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12-06-2002, 07:43 PM
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Nuts anyone?
Father & son went out hunting for the first time. The father told the son to "stay here & be very, very, quiet. I'll be just across that field."
An hour later the father heard a blood curdling scream & ran back to his son."what's wrong?" he demanded to know."I thought I told you to be quiet." The son answered "Look dad, I was quiet when the snake slithered over my feet, I was quiet when the bear came up & licked my face, I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder, I closed my eyes & held my breath when the wasp stung me, I didn't cough when I inhaled several gnats, I didn't blink when the spider spun a web over my face & I didn't scratch when the poison oak started itching. But, when two chipmunks crawled up the leg of my pants & said "should we eat them here or take them with us?", well Dad,........... I guess I just panicked!"
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12-06-2002, 07:45 PM
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LMAO!!!
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12-06-2002, 07:55 PM
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HAHAHAHAHA
OOHHH that's not good to think about.  :o |
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12-06-2002, 08:21 PM
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12-06-2002, 08:38 PM
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12-06-2002, 08:59 PM
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LMAO that's hilarious
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12-06-2002, 09:35 PM
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Yahoo Watashi wa kattaze!
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nice |
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12-07-2002, 01:25 AM
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Repost Wagon
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LMAO LMAO
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12-07-2002, 11:49 AM
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lol
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12-07-2002, 12:58 PM
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that is great
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12-08-2002, 06:48 PM
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LOLOL
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