know about getting raped by mosquitoes though, lol. |
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11-12-2003, 11:09 PM
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6th Gear
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lol piss while sneezing it never happened to me, and then being raped by 3 musquitoes that is hilarious.
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11-13-2003, 01:13 PM
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Registered User
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try coughing or sneezing and farting at the EXACT same time..that freakin hurts!!! i dunno why but it does!
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11-13-2003, 09:00 PM
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wh-what? im mesmorized by armyguy's signature.......*drooooooooooooooooooooool*
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