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ebpda9 · 01-12-2003, 09:14 PM

A blonde hurries into the hospital emergency room late one night with
the tip of her index finger shot off.

"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.

"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by
shooting off the tip of your finger?"

"No, silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and
I thought, 'I just paid $6000 for these, I'm not shooting myself in
the chest.'"

"So, then?" asked the doctor.

"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, 'I just paid $3000
to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth.'"

"So, then?"

"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought 'This is going to make
a loud noise,' so I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled
the trigger."

Rob · 01-12-2003, 09:20 PM

01-12-2003, 09:21 PM

LMAO

a96710 · 01-12-2003, 09:22 PM

01-12-2003, 09:23 PM

Kyle · 01-12-2003, 09:26 PM

*pdiggitydogg* · 01-12-2003, 10:14 PM

lol nice

94_AcCoRd_EX · 01-12-2003, 10:16 PM

LMAO

01-12-2003, 10:32 PM

Lol. My aunt is blonde, she will have to hear about this one.

01-12-2003, 09:14 PM	#1
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 44 Posts: 17,266	blondes A blonde hurries into the hospital emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her. "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied. "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting off the tip of your finger?" "No, silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought, 'I just paid $6000 for these, I'm not shooting myself in the chest.'" "So, then?" asked the doctor. "Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, 'I just paid $3000 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth.'" "So, then?" "Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought 'This is going to make a loud noise,' so I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger." __________________

01-12-2003, 09:26 PM	#6
Kyle elyK Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: New Braunfels, TX Age: 38 Posts: 3,390	lol __________________ IGNORE THE FACTS EXPLORE THE TRUTH

01-12-2003, 10:16 PM	#8
94_AcCoRd_EX Insomniac Moderator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: OR Age: 44 Posts: 11,142	LMAO __________________ 1994 Accord EX coupe --Need hosting for your pics on HST? PM me...--

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01-12-2003, 09:22 PM	#4
a96710 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Vancouver, Wa Age: 44 Posts: 1,454	lol

01-12-2003, 10:14 PM	#7
pdiggitydogg Yahoo Watashi wa kattaze! Join Date: May 2002 Location: Meanwhile, up in The D... Age: 41 Posts: 10,579	lol nice

01-12-2003, 10:32 PM	#9
Sol's Eye Posts: n/a	Lol. My aunt is blonde, she will have to hear about this one.