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4th Gear
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Ladies, it's ok to be a b*tch...
Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their
professions. The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist". The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K., you know... Double Income, No Kids." The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know... Rich, Urban, Biker." They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?'" She replies: "I'm a W.I.F.E., you know... Wash, Iron, Fetch, Etc." A second gal answers their question before they even ask it: B.I.T.C.H." What exactly is a *****?!? they ask in unison. "Babe In Total Control of Herself" So ladies, next time somebody calls you a "*****" SMILE ... and say "Thank You!!" 
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12-30-2002, 12:34 PM
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Lol
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12-30-2002, 12:43 PM
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lol
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12-30-2002, 01:00 PM
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An old one but a good one.......
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12-30-2002, 01:23 PM
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12-30-2002, 03:45 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
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Where are you getting these?..lol
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B*TCH!
j/k 
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12-31-2002, 07:57 AM
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Why thank you Rob!  Has anyone heard this comeback for when someone calls a girl a b*tch?: B*tch is a female dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are nature, nature is beautiful, so therefore I am beautiful! Wow, that's from back in the day! We're looking possibly middle school for me. I can't believe I still even remember it!  It was such a stupid comeback. 
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12-31-2002, 01:07 PM
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Stefan's A Sheep Fucker
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 and yes, you are as beautiful as a tree just messing with ya Erin... 
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12-31-2002, 02:59 PM
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