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10-21-2004, 03:59 AM
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mustard is a hazard
OK, I almost got in some serious trouble at work today. I was talking to someone while on break at work, keeping myself occupied in the mean time from the conversation I didn't want to be in by squeezing on a mustard bottle. I apparently squeezed a little too hard and the cap blew off, flew about 15 feet, hit some lockers and a stream of mustard followed, covering parts of the ceiling, floor and some lockers against the wall. There was about a half a bottle covering a blotchy line for about 15 feet. Not to mention it was covering overall about 3 square feet of ceiling tile 7.5-8 feet up. This could be the new terrorist weapon, so watch out!
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10-21-2004, 07:34 AM
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i wonder where your mom and your dad went wrong
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10-21-2004, 09:49 AM
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i dont, becuase i know where.
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10-21-2004, 10:37 AM
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Yahoo Watashi wa kattaze!
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once I popped a mustard packet in a restaurant all over the wall
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10-21-2004, 10:39 AM
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a packet vs a bottle
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10-21-2004, 11:24 AM
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that would've made a wonderful picture
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10-21-2004, 09:42 PM
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Mustard tastes yucky.
 It's so..so..so Americanized. 
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10-21-2004, 09:45 PM
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you raciest towards american food?
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10-22-2004, 04:54 AM
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Mustard sycjs, but ui'm drunk, what do i know?
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10-22-2004, 06:08 AM
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What if I took that mustard and made mustard gas? I don't have a cluehow to do it...but it's been done. THEN it would suck.
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10-22-2004, 06:15 AM
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hahaha^where the hell did you come up with that?
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10-22-2004, 09:35 AM
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10-22-2004, 12:31 PM
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Dude mustard will stain everything!:o
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10-22-2004, 03:04 PM
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and that it did. the ceiling tile is now an off yellowish color.
dingo, how did you know that? luckie guess?
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