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GT40FIED · 11-02-2003, 03:05 AM

I just caught a snippet of a local news broadcast about a guy who, in the middle of the day, pointed a shotgun at his wife. Of course, police were called and, of course, this retard ran from them. Let me again stress that this was the middle of the god damned day...around noon. So he leads them on a chase for a good while and ends up wrapping his mini van (wtf? You're trying to elude someone, not driving to soccer pratice) around a telephone pole. Here's where my new idea kicks in. They said he was taken to the hospital in critical condition. Under my new idea, if you run from the cops and wrap your dumb ass around a poll...YOU GET LEFT THERE TO DIE. I'm sorry...but it's natural selection. If you're stupid enough to run from the cops (especially in a mini van) then you are obviously a moron and, therefore, your genes are inferior for reproduction thus your existance is negated. It's like when you see those "for dummies" books and there's one on sex...do we really want stupid people breeding? No. So if you're dumb enough to run from the cops and get away...I'll applaud the effort (though not the crime) cuz let's face it...they've got you out numbered. But if you wrap your sorry ass around a tree or another car then you need to be left there to die like the miserable go-tard that you are. So...what do you guys think...am I onto something here?

CD5Passion · 11-02-2003, 03:44 AM

I for one second your idea, I've thought the same about this subject since I can remember and it should go for occurences such as drugs and alcohol if you are sent to the hospital because you overdosed (assuming you knew the consequences) you should be left to die in your puke

ebpda9 · 11-02-2003, 09:37 AM

well i kinda agree with you, but sometimes under extreme pressure the human brain does not act in your best interest in split second decisions. Ofcourse it might sound dumb what he did when cold thinking it, but in the heat of the moment it is all different. i can give you one example: almost everyone knows that when a car starts sliding on wet/ice it's not good to slam on the brakes, but in extreme situations almost everyone does slam on the brakes making the outcome worse. I guess it's just a human instinct.

11-02-2003, 12:13 PM

I'll play devil's advocate here and argue against you somewhat.

1. If you're driving a minivan, it shouldn't matter whether you're running from the cops or not. You shouldn't be allowed to live just for driving a minivan.

2. Sex for Dummies ought to exist, we should encourage stupid people to attempt procreation...and we should take advantage of their stupidity and teach them something utterly ridiculous so we can all laugh at them. Never underestimate the comedic value of stupid people. We should not, however, allow them to actually learn how to procreate successfully.

3. People who wrap their vehicles around other objects as a direct result of their own stupidity should be given the best medical attention possible. They should be in good health to ensure they can longer endure the impending torture we will give them.

b

11-02-2003, 12:43 PM

No no no no no. You're not seeing some important details here. You're talking about a guy who is dumb enough to own a minivan and to pull a shotgun on his wife. He probably had no clue the cops were after him. Sounds to me like just another typical minivan driver. He just couldn't find another car to cushion his fall.

MAXed Out · 11-02-2003, 07:48 PM

Yeah i agree with Loki.

11-02-2003, 03:05 AM	#1
GT40FIED Best...mod...ever Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: At the end of the longest line Age: 43 Posts: 7,451	So here's my new idea I just caught a snippet of a local news broadcast about a guy who, in the middle of the day, pointed a shotgun at his wife. Of course, police were called and, of course, this retard ran from them. Let me again stress that this was the middle of the god damned day...around noon. So he leads them on a chase for a good while and ends up wrapping his mini van (wtf? You're trying to elude someone, not driving to soccer pratice) around a telephone pole. Here's where my new idea kicks in. They said he was taken to the hospital in critical condition. Under my new idea, if you run from the cops and wrap your dumb ass around a poll...YOU GET LEFT THERE TO DIE. I'm sorry...but it's natural selection. If you're stupid enough to run from the cops (especially in a mini van) then you are obviously a moron and, therefore, your genes are inferior for reproduction thus your existance is negated. It's like when you see those "for dummies" books and there's one on sex...do we really want stupid people breeding? No. So if you're dumb enough to run from the cops and get away...I'll applaud the effort (though not the crime) cuz let's face it...they've got you out numbered. But if you wrap your sorry ass around a tree or another car then you need to be left there to die like the miserable go-tard that you are. So...what do you guys think...am I onto something here? __________________ 1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika

11-02-2003, 03:44 AM	#2
CD5Passion Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Santa Barbara, California Age: 39 Posts: 5,446	I for one second your idea, I've thought the same about this subject since I can remember and it should go for occurences such as drugs and alcohol if you are sent to the hospital because you overdosed (assuming you knew the consequences) you should be left to die in your puke __________________

11-02-2003, 09:37 AM	#3
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 44 Posts: 17,266	well i kinda agree with you, but sometimes under extreme pressure the human brain does not act in your best interest in split second decisions. Ofcourse it might sound dumb what he did when cold thinking it, but in the heat of the moment it is all different. i can give you one example: almost everyone knows that when a car starts sliding on wet/ice it's not good to slam on the brakes, but in extreme situations almost everyone does slam on the brakes making the outcome worse. I guess it's just a human instinct. __________________

11-02-2003, 07:48 PM	#6
MAXed Out 6th Gear Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Cleveland, OH Age: 38 Posts: 1,974	Yeah i agree with Loki. __________________ SHIFT_MyNuts Some people call it an obsession I just call it my maxima 1997 Maxima SE 5spd, Stillen Body Kit, Warpspeed Y & B pipes, Magnaflow Muffler, Koni Yellows & Tein S-tech springs, JVC Headunit, Directed 7" in dash screen,Stillen Intake, red/clear tail lights, AE mod, Paceseter STS, EL-Glow Gauges, Clutchmasters FX300 Clutch, rebuilt tranny, 19" Mille Miglia Evo 5's with Pirelli Pzero's(summer), 18" Hp D-10 hyper silver wrapped in Goodyear ultra HPR, SPW front strut bar, Helios 7000k HID, Motostorm UDP, Viper 5000Vx alarm, 2 12" PowerClass 124 subs, Kenwood 1200 Watt amp, DVD Changer

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11-02-2003, 12:13 PM	#4
spoogenet Posts: n/a	I'll play devil's advocate here and argue against you somewhat. 1. If you're driving a minivan, it shouldn't matter whether you're running from the cops or not. You shouldn't be allowed to live just for driving a minivan. 2. Sex for Dummies ought to exist, we should encourage stupid people to attempt procreation...and we should take advantage of their stupidity and teach them something utterly ridiculous so we can all laugh at them. Never underestimate the comedic value of stupid people. We should not, however, allow them to actually learn how to procreate successfully. 3. People who wrap their vehicles around other objects as a direct result of their own stupidity should be given the best medical attention possible. They should be in good health to ensure they can longer endure the impending torture we will give them. b

11-02-2003, 12:43 PM	#5
Loki Posts: n/a	No no no no no. You're not seeing some important details here. You're talking about a guy who is dumb enough to own a minivan and to pull a shotgun on his wife. He probably had no clue the cops were after him. Sounds to me like just another typical minivan driver. He just couldn't find another car to cushion his fall.