Dumbest sh!t you've pulled

I was bored at my job today(as usual) and I was thinking, "What's the dumbest thing I've ever done". Well after much consideration I decided on one event.

It was when my friend and I stayed in his camper outside of his house. We were bored of the whole "camping experiance" and tried to think of something to do. Well being the pyro/adreneline junkie that I am, I said "Hey lets go throw some flaming marshmellows at your neighbors house(smart huh?). Well we lit up the burners in the camper began the destruction. Once it was all said and done with, there was a huge fuxing mess, but it didn't stop there. My friend suggested that we get rid of those extra fireworks that were left over from the 4th. So we began to light off roman candels and artilirey shells on their roof. Once we ran out, we went to sleep. Well in the morning his neighbor woke up and had realized what happened and was extremely pissed. He came over to the camper and looked into the camper and saw up. At the time my friend was lighting some paper on fire in the toaster which obviously proved to his neighbor that we were the culprits. He then proceeded to contact our parents (we were 15 at the time) and told them the whole story, and it just so happend that his neighbor was one of my dad's best friends!:o :o So I was fuxed

Oh yeah, and after he had talked to us and went back to his house, he noticed that we had accidently broken one of his landscaping lights and belted out "F****** Cocksuckers, you broke my F****** light!
So what's the dumbest sh!t you've ever pulled?

[thermal]

Gosh man...... to many to mentioned ...... Growing up in the Philippines, my friends and I hopped over the fence and stole mangos from a farm, got chased by a freakin' dog and an owner carrying a macheti (*spell). The dog bit me on the leg, luckily I was wearing jeans, so it didnt protrude through .

[Duckydos]

When I lived in Japan, they used to have these cement slides. They were large-smooth slabs of cement on the side of hills. You could go down on your butt, or grab cardboard or wax-paper and fly down them. Anyway, we would take bottle rockets and launch them up the hill and they would land on the adjacent baseball field. Well, one day the school's baseball team had enough, and they chased us. Well, I had my dad's large 5" switchblade and thought that I would stay back and fight them. I don't remember how the knife got knocked out of my hand, but it did and I got beat pretty good. I managed to make it home and told my parents that the Japanese gang beat me up.

Actually, in fact, I did alot of stupid things in Japan, coming to think about it. It mostly involved fireworks and shoplifting though. We tried to steal a car once, but that didn't work out.

-Ducky

[pdiggitydogg]

man...lots of things...things id really rather not say

but the dumbest by far has to be this one thing that I really cant say...lets just say I was young, foolish, and had real big balls to do it...unfortunately I got caught

another time i threw dog crap at my neighbor's house (while he was home) w/ the pooper-scooper

Another time I threw gasoline filled balloons into a fire

Another time I drove w/ my head sticking out of a sunroof for over a mile during the daytime (yes so people could see)

Another time...

Originally posted by pdiggitydogg
man...lots of things...things id really rather not say

but the dumbest by far has to be this one thing that I really cant say...lets just say I was young, foolish, and had real big balls to do it...unfortunately I got caught

Another time...

lol, c'mon tell us, I wanna know

[thermal]

I rather not say these neither.... but I will anyway. Just keep in mind that I was never the "head master" of these stupidity, but young and stupid enough to ride along for it.....

My buddy put some dog poop in a really nice looking box and left it in the middle of the road. Motorist had stopped and picked it up, then see it get thrown out of the window.

We also used to throw beer bottles in the middle of the street. I'm talking about a case of empty beer bottle....if not more than a case.

We've also placed heavy firecrackers inside a beer bottle and let it go off. Nobody got hurt but daaaaymmm..... that is so stupid!

[Duckydos]

LOL, that reminds me. When I lived in Charlestown, there was this place called Sharkstooth. It was an old quary(sp) or something like that, with mud pits and shiat. It was within walking distance of my house on-base. Well, we'd go out there and mess around on our bikes. One day, the big kids convinced me that I would be cool if I rolled around in the mud. Well, I wanted to be cool like them, so I did... I embarassed my brother so much :\

Ahh, the horror of youth.
Ducky

[pdiggitydogg]

no way
'cause man...it was the dumbest shit...like jail time (and i dont need it)

[ebpda9]

heh, i did lots of stupid crap: from "fixing" teacher's car, to listening to phone lines from the local radio station. :o

[pimpinprelude]

hahaha holy crap... uhhh i really dont know whare to start... and i am still doing stuped stuff.. since i am 15 and all... one of them resolted in a gun shot wound.. dont wanna talk about that one.. geesh .. and the other had something to do with a festival ball and a canning jar...

[nonovurbizniz]

Me and 3 friends threw BIG rocks at the H.S. greenhouse to break windows... DIRECTLY after school... IE teachers in the teacher loung directly above the greenhouse... oops.

Broke windows to another school (didn't think we would we were REALLY far away... but one friend made it and broke the window).

Stole LOTS of stuff... nothing major but LOTS of volume. (TONS of hood orniments).

Blew LOTS AND LOTS of stuff up...

LOTS of fires (I usually put them out actually I had 2 really bad pyro buddies... one was on probation for 6 years.)

We probobly shouldn't get into me behind the wheel... lets just say sideways in a fwd car at 80 on narrow backroads is NOT a good idea. nor is doing a burnout up the oneway outlet of a police station... especially when you're drunk and in the middle of taking a hit of a joint...