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05-06-2003, 04:29 PM
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Mexican Census (it's a joke)
1. Number of cars parked on your street:
__ Enough to line the block __ Enough to line the block and all driveway entrances __ Enough to line the block, all driveway entrances, and two on my front lawn. 2. Year, make and model of your car? __ 1960s Lowered Chevy Impala, dents on sides and Mexican blanket lining backseat, Guadalupe image carved into driver's side window __ 1970s Monte Carlo with horn that plays the "Godfather" theme, covered with grey primer spots, frequently stalls in intersections, "I love Chihuahua" bumper sticker on rear bumper __ RTD __ ˇFock you, racista pendejo! 3. How many of you Mexicans are usually seated in the vehicle at any given time? __ Mijo, mija, popi, mima, mama, Chita, Chano, Beto, Bembo, Lupe, Lupecita. That's all. __ Just me and mi ruca __ ˇFock you, racista cabron! 4. How many hours each week do you spend repairing your vehicle in your front yard? __ 10-20 __ 20-48 __ duct tape isn't just a job, it's an adventure 5. When were you last employed as a janitor? __ ˇViva la raza! I ain't cleaning shit till the strike's over. 6. How many cousins do you have? __ 300-500 __ 500-1,000 __ 1,000 to...fock it, we breed like roaches. 7. How many of your teenage cousins are currently knocked up? __ I swear it wasn't me __ I lost track after Angel 8. How many images of Hey-sus (Jesus) do you have in your casa? __ Let's see...there's the portrait of the Last Supper in the kitchen, the one in the hall with the eyes that follow you everywhere, one in each bedroom, one over each TV, one crucifix over each bed, and one glow-in-the-dark Jesus over the wet bar. __ Too many to count. 9. Where do you buy your black sandals and white socks? __ The First Street Store in East Los, where else? __ Focking Payless __ Wherever the fock they are on sale 10. Hang in there, we're almost done. __ I have to go soon. I have an appointment with my parole officer. __ I have to go soon. We're jumping in a new member tonight. __ I have to go soon. Missing Mass is a mortal sin. 11. When's the last time you went to confession? __ today __ 20 years ago THE END
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05-06-2003, 04:40 PM
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Yahoo Watashi wa kattaze!
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boy...that just...wasnt funny...sorry dude
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05-06-2003, 05:16 PM
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lmfao... I know. that's what makes it funny.
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05-06-2003, 06:14 PM
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not funny.....
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05-06-2003, 06:31 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2001
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eh, racism aside, didn't seem that funny
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05-06-2003, 07:05 PM
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Repost Wagon
Join Date: Dec 2001
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some of them were funny.
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05-06-2003, 07:31 PM
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thought some of em' were pretty funny...pretty racist though but funny...
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05-06-2003, 08:09 PM
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Im Mexican
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05-07-2003, 11:08 AM
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some were funny, keep up the good work
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05-07-2003, 12:26 PM
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Hahah duck tape is an adventure. LOL
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