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Old 11-02-2003, 03:05 AM   #1
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So here's my new idea

I just caught a snippet of a local news broadcast about a guy who, in the middle of the day, pointed a shotgun at his wife. Of course, police were called and, of course, this retard ran from them. Let me again stress that this was the middle of the god damned day...around noon. So he leads them on a chase for a good while and ends up wrapping his mini van (wtf? You're trying to elude someone, not driving to soccer pratice) around a telephone pole. Here's where my new idea kicks in. They said he was taken to the hospital in critical condition. Under my new idea, if you run from the cops and wrap your dumb ass around a poll...YOU GET LEFT THERE TO DIE. I'm sorry...but it's natural selection. If you're stupid enough to run from the cops (especially in a mini van) then you are obviously a moron and, therefore, your genes are inferior for reproduction thus your existance is negated. It's like when you see those "for dummies" books and there's one on sex...do we really want stupid people breeding? No. So if you're dumb enough to run from the cops and get away...I'll applaud the effort (though not the crime) cuz let's face it...they've got you out numbered. But if you wrap your sorry ass around a tree or another car then you need to be left there to die like the miserable go-tard that you are. So...what do you guys think...am I onto something here?
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