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*ChrisCantSkate* · 02-25-2003, 09:56 PM

saw it on OT.net
the girl is his girlfriend

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I agreed that sometime that week, I wouldn't tell her when, I'd rape her. We arranged a few details. First, I would call within an hour or so of my "break-in" so that she could leave a door unlocked (no need to damage anything). Second, we had a prearranged code word--"red light"--which would stop everything right then and there. Third, after I called, she'd put her parent's little rat-dog in the basement where it ****ing belonged.

So the next night, I drive to the 7-11 near her house, call her up and ask her if she wants to see a movie. Sure, yeah, I'll be by to pick you up in an hour yadda yadda. I'm over there in about five minutes.

The front door is locked. No sweat, the back screen is always open in the summer. And sure enough it was. I crept inside....

And that little bastard ****ing rat-dog laid into me like my legs were two ham-hocks. "OW! Goddammit! ****ing dog!" Into the basement with that little snarling tornado, but not before it nipped me again on the finger. I was only here to rape its owner.

My legs were bleeding, so I had to wrap them with paper towels and tape 'em off with scotch tape from the kitchen drawer. Quietly, I made my way up the stairs with my rape-kit. I crept into her bedroom, and there she was, dressed as if she had just gotten out of the shower....

"Oh, I thought that was you. What are you doing here so early?"

What? The? ****?

"I'm here to ****ing rape you, dammit!"

"What's wrong with your legs?"

"Your ****ing dog.... would you just shut up and start screaming?"

"You want to rape me now? I just got out of the shower."

"Look, do you want to get raped or not?"

"Well, you're not very convincing."

"Your damned dog was pretty convinced."

"Yeah, but he hates you anyway."

"All right, **** this. Look, I'm the rapist. Get your ass on the bed and prepare to get violated."

"Oh, okay."

I reached into my handy rape-kit, and pulled out a few pairs of panty hose which I stole from her the night before, to tie her up.

"What the **** are those?" she asked, "I was looking for those all day, you bastard!"

"Well," I said, "you wouldn't go for the jumper cables."

"You stole my panty hose? I needed those today, you dumass."

"Oh, just shut up and let's get this over with."

"Dick."

I tied her down and pulled out my secret weapon: a peacock feather.

"What the hell is that?"

"Shut up, *****!" At this point, I was beginning to realize the versatility my role provided me.

"You are NOT going to tickle me with that. That's it. Red light, we're calling this thing off."

"What?" This was unexpected. "You can't just bail out of this whenever you want! You're supposed to be getting raped, fer chrissakes!"

"No, screw that. This sucks, I'm done, and if you piss me off any more, your ass is out of here."

"Oh, **** this," I said reasonably, "let's go see a movie."

She was still pissed at me about ripping off her panty hose. And for locking away the damned dog without turning on the lights, because it tried to scratch its way through the newly painted basement door. And for bleeding on her comforter. I got no nookie that night, at all. I was

94_AcCoRd_EX · 02-25-2003, 10:02 PM

WTF that's messed up

*ChrisCantSkate* · 02-25-2003, 10:10 PM

i was laughing so hard

02-25-2003, 10:12 PM

that is one strange relationship they have going on there... makes you wonder doesn't it? How messed up are these two and who really wants to be involved in raping anyone? geez!

ohiochica · 02-25-2003, 11:11 PM

as a female that was raped i was getting pissed at first, but by teh end of teh story i was laughing hysterically. the guy got what he deserved, gotta wonder about some people and their sick fantasies!

DsBlu01CivEX · 02-25-2003, 11:22 PM

thats f**ed up!

a96710 · 02-26-2003, 12:06 AM

TeriyakiBroccoli · 02-26-2003, 12:37 AM

they were really going out i think.

the whole "rape" thing was a lil sexual "fantasy" being played out.. .. I think.

94_AcCoRd_EX · 02-26-2003, 12:39 AM

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Originally posted by TeriyakiBroccoli
they were really going out i think.

the whole "rape" thing was a lil sexual "fantasy" being played out.. .. I think.

Sorry

ebpda9 · 02-26-2003, 06:09 AM

LMAO.

Racing Rice · 02-26-2003, 08:08 AM

Man, people are messed up! But this is pretty stinkin funny..

02-26-2003, 08:31 AM

uhhhhh. I don't get it.

*KwikR6* · 02-26-2003, 12:18 PM

"Captian Obvious"
hahaha now that's funny

02-26-2003, 07:39 PM

that was kinda weird

02-26-2003, 11:54 PM

hmmm...

TeriyakiBroccoli · 02-27-2003, 12:08 AM

well see it wasnt obvious for some so eat my

02-27-2003, 12:43 AM

I hear when you have enough sex with your partner, you need to start having role playing to spice things up. Its not uncommon for male or females to like to play the innocent role of a rape victim to their loved one I guess.

I mean c'mon guys, imagine a hot girl screaming "Take your clothes off now, your gonna do me"

Uhh pretend you knew she virus free and was ur gf.

02-27-2003, 08:20 AM

...haha, that's funny

02-27-2003, 12:40 PM

Wait, I'm sorry. Why are these people posting this on the internet? I'm confused.

*ChrisCantSkate* · 02-27-2003, 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by msvtec14
Wait, I'm sorry. Why are these people posting this on the internet? I'm confused.

it was on OT.net, they post everything and anything on there

02-27-2003, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ChrisCantSkate
it was on OT.net, they post everything and anything on there

I know that everyone has thier fetishes but I wouldn't want to post mine for the whole damn world to see.

ifeldwn02 · 02-27-2003, 02:05 PM

thats just not right u plan on doing that then she gets mad about evertything

Rob · 02-27-2003, 02:11 PM

LMAO...

02-28-2003, 08:28 AM

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Originally posted by ifeldwn02
thats just not right u plan on doing that then she gets mad about evertything

DUDE. It's just not right period. I can understand the whole domination thing but a violent crime that's would be done by a total stranger...I don't know...

02-25-2003, 10:02 PM	#2
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02-25-2003, 10:10 PM	#3
ChrisCantSkate Thought Police Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: orlando florida Age: 41 Posts: 9,662	i was laughing so hard __________________ Black Vtec Prelude-h22a power'd Many dreams come true, and some have silver linings. I live for my dreams and a pocket full of gold.

02-25-2003, 11:11 PM	#5
ohiochica Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: youngstown ohio Age: 46 Posts: 848	as a female that was raped i was getting pissed at first, but by teh end of teh story i was laughing hysterically. the guy got what he deserved, gotta wonder about some people and their sick fantasies! __________________ to all our military: my thoughts and prayers are with you, come home safe and come home soon. Ohio HST members please read this

02-25-2003, 11:22 PM	#6
DsBlu01CivEX Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: York Age: 44 Posts: 2,542	thats f**ed up! __________________ "Oh, I have a goal. And it's to have no goals at all." http://www.myspace.com/kenike

02-26-2003, 12:06 AM	#7
a96710 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Vancouver, Wa Age: 44 Posts: 1,454	wtf?

02-25-2003, 10:12 PM	#4
mt.biker Posts: n/a	that is one strange relationship they have going on there... makes you wonder doesn't it? How messed up are these two and who really wants to be involved in raping anyone? geez!

02-26-2003, 12:37 AM	#8
TeriyakiBroccoli 5th Gear Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Orange County, Southern California Age: 39 Posts: 1,490	they were really going out i think. the whole "rape" thing was a lil sexual "fantasy" being played out.. .. I think. __________________ everyone loves the turbizzim.

02-26-2003, 06:09 AM	#10
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 44 Posts: 17,266	LMAO. __________________

02-26-2003, 08:08 AM	#11
Racing Rice Project Combat Honda Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Highland,OH Age: 46 Posts: 7,985	Man, people are messed up! But this is pretty stinkin funny.. __________________ Racing Rice

02-26-2003, 08:31 AM	#12
msvtec14 Posts: n/a	uhhhhh. I don't get it.

02-26-2003, 12:18 PM	#13
KwikR6 Mind Blowing Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Cloud 69 Age: 45 Posts: 8,871	"Captian Obvious" hahaha now that's funny __________________ I JDM. I My Honda The epitome of stupidity is expressed so fluidly with the shity lyric theory you try to spit at me. I CAN'T WAIT FOR SUMMER!!!

02-26-2003, 07:39 PM	#14
Shot 2 Hel Posts: n/a	that was kinda weird

02-27-2003, 12:08 AM	#16
TeriyakiBroccoli 5th Gear Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Orange County, Southern California Age: 39 Posts: 1,490	well see it wasnt obvious for some so eat my __________________ everyone loves the turbizzim.

02-27-2003, 12:43 AM	#17
Zanza Posts: n/a	I hear when you have enough sex with your partner, you need to start having role playing to spice things up. Its not uncommon for male or females to like to play the innocent role of a rape victim to their loved one I guess. I mean c'mon guys, imagine a hot girl screaming "Take your clothes off now, your gonna do me" Uhh pretend you knew she virus free and was ur gf.

02-27-2003, 08:20 AM	#18
Spitty Posts: n/a	...haha, that's funny

02-27-2003, 12:40 PM	#19
msvtec14 Posts: n/a	Wait, I'm sorry. Why are these people posting this on the internet? I'm confused.

02-27-2003, 02:05 PM	#22
ifeldwn02 3rd Gear Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: columbus,ms Age: 41 Posts: 393	thats just not right u plan on doing that then she gets mad about evertything

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