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02-27-2003, 09:42 PM
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Insightful phrases
Friends don't let friends
take home ugly men Women's restroom Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open. Women's restroom Murphy's, Champaign, IL Beauty is only a light switch away. Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards. Houghton Library Harvard University, Cambridge, MA If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. The Bayou, Baton Rouge, LO No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap. Men's Room Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC To do is to be. - Descartes To be is to do. - Voltaire Do be do be do. - Frank Sinatra Men's restroom Greasewood Flats, Scottsdale, AZ At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry. Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, AZ Make love, not war. -Hell, do both GET MARRIED! Women's restroom The Filling Station, Bozeman, MO God is dead. - Nietzsche Nietzsche is dead. - God The Tombs Restaurant, Washington, DC If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. Revolution Books New York, New York. A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. Women's restroom Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress! Men's restroom House of Representatives, Washington, DC Express Lane: Five beers or less Sign over one of the urinals Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ You're too good for him. Sign over mirror in Women's restroom Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA. No wonder you always go home alone. Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA Some of these I've heard before...some I haven't. I like the fighting for peace is like screwing for viginity one the best.  
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02-27-2003, 09:47 PM
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Repost Wagon
Join Date: Dec 2001
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LMAO i like them all but the last 2 were awesome
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02-28-2003, 01:47 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2001
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Thoose are some pretty good ones
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02-28-2003, 08:00 AM
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4th Gear
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: York, Pa
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Ah, beat me to it D. I was just about to post those. I like the first one and of course...."If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then lets all get wasted and have the time of our lives!!"
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