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07-02-2003, 10:15 AM
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The 3 phases of the penis
A young woman asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of penises are there?"
The mother, surprised, answers, "Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his sixties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" "Yes. Dried up, and the balls are there for decoration only."
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07-02-2003, 11:43 AM
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07-02-2003, 11:59 AM
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:o
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07-02-2003, 12:03 PM
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Oh man! :o
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07-02-2003, 02:10 PM
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lol
funny!
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07-02-2003, 03:20 PM
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Hahaha! funny shit!
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07-02-2003, 06:59 PM
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That's a mental picture i didn't need......
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07-02-2003, 07:21 PM
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Fool! When you see the word penis you stop reading. Then forget that you saw the word in the first place. Or we can all pretend we're grownups and it doesn't bother us. |
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07-02-2003, 09:06 PM
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*in the voice of Jason Mewes*...."He loves the cock"....jfwy.
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07-02-2003, 10:20 PM
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thats rough.....
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07-02-2003, 10:28 PM
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lol:o
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07-02-2003, 11:30 PM
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lol
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07-03-2003, 12:20 AM
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:o :o
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07-03-2003, 02:35 AM
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i love your sense of humor
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